Fwd: fwd: New Element Discovered On The Periodic Table

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NondualitySalon , " fewtch " <fewtch wrote:

 

NondualitySalon , <yosyflug@> wrote:

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> New Element Discovered On The Periodic Table

>

> Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest

> element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium

> (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy

> neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic

> mass of 312.

>

> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,

> which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

> called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;

> however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction

> with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium

> can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a

> second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

 

Governmentium is supported by Mob-ium, which is made up of Individualalium.

 

And Individualium is composed of particles of Me-um, one of the simplest

particles. The foundation of this particle, the final " fundamental particle " ,

has no name. Nobody has ever found it, because nobody has ever looked in the

right place, being totally involved in studies of Governmentium, focused on

Governmentium and the Mob-ium it's made up of.

 

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