A little story to praise fatherhood on mother's day

[Guest guest]

Mother: I have good news.

 

Son: Oh?

 

M: Your father was released from prison and is

coming to visit us on mother's day.

 

S: I don't want to see that MF!

 

M: Your father is not a MF!

 

S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

 

M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

and has not touched me since.

 

S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

brought him dresses and make up to prison?

 

M: He's still your father.

 

S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

 

M: Buy him some perfume, then.

 

S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

 

M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

 

S: How?

 

M: Your father could be ____.

 

Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

worse choice for a father.

 

Pete

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6 wrote:

>

> Mother: I have good news.

>

> Son: Oh?

>

> M: Your father was released from prison and is

> coming to visit us on mother's day.

>

> S: I don't want to see that MF!

>

> M: Your father is not a MF!

>

> S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

>

> M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> and has not touched me since.

>

> S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> brought him dresses and make up to prison?

>

> M: He's still your father.

>

> S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

>

> M: Buy him some perfume, then.

>

> S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

>

> M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

>

> S: How?

>

> M: Your father could be ____.

>

> Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> worse choice for a father.

>

> Pete

 

 

yeah..

 

he could've been Bernie Madoff..

 

or worse yet..

 

Wolf Blitzer.

 

:-)

 

..b b.b.

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote:

> >

> > Mother: I have good news.

> >

> > Son: Oh?

> >

> > M: Your father was released from prison and is

> > coming to visit us on mother's day.

> >

> > S: I don't want to see that MF!

> >

> > M: Your father is not a MF!

> >

> > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

> >

> > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> > and has not touched me since.

> >

> > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> > brought him dresses and make up to prison?

> >

> > M: He's still your father.

> >

> > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

> >

> > M: Buy him some perfume, then.

> >

> > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

> >

> > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

> >

> > S: How?

> >

> > M: Your father could be ____.

> >

> > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> > worse choice for a father.

> >

> > Pete

>

>

> yeah..

>

> he could've been Bernie Madoff..

>

> or worse yet..

>

> Wolf Blitzer.

>

> :-)

>

> .b b.b.

>

 

 

Or the God of a bronze age people.

 

 

:-0

 

 

 

 

toombaru

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Mother: I have good news.

> > >

> > > Son: Oh?

> > >

> > > M: Your father was released from prison and is

> > > coming to visit us on mother's day.

> > >

> > > S: I don't want to see that MF!

> > >

> > > M: Your father is not a MF!

> > >

> > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

> > >

> > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> > > and has not touched me since.

> > >

> > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> > > brought him dresses and make up to prison?

> > >

> > > M: He's still your father.

> > >

> > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

> > >

> > > M: Buy him some perfume, then.

> > >

> > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

> > >

> > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

> > >

> > > S: How?

> > >

> > > M: Your father could be ____.

> > >

> > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> > > worse choice for a father.

> > >

> > > Pete

> >

> >

> > yeah..

> >

> > he could've been Bernie Madoff..

> >

> > or worse yet..

> >

> > Wolf Blitzer.

> >

> > :-)

> >

> > .b b.b.

> >

>

>

> Or the God of a bronze age people.

>

>

> :-0

>

>

>

>

> toombaru

>

 

I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors...

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Mother: I have good news.

> > > >

> > > > Son: Oh?

> > > >

> > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is

> > > > coming to visit us on mother's day.

> > > >

> > > > S: I don't want to see that MF!

> > > >

> > > > M: Your father is not a MF!

> > > >

> > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

> > > >

> > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> > > > and has not touched me since.

> > > >

> > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison?

> > > >

> > > > M: He's still your father.

> > > >

> > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

> > > >

> > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then.

> > > >

> > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

> > > >

> > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

> > > >

> > > > S: How?

> > > >

> > > > M: Your father could be ____.

> > > >

> > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> > > > worse choice for a father.

> > > >

> > > > Pete

> > >

> > >

> > > yeah..

> > >

> > > he could've been Bernie Madoff..

> > >

> > > or worse yet..

> > >

> > > Wolf Blitzer.

> > >

> > > :-)

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> > >

> >

> >

> > Or the God of a bronze age people.

> >

> >

> > :-0

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > toombaru

> >

>

> I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors...

>

 

 

 

Mirror neurons?

 

 

 

 

toombaru

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Mother: I have good news.

> > > > >

> > > > > Son: Oh?

> > > > >

> > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is

> > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day.

> > > > >

> > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF!

> > > > >

> > > > > M: Your father is not a MF!

> > > > >

> > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

> > > > >

> > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> > > > > and has not touched me since.

> > > > >

> > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison?

> > > > >

> > > > > M: He's still your father.

> > > > >

> > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

> > > > >

> > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then.

> > > > >

> > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

> > > > >

> > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

> > > > >

> > > > > S: How?

> > > > >

> > > > > M: Your father could be ____.

> > > > >

> > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> > > > > worse choice for a father.

> > > > >

> > > > > Pete

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > yeah..

> > > >

> > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff..

> > > >

> > > > or worse yet..

> > > >

> > > > Wolf Blitzer.

> > > >

> > > > :-)

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Or the God of a bronze age people.

> > >

> > >

> > > :-0

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > toombaru

> > >

> >

> > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors...

> >

>

>

>

> Mirror neurons?

>

>

>

>

> toombaru

>

 

I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons...

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@>

wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Mother: I have good news.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Son: Oh?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is

> > > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF!

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF!

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> > > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> > > > > > and has not touched me since.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> > > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> > > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: He's still your father.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: How?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Your father could be ____.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> > > > > > worse choice for a father.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Pete

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > yeah..

> > > > >

> > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff..

> > > > >

> > > > > or worse yet..

> > > > >

> > > > > Wolf Blitzer.

> > > > >

> > > > > :-)

> > > > >

> > > > > .b b.b.

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Or the God of a bronze age people.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > :-0

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > toombaru

> > > >

> > >

> > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors...

> > >

> >

> >

> >

> > Mirror neurons?

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > toombaru

> >

>

> I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons...

>

 

 

 

 

The person is outside the neurons?

 

 

 

:-0

 

 

 

 

toombaru

[Guest guest]

> >

> >

> >

> > toombaru

> >

>

>M: I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons...

 

P: Here, it's mostly watching morons playing with neurons. Pick

that neuron hanging from your nostril. It looks green. LOl

>

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@>

wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote:

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Mother: I have good news.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Son: Oh?

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is

> > > > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF!

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF!

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> > > > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> > > > > > > and has not touched me since.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> > > > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> > > > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison?

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > M: He's still your father.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > S: How?

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > M: Your father could be ____.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> > > > > > > worse choice for a father.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Pete

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > yeah..

> > > > > >

> > > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff..

> > > > > >

> > > > > > or worse yet..

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Wolf Blitzer.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > :-)

> > > > > >

> > > > > > .b b.b.

> > > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > Or the God of a bronze age people.

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > :-0

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > toombaru

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors...

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Mirror neurons?

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > toombaru

> > >

> >

> > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons...

> >

>

>

>

>

> The person is outside the neurons?

>

>

>

> :-0

>

>

>

>

> toombaru

 

 

in this case it's a moron thinking he's watching neurons.

 

it takes a moron to think he can see neurons no?

 

it takes so little to please morons like mstrdmmlbrn.

 

he enjoys watching mirror play and getting his ass kicked too.

 

and his favorite color is the number 4.

 

LOL!

 

..b b.b.

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6 wrote:

>

>

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > toombaru

> > >

> >

> >M: I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons...

>

> P: Here, it's mostly watching morons playing with neurons. Pick

> that neuron hanging from your nostril. It looks green. LOl

 

 

that's not a neuron..

 

that's a cling-on.

 

what's needed is some enterprising tissue..

 

similar to star wars toilet tissue..

 

like the star-ship enterprise..

 

which can circle uranus..

 

and wipe out all klingons in that domain as well.

 

..b b.b.

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " mstrdmmlbrn " <mstrdmmlbrn@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@>

wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6@> wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Mother: I have good news.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Son: Oh?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Your father was released from prison and is

> > > > > > coming to visit us on mother's day.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: I don't want to see that MF!

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Your father is not a MF!

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: You're my mother, and he fucked you, didn't he?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Technically, no. I wasn't a mother yet when

> > > > > > you were conceived, and he was arrested next day,

> > > > > > and has not touched me since.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: And he won't be fucking you now, because prison

> > > > > > life made him a fag. Don't you think I know you

> > > > > > brought him dresses and make up to prison?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: He's still your father.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: No, he's my second mother. It's fucking embarrassing.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Buy him some perfume, then.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: This is terrible, it couldn't be worse.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Yes it could, it always can be worse.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > S: How?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > M: Your father could be ____.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Note: Each reader to fill the blank with his/her

> > > > > > worse choice for a father.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Pete

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > yeah..

> > > > >

> > > > > he could've been Bernie Madoff..

> > > > >

> > > > > or worse yet..

> > > > >

> > > > > Wolf Blitzer.

> > > > >

> > > > > :-)

> > > > >

> > > > > .b b.b.

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Or the God of a bronze age people.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > :-0

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > toombaru

> > > >

> > >

> > > I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with mirrors...

> > >

> >

> >

> >

> > Mirror neurons?

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > toombaru

> >

>

> I always enjoyed watching grow'n ups playing with neurons...

 

 

 

 

yes and you've always enjoyed picking your zits..

 

and then licking your fingers afterward too.

 

it's better for you to just watch the grownups.

 

you're liable to infect yourself kid..

 

with your own putrescent and adolescent disease.

 

LOL!

 

..b b.b.