Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 To the group: Tough leading a spiritual life I was having an out of body experience one day this week so I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled anyway. But the phone rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me call. So I decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading from Mother Heart Love around my issue of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s "The Bell Jar" and Joni Mitchel’s "Blue" Album, went home and tucked myself in for the night. Namaste Carrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nisargadatta , Carrie Shaffer <carrieshaffer123 wrote: > > To the group: > Tough leading a > spiritual life > > I was having an out of body experience one day this week so > I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost > astral traveled anyway. But the phone > rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my > Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was > too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower > essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t > feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me > hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, > but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology > and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my > bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, > Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me > call. So I decided to energize my > crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques > and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading > from Mother Heart Love around my issue > of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my > Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy > session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic > healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt > behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but > my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to > recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was > focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic > programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided > synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me > for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory > deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was > a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman > and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life > Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew > what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium > coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but > that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a > bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s " The Bell > Jar " and Joni Mitchel’s " Blue " Album, went home and tucked myself in for the > night. Namaste Carrie this perfect act of contrition is ok as far as it goes. but it doesn't go anywhere. you should try some really good drugs. you're too serious. you'll get over it. it's just a phase. it's stupid like wernie says. everything was ok until you started listening to the Blue Album. if you really knew what the f*ck you were doing.. you'd have listened to the Beatles White Album... through your eyes. and just barfed instead of getting all cozy and shit. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , Carrie Shaffer <carrieshaffer123@> wrote: > > > > To the group: > > Tough leading a > > spiritual life > > > > I was having an out of body experience one day this week so > > I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost > > astral traveled anyway. But the phone > > rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my > > Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was > > too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower > > essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t > > feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me > > hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, > > but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology > > and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my > > bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, > > Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me > > call. So I decided to energize my > > crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques > > and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading > > from Mother Heart Love around my issue > > of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my > > Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy > > session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic > > healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt > > behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but > > my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to > > recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was > > focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic > > programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided > > synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me > > for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory > > deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was > > a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman > > and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life > > Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew > > what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium > > coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but > > that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a > > bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s " The Bell > > Jar " and Joni Mitchel’s " Blue " Album, went home and tucked myself in for the > > night. Namaste Carrie > > > > this perfect act of contrition is ok as far as it goes. > > but it doesn't go anywhere. > > you should try some really good drugs. > > you're too serious. > > you'll get over it. > > it's just a phase. > > it's stupid like wernie says. > > everything was ok until you started listening to the Blue Album. > > if you really knew what the f*ck you were doing.. > > you'd have listened to the Beatles White Album... > > through your eyes. > > and just barfed instead of getting all cozy and shit. > > .b b.b. ah, the bleu album: http://www.amazon.com/Bleu-Bande-Originale-Du-Film/dp/B000000W4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=U\ TF8 & s=music & qid=1265079247 & sr=1-1 bleu, bleu, what's got into you? cheesey, ..d d.d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033 wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , Carrie Shaffer <carrieshaffer123@> wrote: > > > > > > To the group: > > > Tough leading a > > > spiritual life > > > > > > I was having an out of body experience one day this week so > > > I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost > > > astral traveled anyway. But the phone > > > rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my > > > Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was > > > too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower > > > essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t > > > feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me > > > hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, > > > but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology > > > and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my > > > bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, > > > Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me > > > call. So I decided to energize my > > > crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques > > > and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading > > > from Mother Heart Love around my issue > > > of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my > > > Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy > > > session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic > > > healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt > > > behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but > > > my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to > > > recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was > > > focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic > > > programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided > > > synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me > > > for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory > > > deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was > > > a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman > > > and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life > > > Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew > > > what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium > > > coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but > > > that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a > > > bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s " The Bell > > > Jar " and Joni Mitchel’s " Blue " Album, went home and tucked myself in for the > > > night. Namaste Carrie > > > > > > > > this perfect act of contrition is ok as far as it goes. > > > > but it doesn't go anywhere. > > > > you should try some really good drugs. > > > > you're too serious. > > > > you'll get over it. > > > > it's just a phase. > > > > it's stupid like wernie says. > > > > everything was ok until you started listening to the Blue Album. > > > > if you really knew what the f*ck you were doing.. > > > > you'd have listened to the Beatles White Album... > > > > through your eyes. > > > > and just barfed instead of getting all cozy and shit. > > > > .b b.b. > > ah, the bleu album: > > http://www.amazon.com/Bleu-Bande-Originale-Du-Film/dp/B000000W4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=U\ TF8 & s=music & qid=1265079247 & sr=1-1 > > bleu, bleu, what's got into you? > > cheesey, > > .d d.d. talk about cheesy. i wasn't talking to you dabbo. we all know what's gotten into you thouh kid.. a long time ago too. it's your " self " and it's self important need to interfere.. and to always interject. pass the basket reverend. you are so needy dabbo. poor bastard. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , Carrie Shaffer <carrieshaffer123@> wrote: > > > > > > > > To the group: > > > > Tough leading a > > > > spiritual life > > > > > > > > I was having an out of body experience one day this week so > > > > I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost > > > > astral traveled anyway. But the phone > > > > rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my > > > > Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was > > > > too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower > > > > essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t > > > > feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me > > > > hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, > > > > but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology > > > > and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my > > > > bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, > > > > Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me > > > > call. So I decided to energize my > > > > crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques > > > > and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading > > > > from Mother Heart Love around my issue > > > > of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my > > > > Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy > > > > session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic > > > > healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt > > > > behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but > > > > my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to > > > > recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was > > > > focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic > > > > programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided > > > > synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me > > > > for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory > > > > deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was > > > > a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman > > > > and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life > > > > Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew > > > > what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium > > > > coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but > > > > that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a > > > > bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s " The Bell > > > > Jar " and Joni Mitchel’s " Blue " Album, went home and tucked myself in for the > > > > night. Namaste Carrie > > > > > > > > > > > > this perfect act of contrition is ok as far as it goes. > > > > > > but it doesn't go anywhere. > > > > > > you should try some really good drugs. > > > > > > you're too serious. > > > > > > you'll get over it. > > > > > > it's just a phase. > > > > > > it's stupid like wernie says. > > > > > > everything was ok until you started listening to the Blue Album. > > > > > > if you really knew what the f*ck you were doing.. > > > > > > you'd have listened to the Beatles White Album... > > > > > > through your eyes. > > > > > > and just barfed instead of getting all cozy and shit. > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > ah, the bleu album: > > > > http://www.amazon.com/Bleu-Bande-Originale-Du-Film/dp/B000000W4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=U\ TF8 & s=music & qid=1265079247 & sr=1-1 > > > > bleu, bleu, what's got into you? > > > > cheesey, > > > > .d d.d. > > > > talk about cheesy. > > i wasn't talking to you dabbo. > > we all know what's gotten into you thouh kid.. > > a long time ago too. > > it's your " self " and it's self important need to interfere.. > > and to always interject. > > pass the basket reverend. > > you are so needy dabbo. > > poor bastard. > > .b b.b. so, now you're imagining a self got in the works? poor blues boy bobby. no wonder he's bleu. funny, though, you don't look bleuish. - .d d.d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033 wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , Carrie Shaffer <carrieshaffer123@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > To the group: > > > > > Tough leading a > > > > > spiritual life > > > > > > > > > > I was having an out of body experience one day this week so > > > > > I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost > > > > > astral traveled anyway. But the phone > > > > > rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my > > > > > Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was > > > > > too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower > > > > > essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t > > > > > feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me > > > > > hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, > > > > > but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology > > > > > and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my > > > > > bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, > > > > > Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me > > > > > call. So I decided to energize my > > > > > crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques > > > > > and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading > > > > > from Mother Heart Love around my issue > > > > > of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my > > > > > Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy > > > > > session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic > > > > > healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt > > > > > behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but > > > > > my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to > > > > > recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was > > > > > focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic > > > > > programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided > > > > > synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me > > > > > for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory > > > > > deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was > > > > > a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman > > > > > and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life > > > > > Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew > > > > > what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium > > > > > coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but > > > > > that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a > > > > > bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s " The Bell > > > > > Jar " and Joni Mitchel’s " Blue " Album, went home and tucked myself in for the > > > > > night. Namaste Carrie > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this perfect act of contrition is ok as far as it goes. > > > > > > > > but it doesn't go anywhere. > > > > > > > > you should try some really good drugs. > > > > > > > > you're too serious. > > > > > > > > you'll get over it. > > > > > > > > it's just a phase. > > > > > > > > it's stupid like wernie says. > > > > > > > > everything was ok until you started listening to the Blue Album. > > > > > > > > if you really knew what the f*ck you were doing.. > > > > > > > > you'd have listened to the Beatles White Album... > > > > > > > > through your eyes. > > > > > > > > and just barfed instead of getting all cozy and shit. > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > ah, the bleu album: > > > > > > http://www.amazon.com/Bleu-Bande-Originale-Du-Film/dp/B000000W4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=U\ TF8 & s=music & qid=1265079247 & sr=1-1 > > > > > > bleu, bleu, what's got into you? > > > > > > cheesey, > > > > > > .d d.d. > > > > > > > > talk about cheesy. > > > > i wasn't talking to you dabbo. > > > > we all know what's gotten into you thouh kid.. > > > > a long time ago too. > > > > it's your " self " and it's self important need to interfere.. > > > > and to always interject. > > > > pass the basket reverend. > > > > you are so needy dabbo. > > > > poor bastard. > > > > .b b.b. > > so, now you're imagining a self got in the works? > > poor blues boy bobby. > > no wonder he's bleu. > > funny, though, you don't look bleuish. > > - .d d.d. of course baba doesn't look bluish.. you however look very foolish. ad not just for misspelling bluish. you imagine an imagining. it's that foolish self that does that dabbo. no one has to use their imagination to see your " self " interfering.. again! ..b b.b. 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Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , Carrie Shaffer <carrieshaffer123@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > To the group: > > > > > > Tough leading a > > > > > > spiritual life > > > > > > > > > > > > I was having an out of body experience one day this week so > > > > > > I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost > > > > > > astral traveled anyway. But the phone > > > > > > rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my > > > > > > Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was > > > > > > too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower > > > > > > essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t > > > > > > feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me > > > > > > hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, > > > > > > but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology > > > > > > and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my > > > > > > bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, > > > > > > Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me > > > > > > call. So I decided to energize my > > > > > > crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques > > > > > > and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading > > > > > > from Mother Heart Love around my issue > > > > > > of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my > > > > > > Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy > > > > > > session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic > > > > > > healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt > > > > > > behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but > > > > > > my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to > > > > > > recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was > > > > > > focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic > > > > > > programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided > > > > > > synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me > > > > > > for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory > > > > > > deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was > > > > > > a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman > > > > > > and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life > > > > > > Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew > > > > > > what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium > > > > > > coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but > > > > > > that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a > > > > > > bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s " The Bell > > > > > > Jar " and Joni Mitchel’s " Blue " Album, went home and tucked myself in for the > > > > > > night. Namaste Carrie > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this perfect act of contrition is ok as far as it goes. > > > > > > > > > > but it doesn't go anywhere. > > > > > > > > > > you should try some really good drugs. > > > > > > > > > > you're too serious. > > > > > > > > > > you'll get over it. > > > > > > > > > > it's just a phase. > > > > > > > > > > it's stupid like wernie says. > > > > > > > > > > everything was ok until you started listening to the Blue Album. > > > > > > > > > > if you really knew what the f*ck you were doing.. > > > > > > > > > > you'd have listened to the Beatles White Album... > > > > > > > > > > through your eyes. > > > > > > > > > > and just barfed instead of getting all cozy and shit. > > > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > > > ah, the bleu album: > > > > > > > > http://www.amazon.com/Bleu-Bande-Originale-Du-Film/dp/B000000W4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=U\ TF8 & s=music & qid=1265079247 & sr=1-1 > > > > > > > > bleu, bleu, what's got into you? > > > > > > > > cheesey, > > > > > > > > .d d.d. > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about cheesy. > > > > > > i wasn't talking to you dabbo. > > > > > > we all know what's gotten into you thouh kid.. > > > > > > a long time ago too. > > > > > > it's your " self " and it's self important need to interfere.. > > > > > > and to always interject. > > > > > > pass the basket reverend. > > > > > > you are so needy dabbo. > > > > > > poor bastard. > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > so, now you're imagining a self got in the works? > > > > poor blues boy bobby. > > > > no wonder he's bleu. > > > > funny, though, you don't look bleuish. > > > > - .d d.d. > > > of course baba doesn't look bluish.. > > you however look very foolish. > > ad not just for misspelling bluish. > > you imagine an imagining. > > it's that foolish self that does that dabbo. > > no one has to use their imagination to see your " self " interfering.. > > again! > > .b b.b. > bleu baby blue strikes again! another goal for the bobmeister! - d - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033 wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " <dan330033@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , Carrie Shaffer <carrieshaffer123@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To the group: > > > > > > > Tough leading a > > > > > > > spiritual life > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was having an out of body experience one day this week so > > > > > > > I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost > > > > > > > astral traveled anyway. But the phone > > > > > > > rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my > > > > > > > Numerology chart and nearly had a Primal, but my energy was > > > > > > > too blocked, so I did some bio-energetics and self parenting, took some flower > > > > > > > essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin but my inner child wasn’t > > > > > > > feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream frozen pie too. But that made me > > > > > > > hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, > > > > > > > but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology > > > > > > > and past life regression, then re-birthed myself and called Moon Beam my > > > > > > > bodyworker, to make an appointment for a shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, > > > > > > > Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned me > > > > > > > call. So I decided to energize my > > > > > > > crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques > > > > > > > and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so I got a psychic, reading > > > > > > > from Mother Heart Love around my issue > > > > > > > of assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my > > > > > > > Psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy > > > > > > > session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic > > > > > > > healing class and dream workshop, So I’d be more clear for my Gestalt > > > > > > > behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian, Freudian, Ericksonian Sessions at the hot springs but > > > > > > > my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to > > > > > > > recharge my charkas and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was > > > > > > > focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open my neural-linguistic > > > > > > > programming session but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided > > > > > > > synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me > > > > > > > for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory > > > > > > > deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was > > > > > > > a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to see my personal shaman > > > > > > > and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Whole Life > > > > > > > Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew > > > > > > > what was going on, but that didn’t work either, so I locked myself in a calcium > > > > > > > coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could “Get It†in the dream state, but > > > > > > > that didn’t help either so I went out and bought a nice bottle of wine and a > > > > > > > bag of weed, stopped by Border’s Bookstore and bought Sylvia Plath’s " The Bell > > > > > > > Jar " and Joni Mitchel’s " Blue " Album, went home and tucked myself in for the > > > > > > > night. Namaste Carrie > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this perfect act of contrition is ok as far as it goes. > > > > > > > > > > > > but it doesn't go anywhere. > > > > > > > > > > > > you should try some really good drugs. > > > > > > > > > > > > you're too serious. > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll get over it. > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just a phase. > > > > > > > > > > > > it's stupid like wernie says. > > > > > > > > > > > > everything was ok until you started listening to the Blue Album. > > > > > > > > > > > > if you really knew what the f*ck you were doing.. > > > > > > > > > > > > you'd have listened to the Beatles White Album... > > > > > > > > > > > > through your eyes. > > > > > > > > > > > > and just barfed instead of getting all cozy and shit. > > > > > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > > > > > ah, the bleu album: > > > > > > > > > > http://www.amazon.com/Bleu-Bande-Originale-Du-Film/dp/B000000W4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=U\ TF8 & s=music & qid=1265079247 & sr=1-1 > > > > > > > > > > bleu, bleu, what's got into you? > > > > > > > > > > cheesey, > > > > > > > > > > .d d.d. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about cheesy. > > > > > > > > i wasn't talking to you dabbo. > > > > > > > > we all know what's gotten into you thouh kid.. > > > > > > > > a long time ago too. > > > > > > > > it's your " self " and it's self important need to interfere.. > > > > > > > > and to always interject. > > > > > > > > pass the basket reverend. > > > > > > > > you are so needy dabbo. > > > > > > > > poor bastard. > > > > > > > > .b b.b. > > > > > > so, now you're imagining a self got in the works? > > > > > > poor blues boy bobby. > > > > > > no wonder he's bleu. > > > > > > funny, though, you don't look bleuish. > > > > > > - .d d.d. > > > > > > of course baba doesn't look bluish.. > > > > you however look very foolish. > > > > ad not just for misspelling bluish. > > > > you imagine an imagining. > > > > it's that foolish self that does that dabbo. > > > > no one has to use their imagination to see your " self " interfering.. > > > > again! > > > > .b b.b. > > > > bleu baby blue strikes again! > > another goal for the bobmeister! > > - d - doesn't saying stupid stuff like that bother you? well considering how stupid you are probably not. ..b b.b. 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