Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Mother: I have good news. Son: Oh? M: Your father was released from prison and is coming to visit us on mother's day. S: I don't want to see that MF! M: Your father is not a MF! S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, and has not touched me since. S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you brought him dresses and make up to prison? M: He's still your father. S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. M: Buy him some perfume, then. S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. S: How? M: Your father could be ____. Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her worse choice for a father. Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6 wrote: > > Mother: I have good news. > > Son: Oh? > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > and has not touched me since. > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > M: He's still your father. > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > S: How? > > M: Your father could be ____. > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > worse choice for a father. > > Pete yeah.. he could've been Bernie Madoff.. or worse yet.. Wolf Blitzer. :-) ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote: > > > > Mother: I have good news. > > > > Son: Oh? > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > > and has not touched me since. > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > > > M: He's still your father. > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > > > S: How? > > > > M: Your father could be ____. > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > > worse choice for a father. > > > > Pete > > > yeah.. > > he could've been Bernie Madoff.. > > or worse yet.. > > Wolf Blitzer. > > :-) > > .b b.b. > Or the God of a bronze age people. :-0 toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote: > > > > > > Mother: I have good news. > > > > > > Son: Oh? > > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > > > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > > > and has not touched me since. > > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > > > > > M: He's still your father. > > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > > > > > S: How? > > > > > > M: Your father could be ____. > > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > > > worse choice for a father. > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > yeah.. > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff.. > > > > or worse yet.. > > > > Wolf Blitzer. > > > > :-) > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > Or the God of a bronze age people. > > > :-0 > > > > > toombaru > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Mother: I have good news. > > > > > > > > Son: Oh? > > > > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > > > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > > > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > > > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > > > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > > > > and has not touched me since. > > > > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > > > > > > > M: He's still your father. > > > > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > > > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > > > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > > > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > > > > > > > S: How? > > > > > > > > M: Your father could be ____. > > > > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > > > > worse choice for a father. > > > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > > > > yeah.. > > > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff.. > > > > > > or worse yet.. > > > > > > Wolf Blitzer. > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > > > > Or the God of a bronze age people. > > > > > > :-0 > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors... > Mirror neurons? toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Mother: I have good news. > > > > > > > > > > Son: Oh? > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > > > > > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > > > > > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > > > > > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > > > > > and has not touched me since. > > > > > > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > > > > > > > > > M: He's still your father. > > > > > > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > > > > > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > > > > > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > > > > > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > > > > > > > > > S: How? > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father could be ____. > > > > > > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > > > > > worse choice for a father. > > > > > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah.. > > > > > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff.. > > > > > > > > or worse yet.. > > > > > > > > Wolf Blitzer. > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the God of a bronze age people. > > > > > > > > > :-0 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors... > > > > > > Mirror neurons? > > > > > toombaru > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Mother: I have good news. > > > > > > > > > > > > Son: Oh? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > > > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > > > > > > > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > > > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > > > > > > and has not touched me since. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > > > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > > > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: He's still your father. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: How? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father could be ____. > > > > > > > > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > > > > > > worse choice for a father. > > > > > > > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah.. > > > > > > > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff.. > > > > > > > > > > or worse yet.. > > > > > > > > > > Wolf Blitzer. > > > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the God of a bronze age people. > > > > > > > > > > > > :-0 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors... > > > > > > > > > > > Mirror neurons? > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons... > The person is outside the neurons? :-0 toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > >M: I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons... P: Here, it's mostly watching morons playing with neurons. Pick that neuron hanging from your nostril. It looks green. LOl > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mother: I have good news. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Son: Oh? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > > > > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > > > > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > > > > > > > and has not touched me since. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > > > > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > > > > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > M: He's still your father. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S: How? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father could be ____. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > > > > > > > worse choice for a father. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah.. > > > > > > > > > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff.. > > > > > > > > > > > > or worse yet.. > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolf Blitzer. > > > > > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the God of a bronze age people. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :-0 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mirror neurons? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons... > > > > > > > The person is outside the neurons? > > > > :-0 > > > > > toombaru in this case it's a moron thinking he's watching neurons. it takes a moron to think he can see neurons no? it takes so little to please morons like mstrdmmlbrn. he enjoys watching mirror play and getting his ass kicked too. and his favorite color is the number 4. LOL! ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6 wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > >M: I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons... > > P: Here, it's mostly watching morons playing with neurons. Pick > that neuron hanging from your nostril. It looks green. LOl that's not a neuron.. that's a cling-on. what's needed is some enterprising tissue.. similar to star wars toilet tissue.. like the star-ship enterprise.. which can circle uranus.. and wipe out all klingons in that domain as well. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Mother: I have good news. > > > > > > > > > > > > Son: Oh? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is > > > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF! > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF! > > > > > > > > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when > > > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day, > > > > > > and has not touched me since. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison > > > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you > > > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: He's still your father. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing. > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse. > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse. > > > > > > > > > > > > S: How? > > > > > > > > > > > > M: Your father could be ____. > > > > > > > > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her > > > > > > worse choice for a father. > > > > > > > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah.. > > > > > > > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff.. > > > > > > > > > > or worse yet.. > > > > > > > > > > Wolf Blitzer. > > > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the God of a bronze age people. > > > > > > > > > > > > :-0 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors... > > > > > > > > > > > Mirror neurons? > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons... yes and you've always enjoyed picking your zits.. and then licking your fingers afterward too. it's better for you to just watch the grownups. you're liable to infect yourself kid.. with your own putrescent and adolescent disease. LOL! ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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