Guest guest Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 (A great group to peruse if you want a good supply of jokes.. speakershumour/ ) One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, " John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building " The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John.. ~A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nisargadatta , " anna " <kailashana wrote: > > (A great group to peruse if you want a good supply of jokes.. speakershumour/ ) > > One day a man was sitting in > his office on the 19th floor of a building. > A man came running into his office > and shouted, " John, your daughter, Anna just died in > an accident right opposite > this building " > > The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through > his office window. > While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor > he remembered he didn't have a daughter > named Anna. > When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. > When he was about to > hit the ground he remembered he was not John.. > > > ~A > this reminds me of a woody allen joke. my life flashed before my eyes... wait...that's someone else's life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nisargadatta , " Hur Guler " <hurg wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " anna " <kailashana@> wrote: > > > > (A great group to peruse if you want a good supply of jokes.. speakershumour/ ) > > > > One day a man was sitting in > > his office on the 19th floor of a building. > > A man came running into his office > > and shouted, " John, your daughter, Anna just died in > > an accident right opposite > > this building " > > > > The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through > > his office window. > > While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor > > he remembered he didn't have a daughter > > named Anna. > > When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. > > When he was about to > > hit the ground he remembered he was not John.. > > > > > > ~A > > > this reminds me of a woody allen joke. > my life flashed before my eyes... > wait...that's someone else's life. and his joke that went something like: " i don't mind dying.. i just don't want to be there when it happens " as for me.. give me song or give me death. or as Louis-Ferdinand Celine said: " To hell with reality!.. I want to die in music..not in reason or in prose. People don't deserve the restraint we show.. by not going into delirium in front of them. To hell with them! " he was screwed up on racial matters but.. the dude knew about the Unity of euphony. Hark! the Herald Angels Sing! :-) ..b b.b. p.s. is this about Nisargadatta? i need to know before i dissolve on the sky bird tomorrow. LOL! [.b x3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 -- In Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > > is this about Nisargadatta? > > i need to know before i dissolve on the sky bird tomorrow. > > LOL! > > [.b x3] > i don't know what you need to cool it off 'cause you're interfering with the spiritual progress and slowing down the lane on enlightenment. when you see the flashing lights in the rear view mirror please move to the side sometimes so the emergency vehicles can pass. life in the big city ain't nothing pretty. As I recall, I know you love to show off But I never thought that you would take it this far What do I know? Flashing lights, lights --Flashing Lights Lyrics Artist(Band):Kanye West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nisargadatta , " Hur Guler " <hurg wrote: > > > -- In Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > is this about Nisargadatta? > > > > i need to know before i dissolve on the sky bird tomorrow. > > > > LOL! > > > > [.b x3] > > > > i don't know what you need to cool it off 'cause you're interfering with the spiritual progress and slowing down the lane on enlightenment. when you see the flashing lights in the rear view mirror please move to the side sometimes so the emergency vehicles can pass. life in the big city ain't nothing pretty. > > As I recall, I know you love to show off > But I never thought that you would take it this far > What do I know? Flashing lights, lights > > --Flashing Lights Lyrics > Artist(Band):Kanye West :-) until the next VMAs. studio hibernation. a celebration. ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nisargadatta , " Hur Guler " <hurg wrote: > > > -- In Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > is this about Nisargadatta? > > > > i need to know before i dissolve on the sky bird tomorrow. > > > > LOL! > > > > [.b x3] > > > > i don't know what you need to cool it off 'cause you're interfering > with the spiritual progress and slowing down the lane on > enlightenment. It seems way simpler to me than that. He's simply posting a very large number of " emotionally provocative " and completely off-topic posts. It's the type of behavior that trashes mailing lists, plain and simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " Hur Guler " <hurg@> wrote: > > > > > > -- In Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > is this about Nisargadatta? > > > > > > i need to know before i dissolve on the sky bird tomorrow. > > > > > > LOL! > > > > > > [.b x3] > > > > > > > i don't know what you need to cool it off 'cause you're interfering > with the spiritual progress and slowing down the lane on > > enlightenment. > > It seems way simpler to me than that. > > He's simply posting a very large number of " emotionally provocative " and completely off-topic posts. > > It's the type of behavior that trashes mailing lists, plain and simple. who....Kanye West? or are you just getting way off topic? you shouldn't trash people like that you know. it's as simple as that. ROFLMAO! ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " Tim G. " <fewtch@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " Hur Guler " <hurg@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > -- In Nisargadatta , " BobN " <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > is this about Nisargadatta? > > > > > > > > i need to know before i dissolve on the sky bird tomorrow. > > > > > > > > LOL! > > > > > > > > [.b x3] > > > > > > > > > > i don't know what you need to cool it off 'cause you're interfering > with the spiritual progress and slowing down the lane on > > > enlightenment. > > > > It seems way simpler to me than that. > > > > He's simply posting a very large number of " emotionally provocative " and completely off-topic posts. > > > > It's the type of behavior that trashes mailing lists, plain and simple. > > > who....Kanye West? > > or are you just getting way off topic? > > you shouldn't trash people like that you know. > > it's as simple as that. > > ROFLMAO! > > .b b.b. maybe you're just losing your edge. like woody did. i've heard it's hard to get a woody after lots and lots of brewskies. plainly you'd know i'm sure. LOL! ..b b.b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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