Guest guest Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 * Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? * Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? * If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? * When someone asks you, " A penny for your thoughts, " and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? * Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. * Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? * Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? * Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? * " I am. " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that " I do. " is the longest sentence? * If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? * Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as " 4's " ? * Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? * If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,does he become disoriented? * If people from Poland are called " Poles, " why aren't people from Holland called " Holes? " *is a non-dualist nonplussed? i didn't come up with all of these. i couldn't care less. but i know someone who thinks it's as important as the number of posts posted.. this person is a good counter and a bad excuse for anything. this person is a deep thinker. exactly how deep, and deep in what we can only assume. but that's not a nice thing to think of anyone. i am not necessarily a nice person so... so what. now on with the thinking caps. ..b b.b. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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