Guest guest Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 WARNING: Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen Ones, we are destined to remain but fools' fools. Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday Comics: " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in this mortal coil convinced of their immortality. I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! Why should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word for it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? And what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. And how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death event. " I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer of delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? Who brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable women alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A cigarette? ..bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords wrote: > > WARNING: > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen Ones, we > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday Comics: > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in this > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! Why > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word for > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? And > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. And > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death event. " > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer of > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? Who > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable women > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A cigarette? > > .bob > Looks like someone is very constipated 'in the same sewer' and has trouble separating himself from it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords wrote: > > WARNING: > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen Ones, we > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday Comics: > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in this > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! Why > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word for > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? And > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. And > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death event. " > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer of > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? Who > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable women > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A cigarette? > > .bob > The Question of Who? Who is Who? Who is arrived at in the process of negation, the equal narration and orchestration and narration of the indivuality ensconced in the predicament that is rightly 'ours'. So, in the process of gleaning who is the esteemed unutterable venerable who, and if we listen to that booming voice (once a still small voice, quite often whiney) " GET OUT OF YOR OWN WAY " . We'll have to turn around to see where that voice came from. Actually, you'd have to look within... it came from deep deep within. so now the inside is outside in this turning and the soul has walked into 'y/our body'. and stayed forever and a day. ....and now the cat is really out of the bag!!! ;-) p.s. and is it ever an ecstatic experience cause we're ALL soulmates. wink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Nisargadatta , " anabebe57 " <kailashana wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords@> > wrote: > > > > WARNING: > > > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen > Ones, we > > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday > Comics: > > > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in > this > > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! > Why > > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will > > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word > for > > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? > And > > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. > And > > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but > > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death > event. " > > > > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer > of > > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? > Who > > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable > women > > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A > cigarette? > > > > .bob > > > > The Question of Who? > > Who is Who? > > Who is arrived at in the process of negation, > the equal narration and orchestration and > narration > of the indivuality ensconced in the predicament that > is rightly 'ours'. > > So, in the process of gleaning who is the > esteemed unutterable venerable who, > and > if we listen to that booming voice > (once a still small voice, quite often whiney) > " GET OUT OF YOR OWN WAY " . > > We'll have to turn around to see where that > voice came from. > Actually, > you'd have to look within... > > it came from deep > deep within. > so now > the inside is outside in this > turning > and the soul has walked into 'y/our body'. > > and stayed forever and a day. > > ...and now the cat is really out of the bag!!! > > ;-) > > p.s. and is it ever an ecstatic experience cause we're ALL > soulmates. > > wink. > yes, but what do we do about Johanna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " anabebe57 " <kailashana@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords@> > > wrote: > > > > > > WARNING: > > > > > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > > > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > > > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen > > Ones, we > > > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > > > > > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday > > Comics: > > > > > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > > > > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in > > this > > > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > > > > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! > > Why > > > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will > > > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > > > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word > > for > > > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? > > And > > > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > > > > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. > > And > > > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > > > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > > > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > > > > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but > > > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death > > event. " > > > > > > > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer > > of > > > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? > > Who > > > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > > > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable > > women > > > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > > > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A > > cigarette? > > > > > > .bob > > > > > > > The Question of Who? > > > > Who is Who? > > > > Who is arrived at in the process of negation, > > the equal narration and orchestration and > > narration > > of the indivuality ensconced in the predicament that > > is rightly 'ours'. > > > > So, in the process of gleaning who is the > > esteemed unutterable venerable who, > > and > > if we listen to that booming voice > > (once a still small voice, quite often whiney) > > " GET OUT OF YOR OWN WAY " . > > > > We'll have to turn around to see where that > > voice came from. > > Actually, > > you'd have to look within... > > > > it came from deep > > deep within. > > so now > > the inside is outside in this > > turning > > and the soul has walked into 'y/our body'. > > > > and stayed forever and a day. > > > > ...and now the cat is really out of the bag!!! > > > > ;-) > > > > p.s. and is it ever an ecstatic experience cause we're ALL > > soulmates. > > > > wink. > > > > > yes, but what do we do about Johanna? > You can contemplate that after you dragged yourself out of 'that same sewer'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 me to desireable woman, " Do you smoke after having sex " desireable woman to me, " I don't know, I've never looked " T. Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords wrote: > > WARNING: > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen Ones, we > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday Comics: > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in this > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! Why > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word for > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? And > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. And > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death event. " > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer of > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? Who > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable women > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A cigarette? > > .bob > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 a little too wordy, but a big plus for macho unoriginality, so join Johannaramaramadingdong over there, at the other end of the bar. He's the ugly one frowning into his mug of black brew--the silent white haired grumbler with the German accent and the Marlboros. (Hint: he thinks he's strong and cynical but sensitive and wise. Play up to it. Ask him for some advice about women. He'll love that!) Nisargadatta , " one1nottwo2 " <one1nottwo2 wrote: > > me to desireable woman, " Do you smoke after having sex " > > desireable woman to me, " I don't know, I've never looked " > > T. > > Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords@> wrote: > > > > WARNING: > > > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen Ones, > we > > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday > Comics: > > > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in > this > > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! > Why > > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will > > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word for > > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? > And > > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. > And > > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but > > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death > event. " > > > > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer > of > > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? > Who > > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable > women > > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A > cigarette? > > > > .bob > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Nisargadatta , " one1nottwo2 " <one1nottwo2 wrote: > > me to desireable woman, " Do you smoke after having sex " > > desireable woman to me, " I don't know, I've never looked " > > T. 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, " What are you thinking? " She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forth right and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, " Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? " , here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 ....and now the cat is really out of the bag!!! .... and placed slap bang among amongst my favourate pigeons. T. Nisargadatta , " anabebe57 " <kailashana wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords@> > wrote: > > > > WARNING: > > > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen > Ones, we > > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the Sunday > Comics: > > > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in > this > > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! > Why > > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, will > > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word > for > > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? > And > > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. > And > > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " but > > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death > event. " > > > > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same sewer > of > > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? > Who > > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable > women > > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A > cigarette? > > > > .bob > > > > The Question of Who? > > Who is Who? > > Who is arrived at in the process of negation, > the equal narration and orchestration and > narration > of the indivuality ensconced in the predicament that > is rightly 'ours'. > > So, in the process of gleaning who is the > esteemed unutterable venerable who, > and > if we listen to that booming voice > (once a still small voice, quite often whiney) > " GET OUT OF YOR OWN WAY " . > > We'll have to turn around to see where that > voice came from. > Actually, > you'd have to look within... > > it came from deep > deep within. > so now > the inside is outside in this > turning > and the soul has walked into 'y/our body'. > > and stayed forever and a day. > > ...and now the cat is really out of the bag!!! > > ;-) > > p.s. and is it ever an ecstatic experience cause we're ALL > soulmates. > > wink. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Nisargadatta , " one1nottwo2 " <one1nottwo2 wrote: > > ...and now the cat is really out of the bag!!! > > ... and placed slap bang among amongst my favourate pigeons. > > T. > > > > Nisargadatta , " anabebe57 " <kailashana@> > wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " skywhilds " <skywords@> > > wrote: > > > > > > WARNING: > > > > > > Like Christ and all avatars, we are but fools to think that our > > > pettiness can ever have even the slightest effect upon The Blessed > > > Ones. Until we bow our heads with humility before The Chosen > > Ones, we > > > are destined to remain but fools' fools. > > > > > > > > > Every Sunday, as a prepube, I used to read the quote in the > Sunday > > Comics: > > > > > > " What fools these mortals be, " Puck. > > > > > > But there are those of us who fane live out their confinement in > > this > > > mortal coil convinced of their immortality. > > > > > > I myself believe not in what they call " Death. " Uuuuu! Scaree! > > Why > > > should I believe that something that has never happened to me, > will > > > ever, for some unexplicable reason, somehow suddenly, or even > > > gradually, happen to me? It never has, so why take others' word > > for > > > it? None of them has ever died, either. So, how would THEY know? > > And > > > what pray tell IS " it, " anyway? > > > > > > It's just a rumor invented by some political wag, or hack, even. > > And > > > how the rumor HAS caught on! I dare say (and this is just > > > speculation) that those of you-- like me, who disbelieve this > > > pernicious fable, myth, really-- are but few and far between. > > > > > > Oh, sure, there are many of you who believe in " reincarnation, " > but > > > that's a mere spin off which STILL pressumes some initial " death > > event. " > > > > > > > > > I'm with you, ramanadanadufus! It's you and me, in the same > sewer > > of > > > delusion, asking, " what the fuck is maharaj who " ? And who what? > > Who > > > brings us flowers from the garden? Who loves us more than we love > > > ourselves? Who fornicates with desirable women and undesirable > > women > > > alike? And who's to say what fornication is, and who is or is not > > > desirable? And is this before or after? And after what? A > > cigarette? > > > > > > .bob > > > > > > > The Question of Who? > > > > Who is Who? > > > > Who is arrived at in the process of negation, > > the equal narration and orchestration and > > obfuscation > > of the indivjduality ensconced in the predicament that > > is rightly 'ours'. > > > > So, in the process of gleaning who is the > > esteemed unutterable venerable who, > > and > > if we listen to that booming voice > > (once a still small voice, quite often whiney) > > " GET OUT OF YOR OWN WAY " . > > > > We'll have to turn around to see where that > > voice came from. > > Actually, > > you'd have to look within... > > > > it came from deep > > deep within. > > so now > > the inside is outside in this > > turning > > and the soul has walked into 'y/our body'. > > > > and stayed forever and a day. > > > > ...and now the cat is really out of the bag!!! > > > > ;-) > > > > p.s. and is it ever an ecstatic experience cause we're ALL > > soulmates. > > > > wink. > > > correcting the corrections. ;0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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