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the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic experiments by

 

extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans falsely

 

believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses, the Buddha,

 

Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The Raelians

 

believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique.

 

klatu barada niktu earthlings!

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

<Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic experiments by

>

> extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans falsely

>

> believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses, the

Buddha,

>

> Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The

Raelians

>

> believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique.

>

> klatu barada niktu earthlings!

>

> .b b.b.

>

 

Poor Gort, having to use an alias as bbb. Not much left of you, isn't

it...Donk?

 

:)))))) )))))))) ))))))))))))

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Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky wrote:

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> Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic experiments by

> >

> > extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans falsely

> >

> > believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses, the

> Buddha,

> >

> > Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The

> Raelians

> >

> > believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique.

> >

> > klatu barada niktu earthlings!

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

>

> Poor Gort, having to use an alias as bbb. Not much left of you, isn't

> it...Donk?

>

> :)))))) )))))))) ))))))))))))

 

 

 

 

 

poor robbie amory.

 

alone and stupid.

 

i hope you have as unsuccessful and unknowing a year in '08..

 

as you've enjoyed the first couple years of your life.

 

if you ever smartened up...

 

you'd know how much of a jerk ass nincompoop you are.

 

just think how happy and joyful charli and everyone else will be..

 

come new year's eve....

 

while you chow down on sugar pops in pepsi cola..

 

wearing your silly little party hat twirling a party favor..

 

all alone in the cellar playing with yourself.

 

don't party too hard sicko...

 

tomorrow..the day after that..and that..etc. etc.

 

will never be any better than the hell that is your life today.

 

face it loser.

 

might as well make the best of a worst case situation.

 

after all that's all you will ever have.

 

LOL!

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111

wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic experiments by

> > >

> > > extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans

falsely

> > >

> > > believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses, the

> > Buddha,

> > >

> > > Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The

> > Raelians

> > >

> > > believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique.

> > >

> > > klatu barada niktu earthlings!

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> > >

> >

> > Poor Gort, having to use an alias as bbb. Not much left of you, isn't

> > it...Donk?

> >

> > :)))))) )))))))) ))))))))))))

>

>

>

>

>

> poor robbie amory.

>

> alone and stupid.

>

> i hope you have as unsuccessful and unknowing a year in '08..

>

> as you've enjoyed the first couple years of your life.

>

> if you ever smartened up...

>

> you'd know how much of a jerk ass nincompoop you are.

>

> just think how happy and joyful charli and everyone else will be..

>

> come new year's eve....

>

> while you chow down on sugar pops in pepsi cola..

>

> wearing your silly little party hat twirling a party favor..

>

> all alone in the cellar playing with yourself.

>

> don't party too hard sicko...

>

> tomorrow..the day after that..and that..etc. etc.

>

> will never be any better than the hell that is your life today.

>

> face it loser.

>

> might as well make the best of a worst case situation.

>

> after all that's all you will ever have.

>

> LOL!

>

> .b b.b.

 

 

p.s.

 

you are a Raelian aren't you asshole?

 

sorry for offending your religion.

 

nah!

 

i'm not really sorry at all.

 

gotcha!

 

i love xmas fool's day.

 

and you're my favorite fool.

 

your lord and master whom you must obey,

 

..b b.b.

 

haaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaa hahaahaaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!

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Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111

wrote:

>

> the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic experiments by

>

> extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans falsely

>

> believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses, the

Buddha,

>

> Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The

Raelians

>

> believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique.

>

> klatu barada niktu earthlings!

>

> .b b.b.

>

 

This sounds like a retake on Gnosticism which held that the hysical

universe was reated by apprentice divinities.The fact that they were

apprentices accounted for the thick strand of orneriness braided into

every fiber of creation.

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Nisargadatta , " tom " <jeusisbuen wrote:

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> Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@>

> wrote:

> >

> > the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic experiments by

> >

> > extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans falsely

> >

> > believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses, the

> Buddha,

> >

> > Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The

> Raelians

> >

> > believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique.

> >

> > klatu barada niktu earthlings!

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

>

> This sounds like a retake on Gnosticism which held that the hysical

> universe was reated by apprentice divinities.The fact that they were

> apprentices accounted for the thick strand of orneriness braided into

> every fiber of creation.

 

 

 

 

damn non-union apprentice assemblers.

 

screw the job up every time.

 

not that i'm being ornery about that.

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

<Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic

experiments by

> > >

> > > extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans

falsely

> > >

> > > believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses,

the

> > Buddha,

> > >

> > > Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The

> > Raelians

> > >

> > > believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning

technique.

> > >

> > > klatu barada niktu earthlings!

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> > >

> >

> > Poor Gort, having to use an alias as bbb. Not much left of you,

isn't

> > it...Donk?

> >

> > :)))))) )))))))) ))))))))))))

>

>

>

>

>

> poor robbie amory.

>

> alone and stupid.

>

> i hope you have as unsuccessful and unknowing a year in '08..

>

> as you've enjoyed the first couple years of your life.

>

> if you ever smartened up...

>

> you'd know how much of a jerk ass nincompoop you are.

>

> just think how happy and joyful charli and everyone else will be..

>

> come new year's eve....

>

> while you chow down on sugar pops in pepsi cola..

>

> wearing your silly little party hat twirling a party favor..

>

> all alone in the cellar playing with yourself.

>

> don't party too hard sicko...

>

> tomorrow..the day after that..and that..etc. etc.

>

> will never be any better than the hell that is your life today.

>

> face it loser.

>

> might as well make the best of a worst case situation.

>

> after all that's all you will ever have.

>

> LOL!

>

> .b b.b.

>

 

A lot of wind as usual..

Childish cacophony with very little contents as usual...

Silly and primordial attempt of sharing thoughts of a bitter retired

loner finding solace in his last days of existence as usual...

Sukhi Ho Clippety Clop, Sukhi Ho.

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Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic

> experiments by

> > > >

> > > > extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans

> falsely

> > > >

> > > > believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as Moses,

> the

> > > Buddha,

> > > >

> > > > Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the Elohim. The

> > > Raelians

> > > >

> > > > believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning

> technique.

> > > >

> > > > klatu barada niktu earthlings!

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > > >

> > >

> > > Poor Gort, having to use an alias as bbb. Not much left of you,

> isn't

> > > it...Donk?

> > >

> > > :)))))) )))))))) ))))))))))))

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > poor robbie amory.

> >

> > alone and stupid.

> >

> > i hope you have as unsuccessful and unknowing a year in '08..

> >

> > as you've enjoyed the first couple years of your life.

> >

> > if you ever smartened up...

> >

> > you'd know how much of a jerk ass nincompoop you are.

> >

> > just think how happy and joyful charli and everyone else will be..

> >

> > come new year's eve....

> >

> > while you chow down on sugar pops in pepsi cola..

> >

> > wearing your silly little party hat twirling a party favor..

> >

> > all alone in the cellar playing with yourself.

> >

> > don't party too hard sicko...

> >

> > tomorrow..the day after that..and that..etc. etc.

> >

> > will never be any better than the hell that is your life today.

> >

> > face it loser.

> >

> > might as well make the best of a worst case situation.

> >

> > after all that's all you will ever have.

> >

> > LOL!

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

>

> A lot of wind as usual..

> Childish cacophony with very little contents as usual...

> Silly and primordial attempt of sharing thoughts of a bitter retired

> loner finding solace in his last days of existence as usual...

> Sukhi Ho Clippety Clop, Sukhi Ho.

 

 

ROFLMAO!

 

well that's the stuff little amigo.

 

make the best of the worst case scenario that life has given you.

 

but tell me pancho..

 

how does one " as usual " ....

 

find anything in the last days of it's existence?

 

how many final existences does it have to " as usual " find solace in?

 

yuk yuk yuk ........oh my god!

 

heeeeeeeeeeeee he heeee.

 

" as usual " you are a dumb ass.

 

when you use your thesaurus dinky, remember to also use some sense.

 

you try and use silly words but in ways that are funny as hell.

 

you have the logistical phrasing of a retarded alien...

 

but hey!..that's what we should expect from a retarded alien.

 

:-)

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

<Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@>

wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic

> > experiments by

> > > > >

> > > > > extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans

> > falsely

> > > > >

> > > > > believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as

Moses,

> > the

> > > > Buddha,

> > > > >

> > > > > Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the

Elohim. The

> > > > Raelians

> > > > >

> > > > > believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning

> > technique.

> > > > >

> > > > > klatu barada niktu earthlings!

> > > > >

> > > > > .b b.b.

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > > Poor Gort, having to use an alias as bbb. Not much left of you,

> > isn't

> > > > it...Donk?

> > > >

> > > > :)))))) )))))))) ))))))))))))

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > poor robbie amory.

> > >

> > > alone and stupid.

> > >

> > > i hope you have as unsuccessful and unknowing a year in '08..

> > >

> > > as you've enjoyed the first couple years of your life.

> > >

> > > if you ever smartened up...

> > >

> > > you'd know how much of a jerk ass nincompoop you are.

> > >

> > > just think how happy and joyful charli and everyone else will be..

> > >

> > > come new year's eve....

> > >

> > > while you chow down on sugar pops in pepsi cola..

> > >

> > > wearing your silly little party hat twirling a party favor..

> > >

> > > all alone in the cellar playing with yourself.

> > >

> > > don't party too hard sicko...

> > >

> > > tomorrow..the day after that..and that..etc. etc.

> > >

> > > will never be any better than the hell that is your life today.

> > >

> > > face it loser.

> > >

> > > might as well make the best of a worst case situation.

> > >

> > > after all that's all you will ever have.

> > >

> > > LOL!

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> > >

> >

> > A lot of wind as usual..

> > Childish cacophony with very little contents as usual...

> > Silly and primordial attempt of sharing thoughts of a bitter retired

> > loner finding solace in his last days of existence as usual...

> > Sukhi Ho Clippety Clop, Sukhi Ho.

>

>

> ROFLMAO!

>

> well that's the stuff little amigo.

>

> make the best of the worst case scenario that life has given you.

>

> but tell me pancho..

>

> how does one " as usual " ....

>

> find anything in the last days of it's existence?

>

> how many final existences does it have to " as usual " find solace in?

>

> yuk yuk yuk ........oh my god!

>

> heeeeeeeeeeeee he heeee.

>

> " as usual " you are a dumb ass.

>

> when you use your thesaurus dinky, remember to also use some

sense.

>

> you try and use silly words but in ways that are funny as hell.

>

> you have the logistical phrasing of a retarded alien...

>

> but hey!..that's what we should expect from a retarded alien.

>

> :-)

>

> .b b.b.

>

" heeeeeeeeeeeee he heeee "

-Said the Donkey wanting to be a Monkey again, " as usual " .

 

Anyway Donkey slowly starts to learn his Masters name, that's good. He

may one day step out of his embryonic fishbowl.

 

If you feel more comfortable communicating in Dutch, be my guest,

but that would be to much of an ask of course.

 

Its not easy being re-tired and smelling the bitter odour of death.

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Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@>

> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > the Raelians believe humanity was created in genetic

> > > experiments by

> > > > > >

> > > > > > extraterrestrial scientists known as the Elohim. Early humans

> > > falsely

> > > > > >

> > > > > > believed the Elohim were gods. Past prophets such as

> Moses,

> > > the

> > > > > Buddha,

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Jesus, and Mohammed were human ambassadors for the

> Elohim. The

> > > > > Raelians

> > > > > >

> > > > > > believe Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning

> > > technique.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > klatu barada niktu earthlings!

> > > > > >

> > > > > > .b b.b.

> > > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > Poor Gort, having to use an alias as bbb. Not much left of you,

> > > isn't

> > > > > it...Donk?

> > > > >

> > > > > :)))))) )))))))) ))))))))))))

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > poor robbie amory.

> > > >

> > > > alone and stupid.

> > > >

> > > > i hope you have as unsuccessful and unknowing a year in '08..

> > > >

> > > > as you've enjoyed the first couple years of your life.

> > > >

> > > > if you ever smartened up...

> > > >

> > > > you'd know how much of a jerk ass nincompoop you are.

> > > >

> > > > just think how happy and joyful charli and everyone else will be..

> > > >

> > > > come new year's eve....

> > > >

> > > > while you chow down on sugar pops in pepsi cola..

> > > >

> > > > wearing your silly little party hat twirling a party favor..

> > > >

> > > > all alone in the cellar playing with yourself.

> > > >

> > > > don't party too hard sicko...

> > > >

> > > > tomorrow..the day after that..and that..etc. etc.

> > > >

> > > > will never be any better than the hell that is your life today.

> > > >

> > > > face it loser.

> > > >

> > > > might as well make the best of a worst case situation.

> > > >

> > > > after all that's all you will ever have.

> > > >

> > > > LOL!

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > > >

> > >

> > > A lot of wind as usual..

> > > Childish cacophony with very little contents as usual...

> > > Silly and primordial attempt of sharing thoughts of a bitter

retired

> > > loner finding solace in his last days of existence as usual...

> > > Sukhi Ho Clippety Clop, Sukhi Ho.

> >

> >

> > ROFLMAO!

> >

> > well that's the stuff little amigo.

> >

> > make the best of the worst case scenario that life has given you.

> >

> > but tell me pancho..

> >

> > how does one " as usual " ....

> >

> > find anything in the last days of it's existence?

> >

> > how many final existences does it have to " as usual " find solace in?

> >

> > yuk yuk yuk ........oh my god!

> >

> > heeeeeeeeeeeee he heeee.

> >

> > " as usual " you are a dumb ass.

> >

> > when you use your thesaurus dinky, remember to also use some

> sense.

> >

> > you try and use silly words but in ways that are funny as hell.

> >

> > you have the logistical phrasing of a retarded alien...

> >

> > but hey!..that's what we should expect from a retarded alien.

> >

> > :-)

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

> " heeeeeeeeeeeee he heeee "

> -Said the Donkey wanting to be a Monkey again, " as usual " .

>

> Anyway Donkey slowly starts to learn his Masters name, that's good. He

> may one day step out of his embryonic fishbowl.

>

> If you feel more comfortable communicating in Dutch, be my guest,

> but that would be to much of an ask of course.

>

> Its not easy being re-tired and smelling the bitter odour of death.

 

 

" Its not easy being re-tired and smelling the bitter odour of death. "

 

i see your point.

 

thanks for sharing your personal woe with us.

 

and as far as that dutch thing is concerned..

 

yes that is too much to ask.

 

thanks for asking.

 

so go back in your corner and piss and moan about your condition.

 

it's funny to watch you try and make sense.

 

poor wanker.

 

ROFLMAO!

 

..b b.b.

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