Guest guest Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Today's Joke: Riddles of Alphabets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a pronoun like " you " ? A: The letter " I " Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea) Q: What letter is an exclamation? A: O. (oh!) Q: What letter is looking for causes ? A: Y. (why) Q: What four letters frighten a thief? A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!) Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years? A: The letter " m " . Q: Why is the letter " T " like an island ? A: Because it is in the middle of waTer. Q: In what way can the letter " A " help a deaf lady? A: It can make " her " " hear. Q: Which is the loudest vowel? A: The letter " I " . It is always in the midst of noise Q: What way are the letter " A " and " noon " alike? A: Both of them are in the middle of the " day " . Q: Why is " U " the happiest letter? A: Because it is in the middle of " fun " . Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters? A: Alphabet = (26 letters) Q: What relatives are dependent on " you " ? A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need " U " . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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