I'm Almost There

[Guest guest]

My hair is white and since I grew a beard.......I look a lot like Ramana.

 

I'm a little heavier.......but I'm workin on that.

 

I've been sitting in the sun and my skin is turning a very nice brown.

 

My neighborhood is not zoned for cows....so I went to the city pet shelter and

adopted a brown cat with big eyes and named her Lakshmi.

 

Every once in a while.....I fall to the ground and wonder what it would be like

to be dead.

 

I sit around the house in my underwear and once a day I walk around a small hill

in my back yard.

 

I'm getting dark brown contact lenses and I have been practicing that far-away

smile that people seem to like so much.

 

Sometimes when people ask me a question........I just stare at them until they

look away.

 

When I have coffee......er....a......tea.......with the German lady.....I try

not to stare at her breasts.

 

I'm beginning to feel........like I'm almost there.

 

 

 

 

toombaru

[Guest guest]

My hair is white and since I grew a beard.......I look a lot like Ramana.

 

I'm a little heavier.......but I'm workin on that.

 

I've been sitting in the sun and my skin is turning a very nice brown.

 

My neighborhood is not zoned for cows....so I went to the city pet

shelter and adopted a brown cat with big eyes and named her Lakshmi.

 

Every once in a while.....I fall to the ground and wonder what it would be like to be dead.

 

I sit around the house in my underwear and once a day I walk around a small hill in my back yard.

 

I'm getting dark brown contact lenses and I have been practicing that far-away smile that people seem to like so much.

 

Sometimes when people ask me a question........I just stare at them until they look away.

 

When I have coffee......er....a......tea.......with the German lady.....I try not to stare at her breasts.

 

I'm beginning to feel........like I'm almost there.

 

toombaru-----------------this is fine, ego-deflating humor...a real treatand that last line, a crack-up!Bill