Lomo Driver.

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The Limo Driver

 

>

>After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo

>(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is

still

>standing on the curb.

>

> " Excuse me, Your Eminence, " says the driver, " Would you please take

>your seat so we can leave? "

>

> " Well, to tell you the truth, " says the Pope, " they never let me

drive

>at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today. "

>

> " I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what

if

>something should happen? " protests the driver, wishing he'd never

gone

>to work that morning.

>

> " There might be something extra in it for you, " says the Pope.

>

>Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in

behind

>the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after

exiting

>the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo

to 105

>mph.

>

> " Please slow down, Your Holiness!!! " pleads the worried driver, but

>the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. " Oh,

my

>God, I'm gonna lose my license, " moans the driver.

>

>The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the ! cop

approaches,

>but the cop takes o ne look at him, goes back to his motorcycle,

and

>gets on the radio.

>

> " I need to talk to the Chief, " he says to the dispatcher. The Chief

gets

>on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a

>hundred and five.

>

> " So bust him, " said the Chief.

>

> " I don't think we want to do that, he's really important, " said the

cop.

>

>Chief exclaimed, " All the more reason! "

>

> " No, I mean really important, " said the cop.

>

>The Chief then asked, " Who ya got there, the Mayor? "

>

>Cop: " Bigger. "

>

>Chief: " Governor? "

>

>Cop: " Bigger. "

>

> " Well, " said the Chief, " Who is it? "

>

>Cop: " I think it's God! "

>

>Chief: " What makes you think it's God? "

>

>Cop: " He's got the Pope for a limo driver. "