Guest guest Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 JOIN THE LATEST CRAZE! Give out Spiritual Bouquets this Christmas! FAST! FUN! FULFILLING! A PLEASURE TO GIVE A PLEASURE TO RECEIVE! ELIMINATES LAST MINUTE RUSHES! NO INITIAL CASH OUTLAY! PRAY-ERS of PRAYERS AVAILABLE AT MODERATE RATES! ...and are ready to do the actual praying stuff, on your behalf and for the benefit of the prayed for's needs, all for a modest fee payable in advance, accepting most major credit cards. So like see, somebody comes to us and says they've given a couple dozen Spiritual Bouquets out for Christmas..and we look at that and say " OK, like how many prayers are on each one? " , and like Dizzy (the sombuddy who brung us the deal) says, " like 5 'Our Fathers', 20 'Hail Marys' and hmm...10 'Perfect Acts of Contrition' " . So we say OK, OK thats 35 medium prayers a hit at 24 hits, being the number of gift recipients...ah alright..that's about 850 medium size prayers..OK, we can do 'em for ya for $85. Straight up that's a good deal, it's only about a buck for 10 prayers and it's gonna take some time etc. etc. but more importantly, it frees up time for you..We'll be doin' all the prayin' and sufferin', and you'll be gettin' all the Thanks for such swell Chrismas gifts. we gave you the idea for the gifts, but if you want us to cover the labor part too..well that costs money our good fellows. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas EveryOne, and remember whatever it is that you would otherwise forget, if you hadn't already forgotten! " The Prayers of Prayers Company " is not a Charitable Organization. All proceeds go directly to the Organizer of the Prayers, in order for him to determine how much will actually be declared as income and how much will be determined to be God's honestly earned 'keepum' money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 how about giving this gift (although a few days before xmas;-) http://globalorgasm.org/ Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > JOIN THE LATEST CRAZE! > > Give out Spiritual Bouquets this Christmas! > > FAST! FUN! FULFILLING! > A PLEASURE TO GIVE > A PLEASURE TO RECEIVE! > ELIMINATES LAST MINUTE RUSHES! > > NO INITIAL CASH OUTLAY! > > PRAY-ERS of PRAYERS AVAILABLE AT MODERATE RATES! > ..and are ready to do the actual praying stuff, on your behalf and for > the benefit of the prayed for's needs, all for a modest fee payable in > advance, accepting most major credit cards. > > > So like see, somebody comes to us and says they've given a couple > dozen Spiritual Bouquets out for Christmas..and we look at that and > say " OK, like how many prayers are on each one? " , and like Dizzy (the > sombuddy who brung us the deal) says, " like 5 'Our Fathers', 20 'Hail > Marys' and hmm...10 'Perfect Acts of Contrition' " . So we say OK, OK > thats 35 medium prayers a hit at 24 hits, being the number of gift > recipients...ah alright..that's about 850 medium size prayers..OK, we > can do 'em for ya for $85. Straight up that's a good deal, it's only > about a buck for 10 prayers and it's gonna take some time etc. etc. > but more importantly, it frees up time for you..We'll be doin' all the > prayin' and sufferin', and you'll be gettin' all the Thanks for such > swell Chrismas gifts. > > we gave you the idea for the gifts, but if you want us to cover the > labor part too..well that costs money our good fellows. > > Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas EveryOne, and remember whatever it is that > you would otherwise forget, if you hadn't already forgotten! > > > > > > " The Prayers of Prayers Company " is not a Charitable Organization. All > proceeds go directly to the Organizer of the Prayers, in order for him > to determine how much will actually be declared as income and how much > will be determined to be God's honestly earned 'keepum' money. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Nisargadatta , " anabebe57 " <kailashana wrote: > > how about giving this gift (although a few days before xmas;-) > > http://globalorgasm.org/ Indeed, this event will be: FAST! FUN! FULFILLING! and FANTASTIC! A PLEASURE TO GIVE A PLEASURE TO RECEIVE! ELIMINATES LAST MINUTE RUSHES! There will definetly be some souls in the world in need of countless prayers and supplications for mercy and exculpation from sin made unto the LORD, that such 'enjoyment' experienced within the meshes of this veil of tears should be forgiven unto them, in order that their immortal souls do not perish in the Darkness of Satan's Abyss for ALL TIME!! Give out Spiritual Bouquets this Christmas! Again we encourage you to avail yourselves of " The Prayers of Prayers Company " to carry forth with this obligation on and for all God fearing, people loving, living individuals. Huge deep discount 'bulk rates' apply if purchasing fulfillment orders for gifted Spiritual Bouquets in joint totalling over 10,000 required prayings and orisins. Send particulars to management and we will get back to you with a quote ASAP. " The Prayers of Prayers Company " is pleased to announce at this time the Grand Opening of it's new division: " The Orgasmers for Orgasms Company " ., which is exited to offer INCREDIBLE LOW LOW PRICING! on any orders for proxy orgasm fulfillment on the Global O Day! being for the benefit of mr. shpoobles, .b > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > JOIN THE LATEST CRAZE! > > > > Give out Spiritual Bouquets this Christmas! > > > > FAST! FUN! FULFILLING! > > A PLEASURE TO GIVE > > A PLEASURE TO RECEIVE! > > ELIMINATES LAST MINUTE RUSHES! > > > > NO INITIAL CASH OUTLAY! > > > > PRAY-ERS of PRAYERS AVAILABLE AT MODERATE RATES! > > ..and are ready to do the actual praying stuff, on your behalf and > for > > the benefit of the prayed for's needs, all for a modest fee > payable in > > advance, accepting most major credit cards. > > > > > > So like see, somebody comes to us and says they've given a couple > > dozen Spiritual Bouquets out for Christmas..and we look at that and > > say " OK, like how many prayers are on each one? " , and like Dizzy > (the > > sombuddy who brung us the deal) says, " like 5 'Our Fathers', > 20 'Hail > > Marys' and hmm...10 'Perfect Acts of Contrition' " . So we say OK, OK > > thats 35 medium prayers a hit at 24 hits, being the number of gift > > recipients...ah alright..that's about 850 medium size prayers..OK, > we > > can do 'em for ya for $85. Straight up that's a good deal, it's > only > > about a buck for 10 prayers and it's gonna take some time etc. etc. > > but more importantly, it frees up time for you..We'll be doin' all > the > > prayin' and sufferin', and you'll be gettin' all the Thanks for > such > > swell Chrismas gifts. > > > > we gave you the idea for the gifts, but if you want us to cover > the > > labor part too..well that costs money our good fellows. > > > > Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas EveryOne, and remember whatever it is > that > > you would otherwise forget, if you hadn't already forgotten! > > > > > > > > > > > > " The Prayers of Prayers Company " is not a Charitable Organization. > All > > proceeds go directly to the Organizer of the Prayers, in order for > him > > to determine how much will actually be declared as income and how > much > > will be determined to be God's honestly earned 'keepum' money. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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