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This story is so " top secret " that all copies have been

destroyed for the national security of not only every nation on Earth

but indeed every religion, indeed the very security and sanctity of all

the propaganda of " healthcare " and the arms-race of

civilization itself.

 

Not too long ago there lived a faithful Muslim called Abdul.

Abdul never heard God laugh and so he had to follow the scripture's

Peehaytchdee pundits ... who convinced Abdul that Allah was furious at

the kill ratio between Arabs and Jews... and so to please Allah every

devout Muslim had to do what he could to make this kill ratio that

pleases Jehovah of about 1:100 (1 dead Jew for every 100 dead Arabs)

more to the liking if Allah of about 10:1 (ten dead Arabs for every dead

Jew).

 

So to please Allah this faithful Abdul loads himself up with dynamite

and sets off to find the biggest crowd of faithful Jews he can find so

that he can blow himself up and in the process kill as many Jews as

possible just to please Allah and get the Jehovah pleasing kill-ratio

of 1:100 closer to the Allah pleasing kill-ratio of at least 10:1.

 

But no matter how hard Abdul tries to trigger the bomb to go off in

this big crowd of faithful Jews it will not go off. And so he is thrown

into a dungeon. He is condemned to death by firing-squad.

 

Standing in front of the firing-squad Abdul gets a thought that makes

him laugh. Instead of the Israelis making him a saint for performing

the miracle the bomb needed not to go off -- and thus miraculously

save dozens of faithful Jews from certain death -- the Israelis were

going to execute him just because his suicide-bomb did not go off.

 

And the more this thought made him laugh the more it made the

firing-squad laugh which made him laugh all the more which made the

firing-squad laugh ... until they had to be replaced by a more-serious

firing-squad... which only made Abdul laugh even better.

 

This was because when this more-serious firing-squad shows up the

laughter of the leaving firing-squad makes the new firing-squad start

to laugh which makes Abdul really really laugh hysterically until the

unimaginable happens.

 

The unimaginable happens when Abdul becomes one of the rare individuals

who actually LAUGHS at the Ultimate Joke before it happens -- mostly

with bullets and bombs, but in Abdul's RARE case with Laughter:

SELF-realization, GOD-Realization, Enlightenment,

THE Awakening of " there-is-no-other " : Death.

 

It is the Realization of being brain-dead (the inability to think, and

thus, for example, two gods Jehovah and Allah need a good kill-ratio

to be one-god) that allows the rare individual, like Abdul, to Laugh

at this Ultimate Joke before it happens ... SELF-realization,

GOD-Realization, Enlightenment,

The Awakening of " there-is-no-other " : Death.

 

-- Braindead

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