Guest guest Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 A Sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth extraction..............."5000 for an extraction, Sir" the dentist replied."5000!!! Have you not got anything cheaper?""That's the normal charge," said the dentist."What about if you did not use any anesthetic?""That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock 1500 off and it would be quite painful !!""What about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?""I can't guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely painful, but the price could drop to 2000"."How about if you make it a training session, and your student do the extraction with the other students watching and learning ?"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but you must understand that it's going to be very traumatic as well as really really painful, but I'll charge you 500.""Arre wah!!!, now you are talking!!!!!! It's a deal," said the Sindhi. "Can you confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Respected Bhasker ji, I am a silent member of yr group.I am seeing u first time in such good mood.May be it is because of solar eclipse and shall we wait for another 123 years. Keep it up!!! , " Bhaskar " <bhaskar_jyotish wrote: > > A Sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth > extraction............... > > " 5000 for an extraction, Sir " the dentist replied. > > " 5000!!! Have you not got anything cheaper? " > > " That's the normal charge, " said the dentist. > > " What about if you did not use any anesthetic? " > > " That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock 1500 off and it would > be quite painful !! " > > " What about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without > an anesthetic? " > > " I can't guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely > painful, but the price could drop to 2000 " . > > " How about if you make it a training session, and your student do the > extraction with the other students watching and learning ? > > " It'll be good for the students " , mulled the dentist. " but you must > understand that it's going to be very traumatic as well as really really > painful, but I'll charge you 500. " > > " Arre wah!!!, now you are talking!!!!!! It's a deal, " said the Sindhi. > " Can you confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Dear Subhash ji, The good mood came in, because there was a man due to whom I was facing lot of pain in the heart, and also subjected to committing actions which is not in my basic nature. Actions like writing against him, hitting him back, spoiling his reputation as he did mines. etc.etc. ( I basically do not like to do all this and want to stay away from this muck and base deeds and actions). This man kept quiet for last 2 months against my barrages against him, which is what made me appreciate his Silence and I sent him a mail to put a brake to this episode once and for all. Yesterday I wrote to him that please stop all this for goodness sake. Because this is not what we must be doing. He responded positively. This made me happy. I hope he genuinely means " Peace " and does not get back to his ways. It was never that I considered him as a enemy, for he too has got many good points in him, but all the same, some of his behaviour towards me was intolerable which lead to the inimicalness between us. I would never like to leave this world with hatred for anyone, and neither would like anyone to remember me with such feelings when I am no more. regards/Bhaskar. , " subhashverma95 " <subhashverma95 wrote: > > Respected Bhasker ji, > I am a silent member of yr group.I am seeing u first time in such good mood.May be it is because of solar eclipse and shall we wait for another 123 years. > Keep it up!!! > > > > > > , " Bhaskar " bhaskar_jyotish@ wrote: > > > > A Sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth > > extraction............... > > > > " 5000 for an extraction, Sir " the dentist replied. > > > > " 5000!!! Have you not got anything cheaper? " > > > > " That's the normal charge, " said the dentist. > > > > " What about if you did not use any anesthetic? " > > > > " That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock 1500 off and it would > > be quite painful !! " > > > > " What about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without > > > an anesthetic? " > > > > " I can't guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely > > painful, but the price could drop to 2000 " . > > > > " How about if you make it a training session, and your student do the > > extraction with the other students watching and learning ? > > > > " It'll be good for the students " , mulled the dentist. " but you must > > understand that it's going to be very traumatic as well as really really > > painful, but I'll charge you 500. " > > > > " Arre wah!!!, now you are talking!!!!!! It's a deal, " said the Sindhi. > > " Can you confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then? " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Chima baran ko kijiye,Chotan ko Apradh, Ka Raheem kachu ghat gayo jo Bhrigu maari laat..........--- On Thu, 23/7/09, Bhaskar <bhaskar_jyotish wrote: Bhaskar <bhaskar_jyotish Re: Sindhi Humour Date: Thursday, 23 July, 2009, 7:12 AM Dear Subhash ji,The good mood came in, because there was a man due to whom I was facinglot of pain in the heart, and also subjected to committing actions whichis not in my basic nature. Actions like writing against him, hitting himback, spoiling his reputation as he did mines. etc.etc. ( I basically donot like to do all this and want to stay away from this muck and basedeeds and actions).This man kept quiet for last 2 months against my barrages against him,which is what made me appreciate his Silence and I sent him a mail toput a brake to this episode once and for all.Yesterday I wrote to him that please stop all this for goodness sake.Because this is not what we must be doing.. He responded positively. Thismade me happy. I hope he genuinely means "Peace" and does not get backto his ways. It was never that I considered him as a enemy, for he toohas got many good points in him, but all the same, some of his behaviourtowards me was intolerable which lead to the inimicalness between us.I would never like to leave this world with hatred for anyone, andneither would like anyone to remember me with such feelings when I am nomore.regards/Bhaskar., "subhashverma95"<subhashverma95@ ...> wrote:>> Respected Bhasker ji,> I am a silent member of yr group.I am seeing u first time in such goodmood.May be it is because of solar eclipse and shall we wait for another123 years.> Keep it up!!!>>>>>> , "Bhaskar" bhaskar_jyotish@wrote:> >> > A Sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth> > extraction.. ......... ....> >> > "5000 for an extraction, Sir" the dentist replied.> >> > "5000!!! Have you not got anything cheaper?"> >> > "That's the normal charge," said the dentist.> >> > "What about if you did not use any anesthetic?"> >> > "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock 1500 off and itwould> > be quite painful !!"> >> > "What about if you used one of your dentist trainees and stillwithout>> > an anesthetic?"> >> > "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely> > painful, but the price could drop to 2000".> >> > "How about if you make it a training session, and your student dothe> > extraction with the other students watching and learning ?> >> > "It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but you must> > understand that it's going to be very traumatic as well as reallyreally> > painful, but I'll charge you 500."> >> > "Arre wah!!!, now you are talking!!!!! ! It's a deal," said theSindhi.> > "Can you confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?"> recommends that you upgrade to the new and safer Internet Explorer 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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