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Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111

wrote:

>

> the " Dali Nonduality Papers " within the newly discovered 'Picasso

> Poastal Code' have shown conclusively that nonduality is a fraud. what

> everyone finds at the end of their journey is Seymour Schnitzel, and

> not the Self. Seymour has been hiding all true selves for about, oh..a

> long time, like maybe since 1356 or 921 or some have suggested as

> short a time ago as 1956. little does it matter. doomed is the one who

> takes the path of nondualism to find anything but Seymour. and there

> is nothing that can be done about it. and there is nothing. just

> nothing. 'it' is coming soon to theaters of the mind everywhere...the

> new smashing discovery and hit show..... " NONDUALITY: MORE OF SEYMOUR'S

> CRAP! " . you will crap your pants at the discoveries discovered and

> uncovered and recovered and generally covered in depth and briefly

> glossed over in this movie about nothing. and it never really will nor

> has happened..not even now. money spent on this soon to be released

> DVD will be well spent because it isn't really being spent anyway.

> nothing 'is' and 'nothing happens'. this will be bad news for your

> employer and mortgage company when you lay it on them about them not

> really existing and telling them to take a hike. too bad. not really

> though..who or what's to feel bad? Seymour should, but he doesn't and

> never will. you might think of saying that Seymour is a bastard but

> WATCH OUT! he's the " ONE " you find at the beginning and end. and in

> actuality he's you and me and himself and the Big Kahuna and NOBODY

> all at the same and equal time. now there is still the question of

> time. whenever i think about time, i realize that since i'm in a

> 'whenever' at the moment of this thinking, that i am in time. and if i

> play in time with the other players, we can play a pretty good tune.

> maybe not in key, but at least 'on' time and 'in' time as well. how we

> got in time is a timely question that cannot be asked nor answered

> without resorting to more fantasy. it's good to be really real and in

> time with timelessness and sitting right here in nowhere no-space..not

> thinking about anything. and then, of a sudden..FLASH! ILLUMINATION!

> LIGHT FROM TRUE LIGHT! so there you go and there you are. now if we

> can find the right key to be. Right On! it's what's supposed to

> happen. and as they say in he Ashram, " Seymour is Not! " , " I Am That I

> Am Not " , " I am Seymour " , " now I can 'see' more, if not 'be' more or

> be Seymour! " . see? Life is good. that's how i found it, that's how i

> will leave it, until i leave it for good, or for bad, or for me, or

> for Seymour. 'it' doesn't matter and 'it' is not. but remember how

> important this stuff is for no one. it's big stuff, unlike the stuff

> all around 'you' or on the 'news'..nothing's new. nothing is always

> new because it never started. it's getting old to say that nothing is

> new, but it's true. and of course 'new' is nothing to talk about

> either or as well or not. just wait till the ending of the movie! it's

> a new beginning. tickets available online @

www.whosthatfoolonthehill.com.

>

> ;-o

>

> .b

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