Guest guest Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 If you want a hand full of ashes and a new watch......Sai Baba is your man. If you want to know what you should have for breakfast.....go for Kim Jong-il. If you want the ego to evaporate and live in bliss forever......perhaps a Zen teacher would be the ticket. If you want enlightenment.......there's no better teacher than Ramana. If you want your very own planet when you die......become a Mormon. If you want to learn how to avoid the devil and all of his demons.....I would suggest becoming a Jehovah's Witness. If you want to please God and tame your sexual urges.......go to the pope. But if you want to get to the root of your problem......something in you has to stand up and take the podium. toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>cut<<<<<<<< > If you want the ego to evaporate and live in bliss forever......perhaps a Zen teacher would be the ticket. > >>>>>>>>>>out<<<<<<<< > toombaru > all the cut out parts i agree with 101%. but.. no one " teaches " zen. no one " learns " zen. " bliss " has nothing to do whatsoever with zen. fact is..nothing has anything to do with zen. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > If you want a hand full of ashes and a new watch......Sai Baba is your man. > > If you want to know what you should have for breakfast.....go for Kim Jong-il. > > If you want the ego to evaporate and live in bliss forever......perhaps a Zen teacher would be the ticket. > > If you want enlightenment.......there's no better teacher than Ramana. > > If you want your very own planet when you die......become a Mormon. > > If you want to learn how to avoid the devil and all of his demons.....I would suggest becoming a Jehovah's Witness. > > If you want to please God and tame your sexual urges.......go to the pope. > > But if you want to get to the root of your problem......something in you has to stand up and take the podium. > > > > > > toombaru.....speaking from his podium.... > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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