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Someone gave me a Carlos Castaneda book.....and I fell in love with

Don Juan.

 

I had plans of traveling to see Jane Roberts......because I thought

that I loved Seth.

 

The very first time I saw Gangaji..........I fell in love.

 

Her voice........her hair........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

The first time I heard Wayne Liquorman laugh..........I fell in love.

 

When Jan Cox wrote me a long letter about the self........I fell in love.

 

When I picked up " I Am That " ......I fell in love with

Nisargadatta....even after seeing what he looked like.

 

 

The first time I saw a picture of Osho........you got it....I fell in

love.

 

 

I fell in love with Joan Tollifson.....Tony Packer.....Joko

Beck....Leo Hartong.....Berandette Roberts.....

.......and scores more.

 

If they wrote a book on non-duality.........I fell in love with them.

 

***************************************************************

 

It is easy to slip below the surface of the dream into the infantile

need to be taken care of.

 

It's a little harder to understand that all those imaginary comforters

are merely facets of ones own vastness....carrying letters from Home.

 

 

toombaru

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Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote:

>

>

>

>

>

> Someone gave me a Carlos Castaneda book.....and I fell in love with

> Don Juan.

>

> I had plans of traveling to see Jane Roberts......because I thought

> that I loved Seth.

>

> The very first time I saw Gangaji..........I fell in love.

>

> Her voice........her hair........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

>

> The first time I heard Wayne Liquorman laugh..........I fell in love.

>

> When Jan Cox wrote me a long letter about the self........I fell in

love.

>

> When I picked up " I Am That " ......I fell in love with

> Nisargadatta....even after seeing what he looked like.

>

>

> The first time I saw a picture of Osho........you got it....I fell in

> love.

>

>

> I fell in love with Joan Tollifson.....Tony Packer.....Joko

> Beck....Leo Hartong.....Berandette Roberts.....

> ......and scores more.

>

> If they wrote a book on non-duality.........I fell in love with them.

 

 

 

 

 

gurus are phonies..

 

i am a phony...

 

you are a phony...

 

phonies are phony.

 

 

the real deal is not a phony.

 

the real deal is...the real deal isn't even a real.

 

it would never sink to that level of proof.

 

it's much too cocksure of itself.

 

that's what i have humbly heard.

 

please do not be offended by that which is not meant to offend.

 

that would be fucking stupid.

 

..b b.b.

 

 

> ***************************************************************

>

> It is easy to slip below the surface of the dream into the infantile

> need to be taken care of.

>

> It's a little harder to understand that all those imaginary comforters

> are merely facets of ones own vastness....carrying letters from Home.

>

>

> toombaru

 

 

understanding is for lost cripples learning the use of crutches.

 

Free Sailor needs none of it.

 

He has no home port.

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain

wrote:

>

>

>

>

>

> Someone gave me a Carlos Castaneda book.....and I fell in love with

> Don Juan.

>

> I had plans of traveling to see Jane Roberts......because I thought

> that I loved Seth.

>

> The very first time I saw Gangaji..........I fell in love.

>

> Her voice........her hair........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

>

> The first time I heard Wayne Liquorman laugh..........I fell in

love.

>

> When Jan Cox wrote me a long letter about the self........I fell

in love.

>

> When I picked up " I Am That " ......I fell in love with

> Nisargadatta....even after seeing what he looked like.

>

>

> The first time I saw a picture of Osho........you got it....I fell

in

> love.

>

>

> I fell in love with Joan Tollifson.....Tony Packer.....Joko

> Beck....Leo Hartong.....Berandette Roberts.....

> ......and scores more.

>

> If they wrote a book on non-duality.........I fell in love with

them.

>

> ***************************************************************

>

> It is easy to slip below the surface of the dream into the

infantile

> need to be taken care of.

>

> It's a little harder to understand that all those imaginary

comforters

> are merely facets of ones own vastness....carrying letters from

Home.

>

>

> toombaru

>Don't forget Trailanga Swami--who despite his 300 plus pounds was

occasionally seen floating on his back down the Ganges with the

greatest of ease.

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Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@>

> wrote:

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Someone gave me a Carlos Castaneda book.....and I fell in love with

> > Don Juan.

> >

> > I had plans of traveling to see Jane Roberts......because I thought

> > that I loved Seth.

> >

> > The very first time I saw Gangaji..........I fell in love.

> >

> > Her voice........her hair........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

> >

> > The first time I heard Wayne Liquorman laugh..........I fell in

> love.

> >

> > When Jan Cox wrote me a long letter about the self........I fell

> in love.

> >

> > When I picked up " I Am That " ......I fell in love with

> > Nisargadatta....even after seeing what he looked like.

> >

> >

> > The first time I saw a picture of Osho........you got it....I fell

> in

> > love.

> >

> >

> > I fell in love with Joan Tollifson.....Tony Packer.....Joko

> > Beck....Leo Hartong.....Berandette Roberts.....

> > ......and scores more.

> >

> > If they wrote a book on non-duality.........I fell in love with

> them.

> >

> > ***************************************************************

> >

> > It is easy to slip below the surface of the dream into the

> infantile

> > need to be taken care of.

> >

> > It's a little harder to understand that all those imaginary

> comforters

> > are merely facets of ones own vastness....carrying letters from

> Home.

> >

> >

> > toombaru

> >Don't forget Trailanga Swami--who despite his 300 plus pounds was

> occasionally seen floating on his back down the Ganges with the

> greatest of ease.

>

 

 

 

 

Yes...........floating down the river........like this.

 

 

 

 

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Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba "

> <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@>

> wrote:

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Someone gave me a Carlos Castaneda book.....and I fell in love

> with

> > > Don Juan.

> > >

> > > I had plans of traveling to see Jane Roberts......because I

> thought

> > > that I loved Seth.

> > >

> > > The very first time I saw Gangaji..........I fell in love.

> > >

> > > Her voice........her hair........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

> > >

> > > The first time I heard Wayne Liquorman laugh..........I fell in

> love.

> > >

> > > When Jan Cox wrote me a long letter about the self........I fell

> in

> > love.

> > >

> > > When I picked up " I Am That " ......I fell in love with

> > > Nisargadatta....even after seeing what he looked like.

> > >

> > >

> > > The first time I saw a picture of Osho........you got it....I

> fell in

> > > love.

> > >

> > >

> > > I fell in love with Joan Tollifson.....Tony Packer.....Joko

> > > Beck....Leo Hartong.....Berandette Roberts.....

> > > ......and scores more.

> > >

> > > If they wrote a book on non-duality.........I fell in love with

> them.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > gurus are phonies..

> >

> > i am a phony...

> >

> > you are a phony...

> >

> > phonies are phony.

> >

> >

> > the real deal is not a phony.

> >

> > the real deal is...the real deal isn't even a real.

> >

> > it would never sink to that level of proof.

> >

> > it's much too cocksure of itself.

> >

> > that's what i have humbly heard.

> >

> > please do not be offended by that which is not meant to offend.

> >

> > that would be fucking stupid.

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

> >

> > > ***************************************************************

> > >

> > > It is easy to slip below the surface of the dream into the

> infantile

> > > need to be taken care of.

> > >

> > > It's a little harder to understand that all those imaginary

> comforters

> > > are merely facets of ones own vastness....carrying letters from

> Home.

> > >

> > >

> > > toombaru

> >

> >

> > understanding is for lost cripples learning the use of crutches.

> >

> > Free Sailor needs none of it.

> >

> > He has no home port.

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

> A good sturdy oar--worth two flipping cripplecruthes anyday.

 

 

 

 

the cripples were maimed by having no arms.

 

your oar is a useless piece of shit to them.

 

that may be the problem with your understanding as well...

 

your using a good sturdy oar where you should be use gray matter.

 

is there a shortage thereof?

 

..b b.b.

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>

>

> the cripples were maimed by having no arms.

>

> your oar is a useless piece of shit to them.

>

> that may be the problem with your understanding as well...

>

> your using a good sturdy oar where you should be use gray matter.

>

> is there a shortage thereof?

>

> .b b.b.

>

 

 

Let the gray matter use it self.

 

 

 

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Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote:

>

>

> >

> >

> > the cripples were maimed by having no arms.

> >

> > your oar is a useless piece of shit to them.

> >

> > that may be the problem with your understanding as well...

> >

> > your using a good sturdy oar where you should be use gray matter.

> >

> > is there a shortage thereof?

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

>

>

> Let the gray matter use it self.

>

>

>

> toombaru

 

 

 

 

 

 

so...

 

in the above case...

 

there IS a shortage?

 

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba "

<Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> >

> >

> > >

> > >

> > > the cripples were maimed by having no arms.

> > >

> > > your oar is a useless piece of shit to them.

> > >

> > > that may be the problem with your understanding as well...

> > >

> > > your using a good sturdy oar where you should be use gray matter.

> > >

> > > is there a shortage thereof?

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> > >

> >

> >

> > Let the gray matter use it self.

> >

> >

> >

> > toombaru

so...

>

> in the above case...

>

> there IS a shortage?

>

>

> .b b.b.

>

 

 

Nooooo oooo

 

Elellything jus light.

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Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba "

> <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> > >

> > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > the cripples were maimed by having no arms.

> > > >

> > > > your oar is a useless piece of shit to them.

> > > >

> > > > that may be the problem with your understanding as well...

> > > >

> > > > your using a good sturdy oar where you should be use gray matter.

> > > >

> > > > is there a shortage thereof?

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Let the gray matter use it self.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > toombaru

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > so...

> >

> > in the above case...

> >

> > there IS a shortage?

> >

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

>

>

> Nooooo oooo

>

> Elellything jus light.

 

 

 

yes..but..

 

some are shining at a strange frequency.

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba "

<Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba "

> > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 "

<lastrain@>

> > wrote:

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Someone gave me a Carlos Castaneda book.....and I fell in

love

> > with

> > > > Don Juan.

> > > >

> > > > I had plans of traveling to see Jane Roberts......because I

> > thought

> > > > that I loved Seth.

> > > >

> > > > The very first time I saw Gangaji..........I fell in love.

> > > >

> > > > Her voice........her hair........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

> > > >

> > > > The first time I heard Wayne Liquorman laugh..........I fell

in

> > love.

> > > >

> > > > When Jan Cox wrote me a long letter about the self........I

fell

> > in

> > > love.

> > > >

> > > > When I picked up " I Am That " ......I fell in love with

> > > > Nisargadatta....even after seeing what he looked like.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > The first time I saw a picture of Osho........you got

it....I

> > fell in

> > > > love.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > I fell in love with Joan Tollifson.....Tony Packer.....Joko

> > > > Beck....Leo Hartong.....Berandette Roberts.....

> > > > ......and scores more.

> > > >

> > > > If they wrote a book on non-duality.........I fell in love

with

> > them.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > gurus are phonies..

> > >

> > > i am a phony...

> > >

> > > you are a phony...

> > >

> > > phonies are phony.

> > >

> > >

> > > the real deal is not a phony.

> > >

> > > the real deal is...the real deal isn't even a real.

> > >

> > > it would never sink to that level of proof.

> > >

> > > it's much too cocksure of itself.

> > >

> > > that's what i have humbly heard.

> > >

> > > please do not be offended by that which is not meant to offend.

> > >

> > > that would be fucking stupid.

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> > >

> > >

> > > >

***************************************************************

> > > >

> > > > It is easy to slip below the surface of the dream into the

> > infantile

> > > > need to be taken care of.

> > > >

> > > > It's a little harder to understand that all those imaginary

> > comforters

> > > > are merely facets of ones own vastness....carrying letters

from

> > Home.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > toombaru

> > >

> > >

> > > understanding is for lost cripples learning the use of

crutches.

> > >

> > > Free Sailor needs none of it.

> > >

> > > He has no home port.

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> > >

> > A good sturdy oar--worth two flipping cripplecruthes anyday.

>

>

>

>

> the cripples were maimed by having no arms.

>

> your oar is a useless piece of shit to them.

>

> that may be the problem with your understanding as well...

>

> your using a good sturdy oar where you should be use gray matter.

>

> is there a shortage thereof?

>

> .b b.b.

>

God have mercy, I have asked myself that same question often.It gets

scarier and scarier as the years go by.I msut say that no one ever

accused me of having more than I needed.

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Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba "

> <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba "

> > > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 "

> <lastrain@>

> > > wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > Someone gave me a Carlos Castaneda book.....and I fell in

> love

> > > with

> > > > > Don Juan.

> > > > >

> > > > > I had plans of traveling to see Jane Roberts......because I

> > > thought

> > > > > that I loved Seth.

> > > > >

> > > > > The very first time I saw Gangaji..........I fell in love.

> > > > >

> > > > > Her voice........her hair........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

> > > > >

> > > > > The first time I heard Wayne Liquorman laugh..........I fell

> in

> > > love.

> > > > >

> > > > > When Jan Cox wrote me a long letter about the self........I

> fell

> > > in

> > > > love.

> > > > >

> > > > > When I picked up " I Am That " ......I fell in love with

> > > > > Nisargadatta....even after seeing what he looked like.

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > The first time I saw a picture of Osho........you got

> it....I

> > > fell in

> > > > > love.

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > I fell in love with Joan Tollifson.....Tony Packer.....Joko

> > > > > Beck....Leo Hartong.....Berandette Roberts.....

> > > > > ......and scores more.

> > > > >

> > > > > If they wrote a book on non-duality.........I fell in love

> with

> > > them.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > gurus are phonies..

> > > >

> > > > i am a phony...

> > > >

> > > > you are a phony...

> > > >

> > > > phonies are phony.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > the real deal is not a phony.

> > > >

> > > > the real deal is...the real deal isn't even a real.

> > > >

> > > > it would never sink to that level of proof.

> > > >

> > > > it's much too cocksure of itself.

> > > >

> > > > that's what i have humbly heard.

> > > >

> > > > please do not be offended by that which is not meant to offend.

> > > >

> > > > that would be fucking stupid.

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > >

> ***************************************************************

> > > > >

> > > > > It is easy to slip below the surface of the dream into the

> > > infantile

> > > > > need to be taken care of.

> > > > >

> > > > > It's a little harder to understand that all those imaginary

> > > comforters

> > > > > are merely facets of ones own vastness....carrying letters

> from

> > > Home.

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > toombaru

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > understanding is for lost cripples learning the use of

> crutches.

> > > >

> > > > Free Sailor needs none of it.

> > > >

> > > > He has no home port.

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > > >

> > > A good sturdy oar--worth two flipping cripplecruthes anyday.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > the cripples were maimed by having no arms.

> >

> > your oar is a useless piece of shit to them.

> >

> > that may be the problem with your understanding as well...

> >

> > your using a good sturdy oar where you should be use gray matter.

> >

> > is there a shortage thereof?

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

> God have mercy, I have asked myself that same question often.It gets

> scarier and scarier as the years go by.I msut say that no one ever

> accused me of having more than I needed.

 

 

no..

 

i asked if there was a 'shortage' of gray matter cells..

 

'enough' of same..

 

i never suggested too many...

 

that idea never entered the picture as a possibility.

 

let me assure you.

 

..b b.b.

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