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eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

 

wash your bowl and walk swiftly on.

 

let the body do it's thing..

 

don't think about it.

 

enjoy a good moo.

 

ahhh!

 

many pounds are thus moved.

 

enlightened art thou.

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

>

> Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

 

 

that too.

 

however there is a catch 23 here.

 

and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

 

in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

 

if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

 

you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

 

it's survival of the fitness you see.

 

denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

 

trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

 

if you want to get two things done at the same time..

 

get two birds stoned at once.

 

let's make toast.

 

after all..

 

what comes around is all around.

 

there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

 

it's a matter of supply and command.

 

and even after Realizination you're left with..

 

the one eternal unanswered question:

 

" what the fuck is this shit? "

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta

Monday, February 01, 2010 8:42 PM

Re: path to enlightenment

 

 

 

Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

 

Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

==

geo: That if you want to fight sumo.

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Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote:

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

> >

> > Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

>

>

> that too.

>

> however there is a catch 23 here.

>

> and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

>

> in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

>

> if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

>

> you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

>

> it's survival of the fitness you see.

>

> denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

>

> trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

>

> if you want to get two things done at the same time..

>

> get two birds stoned at once.

>

> let's make toast.

>

> after all..

>

> what comes around is all around.

>

> there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

>

> it's a matter of supply and command.

>

> and even after Realizination you're left with..

>

> the one eternal unanswered question:

>

> " what the fuck is this shit? "

>

> .b b.b.

 

I thought that was obvious -

 

it's fuckin' shit, man.

 

And nothing but.

 

- D -

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Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033 wrote:

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>

>

> Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> >

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

> > >

> > > Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

> >

> >

> > that too.

> >

> > however there is a catch 23 here.

> >

> > and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

> >

> > in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

> >

> > if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

> >

> > you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

> >

> > it's survival of the fitness you see.

> >

> > denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

> >

> > trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

> >

> > if you want to get two things done at the same time..

> >

> > get two birds stoned at once.

> >

> > let's make toast.

> >

> > after all..

> >

> > what comes around is all around.

> >

> > there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

> >

> > it's a matter of supply and command.

> >

> > and even after Realizination you're left with..

> >

> > the one eternal unanswered question:

> >

> > " what the fuck is this shit? "

> >

> > .b b.b.

>

> I thought that was obvious -

>

> it's fuckin' shit, man.

>

> And nothing but.

>

> - D -

 

 

what's " shit " ?

 

besides something else?

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote:

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

> >

> > Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

>

>

> that too.

>

> however there is a catch 23 here.

 

 

 

You can say that again to Jim Carey and me was born on the

23rd of all days, stuck between the numbers 22 and 24, and

the signs Leo and Virgo :)

 

-L-

 

 

 

 

 

>

> and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

>

> in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

>

> if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

>

> you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

>

> it's survival of the fitness you see.

>

> denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

>

> trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

>

> if you want to get two things done at the same time..

>

> get two birds stoned at once.

>

> let's make toast.

>

> after all..

>

> what comes around is all around.

>

> there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

>

> it's a matter of supply and command.

>

> and even after Realizination you're left with..

>

> the one eternal unanswered question:

>

> " what the fuck is this shit? "

>

> .b b.b.

>

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Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote:

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote:

> >

> >

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

> > > >

> > > > Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

> > >

> > >

> > > that too.

> > >

> > > however there is a catch 23 here.

> > >

> > > and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

> > >

> > > in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

> > >

> > > if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

> > >

> > > you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

> > >

> > > it's survival of the fitness you see.

> > >

> > > denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

> > >

> > > trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

> > >

> > > if you want to get two things done at the same time..

> > >

> > > get two birds stoned at once.

> > >

> > > let's make toast.

> > >

> > > after all..

> > >

> > > what comes around is all around.

> > >

> > > there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

> > >

> > > it's a matter of supply and command.

> > >

> > > and even after Realizination you're left with..

> > >

> > > the one eternal unanswered question:

> > >

> > > " what the fuck is this shit? "

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> >

> > I thought that was obvious -

> >

> > it's fuckin' shit, man.

> >

> > And nothing but.

> >

> > - D -

>

>

> what's " shit " ?

>

> besides something else?

>

> .b b.b.

 

 

if it smells like shit

 

and plops like shit

 

it's shit.

 

" the ancient toilet.

 

a turd drops in.

 

plop! "

 

..d d.d.

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Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033 wrote:

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> >

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote:

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

> > > > >

> > > > > Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > that too.

> > > >

> > > > however there is a catch 23 here.

> > > >

> > > > and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

> > > >

> > > > in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

> > > >

> > > > if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

> > > >

> > > > you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

> > > >

> > > > it's survival of the fitness you see.

> > > >

> > > > denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

> > > >

> > > > trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

> > > >

> > > > if you want to get two things done at the same time..

> > > >

> > > > get two birds stoned at once.

> > > >

> > > > let's make toast.

> > > >

> > > > after all..

> > > >

> > > > what comes around is all around.

> > > >

> > > > there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

> > > >

> > > > it's a matter of supply and command.

> > > >

> > > > and even after Realizination you're left with..

> > > >

> > > > the one eternal unanswered question:

> > > >

> > > > " what the fuck is this shit? "

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > >

> > > I thought that was obvious -

> > >

> > > it's fuckin' shit, man.

> > >

> > > And nothing but.

> > >

> > > - D -

> >

> >

> > what's " shit " ?

> >

> > besides something else?

> >

> > .b b.b.

>

>

> if it smells like shit

>

> and plops like shit

>

> it's shit.

>

> " the ancient toilet.

>

> a turd drops in.

>

> plop! "

>

> .d d.d.

 

 

that doesn't say one goddamn thing about what shit " is " .

 

if you say:

 

" if it smells like shit..

 

and plops like shit..

 

it's shit. "

 

you still haven't said what shit is.

 

replace the word shit with " xzghtymhoopoo " ..

 

and what you say says the same thing as what you've already said.

 

it says nothing.

 

it's easy to say:

 

" a dabbo drops in the toilet..

 

skid skidoo swish in the loo! "

 

but if i didn't already know what a dabbo is..

 

and what you stink like and sound like..

 

and how you fall in the toilet every time you try to be cute..

 

that wouldn't make sense.

 

but dabbo is a much more transparent piece of shit..

 

than an actual shitty piece of shit.

 

don't try to evade questions like that again kid.

 

what's shit?

 

(don't go all organic on us either..

 

that's all illusory right?)

 

..b b.b.

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Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote:

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote:

> >

> >

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > that too.

> > > > >

> > > > > however there is a catch 23 here.

> > > > >

> > > > > and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

> > > > >

> > > > > in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

> > > > >

> > > > > if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

> > > > >

> > > > > you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

> > > > >

> > > > > it's survival of the fitness you see.

> > > > >

> > > > > denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

> > > > >

> > > > > trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

> > > > >

> > > > > if you want to get two things done at the same time..

> > > > >

> > > > > get two birds stoned at once.

> > > > >

> > > > > let's make toast.

> > > > >

> > > > > after all..

> > > > >

> > > > > what comes around is all around.

> > > > >

> > > > > there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

> > > > >

> > > > > it's a matter of supply and command.

> > > > >

> > > > > and even after Realizination you're left with..

> > > > >

> > > > > the one eternal unanswered question:

> > > > >

> > > > > " what the fuck is this shit? "

> > > > >

> > > > > .b b.b.

> > > >

> > > > I thought that was obvious -

> > > >

> > > > it's fuckin' shit, man.

> > > >

> > > > And nothing but.

> > > >

> > > > - D -

> > >

> > >

> > > what's " shit " ?

> > >

> > > besides something else?

> > >

> > > .b b.b.

> >

> >

> > if it smells like shit

> >

> > and plops like shit

> >

> > it's shit.

> >

> > " the ancient toilet.

> >

> > a turd drops in.

> >

> > plop! "

> >

> > .d d.d.

>

>

> that doesn't say one goddamn thing about what shit " is " .

>

> if you say:

>

> " if it smells like shit..

>

> and plops like shit..

>

> it's shit. "

>

> you still haven't said what shit is.

>

> replace the word shit with " xzghtymhoopoo " ..

>

> and what you say says the same thing as what you've already said.

>

> it says nothing.

>

> it's easy to say:

>

> " a dabbo drops in the toilet..

>

> skid skidoo swish in the loo! "

>

> but if i didn't already know what a dabbo is..

>

> and what you stink like and sound like..

>

> and how you fall in the toilet every time you try to be cute..

>

> that wouldn't make sense.

>

> but dabbo is a much more transparent piece of shit..

>

> than an actual shitty piece of shit.

>

> don't try to evade questions like that again kid.

>

> what's shit?

>

> (don't go all organic on us either..

>

> that's all illusory right?)

>

> .b b.b.

 

f*ck that sh*t.

 

- d -

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Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033 wrote:

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> >

> >

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote:

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote:

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > eat lots of grains and fruits and vegetables.

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Beer and pizza, beer and pizza! ;-).

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > that too.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > however there is a catch 23 here.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > and it doesn't take a rocket appliance to see what it is.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > in the worst case ontario this here's a problem.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > if you enjoy chinaburg foods like sweet and power chicken things..

> > > > > >

> > > > > > you might get flames golfing out of your ass.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > it's survival of the fitness you see.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > denial and error methods often don't fail or succeed.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > trying to be an Indianapolis Jones is no answer either.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > if you want to get two things done at the same time..

> > > > > >

> > > > > > get two birds stoned at once.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > let's make toast.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > after all..

> > > > > >

> > > > > > what comes around is all around.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > there's only so much enlightening to go around after all.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > it's a matter of supply and command.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > and even after Realizination you're left with..

> > > > > >

> > > > > > the one eternal unanswered question:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > " what the fuck is this shit? "

> > > > > >

> > > > > > .b b.b.

> > > > >

> > > > > I thought that was obvious -

> > > > >

> > > > > it's fuckin' shit, man.

> > > > >

> > > > > And nothing but.

> > > > >

> > > > > - D -

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > what's " shit " ?

> > > >

> > > > besides something else?

> > > >

> > > > .b b.b.

> > >

> > >

> > > if it smells like shit

> > >

> > > and plops like shit

> > >

> > > it's shit.

> > >

> > > " the ancient toilet.

> > >

> > > a turd drops in.

> > >

> > > plop! "

> > >

> > > .d d.d.

> >

> >

> > that doesn't say one goddamn thing about what shit " is " .

> >

> > if you say:

> >

> > " if it smells like shit..

> >

> > and plops like shit..

> >

> > it's shit. "

> >

> > you still haven't said what shit is.

> >

> > replace the word shit with " xzghtymhoopoo " ..

> >

> > and what you say says the same thing as what you've already said.

> >

> > it says nothing.

> >

> > it's easy to say:

> >

> > " a dabbo drops in the toilet..

> >

> > skid skidoo swish in the loo! "

> >

> > but if i didn't already know what a dabbo is..

> >

> > and what you stink like and sound like..

> >

> > and how you fall in the toilet every time you try to be cute..

> >

> > that wouldn't make sense.

> >

> > but dabbo is a much more transparent piece of shit..

> >

> > than an actual shitty piece of shit.

> >

> > don't try to evade questions like that again kid.

> >

> > what's shit?

> >

> > (don't go all organic on us either..

> >

> > that's all illusory right?)

> >

> > .b b.b.

>

> f*ck that sh*t.

>

> - d -

 

 

i bet you do when timmy's unavailable.

 

you filthy animal.

 

..b b.b.

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