ANALYSIS - - Profession Only Quiz!

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Dear Raj ji,

 

i too cannot stop laughing...

 

 

, " Sreenadh "

<sreesog wrote:

>

> Dear Raj ji,

> That was a real nice mail! []

> Love and regards,

> Sreenadh <Raj Upadhrasta wrote....>

> ANALYSIS - - Re: Re: Profession Only

Quiz!

> Respected Souvikji,

> Namaskar!

>

> Lord Hanuman was able to cross the Seven oceans successfully and

return

> easily.

> ...........But upon landing, he got stuck in drainage-mud-hole.

> It took all of the Vanara-Sena to pick-out him from that drainage.

>

>

> Now you tried to setup us in same thing here. Thank you for

playing with

> our minds.

>

>

> Please MAKE SURE that I am wrong. Otherwise- for using such a nasty

> practical joke; I shall borrow one of his seven Helicopters from

> Sreeramji and visit your home to dump some garbage! I live with-in

2000

> miles from you.

> Even without Helicopter, I can easily cover that distance in

morning

> walk. (Just joking!)

>

>

> ANALYSIS:

>

>

> *Outcome*

> She is a house wife!!

> AND

> She is living in foreign land.

> AND

> She is related to you!(Nimitta- I see two small birds on roof-top)

>

>

>

> *REASONS*

> (1) D1 - Saturn in 4H of D1; she sufferred problems in her

childhood &

> education due to lack of family support.

>

>

> (2) D10 -- Saturn in Lagna & Jupitor in 10H of D10; I dont think

she

> would have any real profession, especially with result of step-1.

I'm

> not implying that Jupitor burns the house where he is in...

>

>

> (3) Her Education, childhood Does not support:

> Doctor, Teacher, Medicines, Chemicals, poet, writer, professor,

Banking,

> Govt. Service

>

>

> (4) Her AGE (JUST 40) does not support:

> Head of Relegious Institute, " Matha Sri " , Politician

>

>

> (5) Her Venus influence & marital status does not support:

> Head of Relegious Institute, " Matha Sri " , Politician

>

>

> (6) Her foriegn residency does not support:

> Real Estate, Lawyer, Irrigation, finances,Business,Govt Service

>

>

> (7) She might have the following hobbies:

>

> Due to Ketu Influence:-

> a)Quite Relegious, may be learned in Vedic scriptures {Ke+Me}

> b)General Astrology,

> c)Computers/IT: Using internet,

> d)Mathematics {Ke+Me} (calculation of money)

> e)Ayurveda Medicine

> f)Teaching Kids and helping kids in home work (Ju influence)

> g)Chemicals - preparing new poisoneous Food dishes learned from

> FoodTV! channel. (Sunilji endorsed this Food Technology)

>

> *and *

>

> Due to SUN Influence:

> h)Leading the house

> i)Beating up Husband on a daily basis (Vargottama Dhanu)

>

> * and *

>

> Due to Venus:

> j) Singing for kids

> k) Singing for prayers

>

>

>

> (8) As a house-wife, she had to do some of the following (as

suggested

> by other members) on daily basis:

>

> women's welfare(rights) service (again, Beating up husband on a

daily

> basis)

>

> psychologist /researcher/ healer

>

> religious/spiritual practitioner or missionary

>

> share exchage/commision agent

>

> secret service, consultancy

>

> arts or theater personality

>

> yoga teacher

>

>

>

>

> (9) I cannot stop my laugh....

> Last but not least, But as a house-wife, this could be one of the

tasks:

>

> *Note: this is not mine, Some Other member wrote:*

>

> >>>So there is also a possiblity that she might be an

> advisor or a teacher dealing with sexual related problems

> so can be a doctor or something like that.>>>>

>

> *********************END******************************

>

>

> Raj Upadhrasta.

>