Guest guest Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 How to Change a Lightbulb? & Astrology Astrology Humour ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the lightbulb. CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand. LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them. VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013%. LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do? SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough.OR, thanks to one of our website visitors: None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark. SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb? CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes. AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and-- PISCES: What light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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