The Daily Dali Doodle

[Guest guest]

the " Dali Nonduality Papers " within the newly discovered 'Picasso

Poastal Code' have shown conclusively that nonduality is a fraud. what

everyone finds at the end of their journey is Seymour Schnitzel, and

not the Self. Seymour has been hiding all true selves for about, oh..a

long time, like maybe since 1356 or 921 or some have suggested as

short a time ago as 1956. little does it matter. doomed is the one who

takes the path of nondualism to find anything but Seymour. and there

is nothing that can be done about it. and there is nothing. just

nothing. 'it' is coming soon to theaters of the mind everywhere...the

new smashing discovery and hit show..... " NONDUALITY: MORE OF SEYMOUR'S

CRAP! " . you will crap your pants at the discoveries discovered and

uncovered and recovered and generally covered in depth and briefly

glossed over in this movie about nothing. and it never really will nor

has happened..not even now. money spent on this soon to be released

DVD will be well spent because it isn't really being spent anyway.

nothing 'is' and 'nothing happens'. this will be bad news for your

employer and mortgage company when you lay it on them about them not

really existing and telling them to take a hike. too bad. not really

though..who or what's to feel bad? Seymour should, but he doesn't and

never will. you might think of saying that Seymour is a bastard but

WATCH OUT! he's the " ONE " you find at the beginning and end. and in

actuality he's you and me and himself and the Big Kahuna and NOBODY

all at the same and equal time. now there is still the question of

time. whenever i think about time, i realize that since i'm in a

'whenever' at the moment of this thinking, that i am in time. and if i

play in time with the other players, we can play a pretty good tune.

maybe not in key, but at least 'on' time and 'in' time as well. how we

got in time is a timely question that cannot be asked nor answered

without resorting to more fantasy. it's good to be really real and in

time with timelessness and sitting right here in nowhere no-space..not

thinking about anything. and then, of a sudden..FLASH! ILLUMINATION!

LIGHT FROM TRUE LIGHT! so there you go and there you are. now if we

can find the right key to be. Right On! it's what's supposed to

happen. and as they say in he Ashram, " Seymour is Not! " , " I Am That I

Am Not " , " I am Seymour " , " now I can 'see' more, if not 'be' more or

be Seymour! " . see? Life is good. that's how i found it, that's how i

will leave it, until i leave it for good, or for bad, or for me, or

for Seymour. 'it' doesn't matter and 'it' is not. but remember how

important this stuff is for no one. it's big stuff, unlike the stuff

all around 'you' or on the 'news'..nothing's new. nothing is always

new because it never started. it's getting old to say that nothing is

new, but it's true. and of course 'new' is nothing to talk about

either or as well or not. just wait till the ending of the movie! it's

a new beginning. tickets available online @ www.whosthatfoolonthehill.com.

 

;-o

 

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