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Tokyo's masterpiece Zen Temple of Kagado

was built by famed architect Mierdita Meada

with shit sticks he collected from all the

monasteries of Japan. The wood temple is

renown for the many soothing brown hues of its

woodwork, and the pungent earthly aroma of

its walls. No other temple calms the mind as

this one.

 

But the main tourist attraction sits at its

entrance: The huge bronze defecating Buddha.

The statue presents his romp to the visiting

pilgrims. A large bronze turd beginning to

protrude from its green black arse. The front

of the statue is hollowed. The symbolism is

obvious to visiting monks. The turd represents

the universe as a worthless excretion of

Ultimate Nature, but on further inquiry, by viewing

the statue's front, it's realized that both universe

and arse are hollowed, empty artistry.

 

Please, don't miss this most revered site in your

next visit to Tokyo. Although some say it doesn't

really exist, except in my imagination. Well, if

it doesn't, it ought to!.

 

http://cerosoul.wordpress.com

 

http://awakefiction.wordpress.com

 

Pete

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Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6 wrote:

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> Tokyo's masterpiece Zen Temple of Kagado

> was built by famed architect Mierdita Meada

> with shit sticks he collected from all the

> monasteries of Japan. The wood temple is

> renown for the many soothing brown hues of its

> woodwork, and the pungent earthly aroma of

> its walls. No other temple calms the mind as

> this one.

>

> But the main tourist attraction sits at its

> entrance: The huge bronze defecating Buddha.

> The statue presents his romp to the visiting

> pilgrims. A large bronze turd beginning to

> protrude from its green black arse. The front

> of the statue is hollowed. The symbolism is

> obvious to visiting monks. The turd represents

> the universe as a worthless excretion of

> Ultimate Nature, but on further inquiry, by viewing

> the statue's front, it's realized that both universe

> and arse are hollowed, empty artistry.

>

> Please, don't miss this most revered site in your

> next visit to Tokyo. Although some say it doesn't

> really exist, except in my imagination. Well, if

> it doesn't, it ought to!.

>

> http://cerosoul.wordpress.com

>

> http://awakefiction.wordpress.com

>

> Pete

 

Let's put a diaper on the Buddha.

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Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6 wrote:

>

> Tokyo's masterpiece Zen Temple of Kagado

> was built by famed architect Mierdita Meada

> with shit sticks he collected from all the

> monasteries of Japan. The wood temple is

> renown for the many soothing brown hues of its

> woodwork, and the pungent earthly aroma of

> its walls. No other temple calms the mind as

> this one.

>

> But the main tourist attraction sits at its

> entrance: The huge bronze defecating Buddha.

> The statue presents his romp to the visiting

> pilgrims. A large bronze turd beginning to

> protrude from its green black arse. The front

> of the statue is hollowed. The symbolism is

> obvious to visiting monks. The turd represents

> the universe as a worthless excretion of

> Ultimate Nature, but on further inquiry, by viewing

> the statue's front, it's realized that both universe

> and arse are hollowed, empty artistry.

>

> Please, don't miss this most revered site in your

> next visit to Tokyo. Although some say it doesn't

> really exist, except in my imagination. Well, if

> it doesn't, it ought to!.

>

> http://cerosoul.wordpress.com

>

> http://awakefiction.wordpress.com

>

> Pete

 

 

well doesn't it exist in your imagination?

 

or does it just ought to exist in your imagination?

 

if it doesn't exist in your imagination..

 

and no one is there..

 

does it still ought to exist in your imaginary imagination?

 

mu mu coo coo!

 

:-)

 

..b b.b.

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