Deconstructing Bob's Ode to Cliches

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Nisargadatta , " charlieaugust10 " <charlieaugust10

wrote:

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> Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > there' no war going on.

>

> Bob, Shit Head Shit Talking Fat Ego Bob, saying there's no war on. I like

that.

> >

> > what is is..PERFECTLY.

>

> " What is is...PERFECTLY. " The most overused popular repeated SLOGAN in the

New Age market today. Look up 'cliche' in the webster, and you will get: " What

is is...PERFECTLY. "

> Bob, you're an asshole. Learn to think for yourself, asshole. Did you get

this one from 'Ram Tzu'? Or is it Byron Katie? What? Eckhart Tolle? Deepak

Chopra? Christ, Bob, change your fucking underwear, you're smelling up this

site.

 

 

 

 

why that's just perfect robbie.

 

i like that you like it.

 

it's fun to watch assholes lose it.

 

sniff...sniff...sniffarooni skyzie.

 

you love it and you know it.

 

 

 

LOL!

 

 

 

 

 

> > Reality takes no prisoners.

>

> Original, Bob. Nice turn there, now talking boot camp talk.

 

 

 

 

i bet you like the smell of army boots don't you?

 

did momma wear them?

 

did you ask charlie to wear them?

 

do you ask seniors to wear them while you watch?

 

LOL!

 

 

 

 

 

> > it's 'you' who war.

> >

> I like that Bob. Are you the first to put 'you' in quotations like that to

signify that awful cliche called the " illusive ego. " Come on, Bob, where did

they get you from? Which puppet store? Stop humiliating yourself, and kill

your puppet master, you slave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

you like everything about me kiddo.

 

that's what's disturbing little faggo.

 

:-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

> > and 'you' can't win a war that's not happening.

>

> " Illusion, illusion, everything's an illusion! " Let me tell you something

Bob: the fact that everything you write is an illusion doesn't make it any less

bad. Make that your mantra, slave boy. Lick the plate.

 

 

 

 

are you this desperate all the time pancho?

 

and little asshole..

 

i won't let you tell me one goddamn thing.

 

the only thing telling is your sorry ass attempt at comebacks.

 

doesn't make them any less or more bad...

 

they're just plain bad period.

 

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

eat me snookums.

 

for i am the bread of life.

 

now stop that..i don't me eat me that way you frilly silly guy.

 

:-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

> > give up!

>

> original!

 

 

 

 

no..it's not.

 

but i bet it is for you huh?

 

you need to get out more..or at all even.

 

how's the hovel today?

 

 

 

 

 

 

> > PEACE alone REIGNS.

>

> Peace in the form of BOB'S EGO. I'll take war and diversity any day of the

week, pal. You can have your whitey tighty homogenous monist crusty old

underwear and wave it all over heaven.

 

 

 

how peaceful.

 

smooooth..sweet...uncomplex..

 

you're a peach...for a pukey little punk.

 

it's good to see that you got up out of your fetal position..

 

soon you may even be able to crawl.

 

then you can apologize for these crybaby outbursts.

 

i'll allow it.

 

you will have my permission.

 

but not as of yet.

 

your diaper smells.

 

what scares the shit out of you like that columbia?

 

big daddy .b b.b?

 

that's so cute!

 

;-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

> > unless you're dumb enough to buy into your own bullshit.

>

> Bob is dumb enough to buy his own bullshit. He can't live with out it. It is

his respirator. His life line. His pupeteer.

 

 

 

 

that's dumb sky.

 

even dumber than usual.

 

that's gotta be hard to do.

 

LOL!

 

 

 

 

 

> > there is no reality other than illusion.

>

> CLICHE, CLICHE, CLICHE! And you call Mahesh a parrot? HA HA HA HA!!!!

 

 

 

 

who are you trying to parrot?

 

and skyziewhorls...look here snookums..

 

when you shout with capital letters like that..

 

you show how hurt you must feel.

 

don't feel hurt.

 

it's disgusting to everyone.

 

try and show some self restraint..

 

and at least a modicum of pride.

 

shameful son!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

> > there is no illusion other than reality.

>

> Bob, if you're going to rip something off, at least make sure it's original.

 

 

 

 

ok..

 

i'll rip off another piece of your stupid ass..

 

oh oh..

 

that wouldn't be original would it?

 

i've done it before and i bet everyone else has to.

 

i mean it's so easy and enjoyable doing.

 

so i don't care if it's original or not.

 

it's fun!

 

:-)

 

 

 

> > and the two are ONE.

>

> Is this Bob's Ode to Cliches??

 

 

 

 

 

is that your best?

 

well of course it is.

 

just so's ya know little dude..

 

an ode is a lyric poem with complex stanza forms.

 

is " and the two are One " a complex stanza form for you?..

 

a lyric poem?

 

well sky, that says it all indeed.

 

hey..would you like some comic books..

 

with the next batch of donated CDs?

 

ROFLMAO!

 

 

 

 

 

> > who do you think you are to say anything..

>

> I don't know, Bob, who do you think you are to say anything..?

 

 

 

..b b.b. doesn't think.

 

..b b.b is the Knowing.

 

that just pisses you off i know.

 

that's another anything being said.

 

see...b b.b. knows all things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

> > about anything beyond the borders of that space between your ears?

>

> Bob, you give intellectual masturbation a bad name.

 

 

 

 

why sky!

 

are you mad because i give what you do..

 

mentally and physically a bad name?

 

that's too fucking bad you little pervert.

 

get a job and stop playing with yourself like that.

 

 

 

 

 

> > there is nothing between the ears and nothing beyond the between.

>

> I will be in bliss, the land of bliss, when there is no longer any cliches and

dog shit stuck between Bob's ears.

 

 

 

 

you like the word cliche don't you punky?

 

ok..

 

a new phrase (that's more than one word so practice hard)

 

you'll need to repeat it many more times than you have with " cliche "

 

here it is..give'er a whirl..

 

" i am a dumb asshole trying to learn a phrase "

 

now try fitting that into several dumb comments..

 

as you try but fail to make some point or other with.

 

it'll be a learning experience for you..

 

as well as the god's honest truth.

 

:-)

 

 

 

 

 

> > forget about it.

>

> Good idea, Bob, forget about it.

> >

> > .b b.b.

>

> blundering, blaspheming boob.

>

> Do us all a favor Bob. Retire. I have undressed you. Now go find some new

clothes.

>

> slave boy.

 

 

there you go with that thing of yours again.

 

fuck you, you little pervert.

 

i'll never let you undress me no matter how much you want to.

 

forget that dummy.

 

your Grand Obsession,

 

..b bobji baba