Guest guest Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 1. 99% of non-dualists give the rest a bad name. 2. deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 3. the 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 4. clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on society. 5. if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 6.vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. 7.always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. 8. the trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. 9. it may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 10. eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. 11. if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 12. experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 13. for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. 14. success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. 15. to succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. 16. two wrongs are only the beginning. 17. the sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 18. a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 19. if you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 20. change is inevitable....except from vending machines. 21. don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things. 22. hard work pays off in the future. laziness pays off now. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > 1. 99% of non-dualists give the rest a bad name. > > 2. deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. > > 3. the 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. > > 4. clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on > society. > > 5. if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. > > 6.vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where > you left them to where you can't find them. > > 7.always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. > > 8. the trouble with doing something right the first time is that > nobody appreciates how difficult it was. > > 9. it may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a > warning to others. > > 10. eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. > > 11. if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. > > 12. experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. > > 13. for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. > > 14. success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. > > 15. to succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your > principles. > > 16. two wrongs are only the beginning. > > 17. the sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. > > 18. a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > > 19. if you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never > tried before. > > 20. change is inevitable....except from vending machines. > > 21. don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things. > > 22. hard work pays off in the future. laziness pays off now. > > > .b b.b. > I take issue with #10. Herewith: I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail Yes I would, if I could, I surely would I'd rather be a hammer than a nail Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would Away, I'd rather sail away Like a swan that's here and gone A man gets tied up to the ground He gives the world its saddest sound Its saddest sound I'd rather be a forest than a street Yes I would, if I could, I surely would I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would Lyrics > S > Simon And Garfunkel Lyrics > El condor pasa (if i could) Song Lyrics This song brings back a lot of fond memories of past mind. Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Nisargadatta , " nadazerozip " <markroberttimmins wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > 1. 99% of non-dualists give the rest a bad name. > > > > 2. deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. > > > > 3. the 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and > stupidity. > > > > 4. clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on > > society. > > > > 5. if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. > > > > 6.vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where > > you left them to where you can't find them. > > > > 7.always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. > > > > 8. the trouble with doing something right the first time is that > > nobody appreciates how difficult it was. > > > > 9. it may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a > > warning to others. > > > > 10. eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. > > > > 11. if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you > tried. > > > > 12. experience is something you don't get until just after you need > it. > > > > 13. for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. > > > > 14. success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. > > > > 15. to succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your > > principles. > > > > 16. two wrongs are only the beginning. > > > > 17. the sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch > up. > > > > 18. a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > > > > 19. if you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never > > tried before. > > > > 20. change is inevitable....except from vending machines. > > > > 21. don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things. > > > > 22. hard work pays off in the future. laziness pays off now. > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > I take issue with #10. Herewith: > > I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail > Yes I would, if I could, I surely would > I'd rather be a hammer than a nail > Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would > > Away, I'd rather sail away > Like a swan that's here and gone > A man gets tied up to the ground > He gives the world its saddest sound > Its saddest sound > > I'd rather be a forest than a street > Yes I would, if I could, I surely would > I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet > Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would > > Lyrics > S > Simon And Garfunkel Lyrics > El condor pasa (if i could) > Song Lyrics > > This song brings back a lot of fond memories of past mind. > > Mark yes we all knew better and far more in the hippie dippie days of yore. present mind ruminating. future mind notwithstanding. ..b bobji baba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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