Guest guest Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 who became solidly convinced that he was a chicken He got under the table and scratched the floor for food the dog scared him the cat scared him (which he outweighed 15 times) This went on for many years the shrinks came and despairing went the wife got fed up and left the kids grew up and were ashamed to have a chicken for a dad He wound up in a VA mental hospital in the Hopeless Case Ward spent his time under the bed scratching for the corn certain fun-loving nurses tossed him every day. He would have ended his life this way pecking and clucking straining to lay at least one egg if a kidney stone hadn't lodged in his works one day And sent him a pain that seized him gripped him like a giant like the strongest man in the world and shook and shook and shook every grain of silliness out and he cried: please, please, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen wrote: > > who became solidly convinced > that he was a chicken > > He got under the table > and scratched the floor for food > the dog scared him > the cat scared him > (which he outweighed 15 times) > > This went on for many years > the shrinks came > and despairing went > the wife got fed up and left > the kids grew up and were ashamed > to have a chicken for a dad > > He wound up in a VA mental hospital > in the Hopeless Case Ward > spent his time under the bed > scratching for the corn > certain fun-loving nurses > tossed him every day. > > He would have ended his life this way > pecking and clucking > straining to lay at least one egg > if a kidney stone hadn't lodged > in his works one day > > And sent him a pain > that seized him > gripped him like a giant > like the strongest man in the world > and shook > and shook > and shook > every grain of silliness out > and he cried: > please, please, please was he a transexual? or just a wee bit gay? he should have thought he was a rooster. would have saved him the pain of trying to lay an egg. but that kidney stone passing would still have been a pisser! better had he remained pecking and crowing (or clucking if confused). ...at least he was getting free corn. :-) ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 > > > was he a transexual? > > or just a wee bit gay? > > he should have thought he was a rooster. > > would have saved him the pain of trying to lay an egg. > > but that kidney stone passing would still have been a pisser! > > better had he remained pecking and crowing (or clucking if confused). > > ..at least he was getting free corn. > > :-) > > .b b.b. > Isn't he a lot like you and me?--to paraphrase the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen wrote: > > > > > > > > was he a transexual? > > > > or just a wee bit gay? > > > > he should have thought he was a rooster. > > > > would have saved him the pain of trying to lay an egg. > > > > but that kidney stone passing would still have been a pisser! > > > > better had he remained pecking and crowing (or clucking if > confused). > > > > ..at least he was getting free corn. > > > > :-) > > > > .b b.b. > > > Isn't he a lot like you and me?--to paraphrase the song. I guess..except for the free corn. i've squawked plenty about that in my day, and in my way. i guess i should have just clucked...or clicked..or clacked. maybe none of the dumb clucks with the free corn heard my squawking. cock-a-doodle-doo! went the crow of the cock.. or is that the cock of the crow oh...no..no! baba shouldn't say that. bad thoughts might occur for some from that. and bobji never intends to offend. especially not in such a 'difficult environment' tom. say..isn't there a type of turkey called a.. let's just leave that at we're a lot alike me and you... and the man who mistook his self for a chicken. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba " <> I guess..except for the free corn. > > i've squawked plenty about that in my day, and in my way. > > i guess i should have just clucked...or clicked..or clacked. > > maybe none of the dumb clucks with the free corn heard my squawking. > > cock-a-doodle-doo! > > went the crow of the cock.. > > or is that the cock of the crow > > oh...no..no! > > baba shouldn't say that. > > bad thoughts might occur for some from that. > > and bobji never intends to offend. > > especially not in such a 'difficult environment' tom. > > say..isn't there a type of turkey called a.. > > let's just leave that at we're a lot alike me and you... > > and the man who mistook his self for a chicken. > > > .b b.b. > Nothing like a little free corn to make a chicken out of a man. Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " .b bobji baba " <> I > guess..except for the free corn. > > > > i've squawked plenty about that in my day, and in my way. > > > > i guess i should have just clucked...or clicked..or clacked. > > > > maybe none of the dumb clucks with the free corn heard my > squawking. > > > > cock-a-doodle-doo! > > > > went the crow of the cock.. > > > > or is that the cock of the crow > > > > oh...no..no! > > > > baba shouldn't say that. > > > > bad thoughts might occur for some from that. > > > > and bobji never intends to offend. > > > > especially not in such a 'difficult environment' tom. > > > > say..isn't there a type of turkey called a.. > > > > let's just leave that at we're a lot alike me and you... > > > > and the man who mistook his self for a chicken. > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > Nothing like a little free corn to make a chicken out of a man. Z or a rooster out of a woman. some turkey huh? ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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