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Dear apusmagna ji, ==> Who would notice you with a limpy Vikas, and> who could google you out from the millions?<== May be you are wrong. :) I googled for "vikkas jindal astrology" and got the following two as the first two results. Result 1: ======(from: http://www.indiadivine.org/audarya/vedic astrology-jyotisha/424985-re-can-i-go-videsh-work-vikkas-16-10-a.html)=================

Respected Guruji,

My name is vikas jindal. I am a software engineer and want to go

Foregin for work.

My date of birth is 17/sep/1976, Time is 16.05 and place is delhi.

Please tell me can i go abroad in my life and when?

Thanks

Vikas Jindal=================Result 2:====== (from: http://forum.indya.com/showthread.php?t=33326) This was a reply to the ignorant Sanat Kumar Jain who blah blahs without content against astrology. ===================u are right

 

 

 

Mr. Jain,

I feel very sorry for you. Bcoz u wasted ur 35 yrs in studying

astrology. In case, U raised very important Qs. As you know abt 7

planets, sun is head and gives light to u it has leo (royal) and for us

after sun moon is second luminous planet so ur sagas give it next sign.

You raised 10 question abt astrology which we belive is divine science

and its not eazy to understand. I hope u studied math. can u answer my

following questions?

1) What is the starting point of counting? Zero or one. Plz justify ur answer.

2) Why do we say that 1+1=2 not 11?

3) Zero doesn't has any value but when we put zero at the right side of any number increased the value of that number?

I am a student of astrology and i think ur mercury hasn't any aspect of

jupiter and u have effects of malefic planets in ur ninth house.

Its good to think in new dimensions but don't write like this manner.

In mahabharta u can find abt Uranus and Neptune.

I hope when u wrote ur book u were in mahadasa of 5th house.

Advice: Buy good book and read them carefully.

Thanks,

Vikas Jindal

Astrology is not science. It is a divine science.

=================== I like this guy with Ju in 5th, an exalted mercuty in 9th and sun in own house at 8th with Capricorn lagna ans such a good sense of humor. :) Hope that I have googled it right. ;) So the point is we may not neither under estimate google or vikas. :=)==>> Be blessed you kept away from Murkhanand ji (even in name), heard that> divine gurus do not allow others to poke fun at them. They are dead> serious!! And thank God your folks fixed you in your infancy only!<== I don't think so! The 'dead serious' guys cannot be gurus and being a true guru Murkhananand can never be so - he must be poking fun at us all.. :) Whether it be god or gurus - they are and will be smiling, fun loving and life loving - it cannot be otherwise! Gurus are not 'dead' and 'serious' but a lively presence that create the surge of love in us! Hope you see the point. Love and regards,Sreenadh , "apusmagna" <apusmagna wrote:>> Hi Vikkas,> > Hope I have spelt your name right? Numerology is great BTW, heard that> Pythagoras was the its father? After 3000 years, some rediscovery to put> you guys on fast track!! Who would notice you with a limpy Vikas, and> who could google you out from the millions? You sure are a winner with> much weight added to your body. K-queen wasn’t wrong after all,> who ruled the idiots for years. (BTW what happened, does she need> another change now, any expert opinion?)> > I saw my friends coming up in new avatars overnight, thanks to the great> soul pythagoras, Krishnan became Krishnane, and Gajanan became Gajanane.> Though awestruck at the new nomenclature (the names got a western> appeal), we kept wondering how to call them out? And then there was a> Meera who became Meira and a Radha who started calling herself Raiddha?> Now who will put an ancient Radhas and Meeras on the superhighway?> > Be blessed you kept away from Murkhanand ji (even in name), heard that> divine gurus do not allow others to poke fun at them. They are dead> serious!! And thank God your folks fixed you in your infancy only!> > Best Wishes to you.>

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Dear Sreenadh Sir,

 

First of all let me thank you for digging out Vikas. I was indeed

wondering about the planetary positions for that humour. It makes sense

now! I hope we hear more from him.

 

Let me tell you Sir, my mail was a spoof and nothing serious to deserve

a point-by-point reply. Only hoped Vikas would take in the right

context. But humour has its own logic too.

 

//May be you are wrong. :) I googled for " vikkas jindal astrology " and

got the following two as the first two results.//

 

You did google for vikkas and not vikas, which is what I meant Sir. Look

for pankaj and you'll be lost in thousand pages, but google for punkajj,

and there you get him, right on top!

 

Thanks and best wishes.

Apus

 

 

 

 

 

, " Sreenadh "

<sreesog wrote:

>

> Dear apusmagna ji,

> ==>

> Who would notice you with a limpy Vikas, and

> > who could google you out from the millions?

> <==

> May be you are wrong. :) I googled for " vikkas jindal astrology "

and

> got the following two as the first two results.

> Result 1:

> ======

> (from:

>

http://www.indiadivine.org/audarya/vedic astrology-jyotisha/424985-re-ca\

\

> n-i-go-videsh-work-vikkas-16-10-a.html

>

<http://www.indiadivine.org/audarya/vedic astrology-jyotisha/424985-re-c\

\

> an-i-go-videsh-work-vikkas-16-10-a.html> )

>

> =================

> Respected Guruji,

> My name is vikas jindal. I am a software engineer and want to go

> Foregin for work.

> My date of birth is 17/sep/1976, Time is 16.05 and place is delhi.

> Please tell me can i go abroad in my life and when?

> Thanks

> Vikas Jindal

> =================

>

> Result 2:

> ======

> (from: http://forum.indya.com/showthread.php?t=33326

> <http://http://forum.indya.com/showthread.php?t=33326> )

> This was a reply to the ignorant Sanat Kumar Jain who blah blahs

> without content against astrology.

> ===================

> u are right Mr. Jain,

>

> I feel very sorry for you. Bcoz u wasted ur 35 yrs in studying

> astrology. In case, U raised very important Qs. As you know abt 7

> planets, sun is head and gives light to u it has leo (royal) and for

us

> after sun moon is second luminous planet so ur sagas give it next

sign.

> You raised 10 question abt astrology which we belive is divine science

> and its not eazy to understand. I hope u studied math. can u answer my

> following questions?

>

> 1) What is the starting point of counting? Zero or one. Plz justify ur

> answer.

> 2) Why do we say that 1+1=2 not 11?

> 3) Zero doesn't has any value but when we put zero at the right side

of

> any number increased the value of that number?

>

> I am a student of astrology and i think ur mercury hasn't any aspect

of

> jupiter and u have effects of malefic planets in ur ninth house.

>

> Its good to think in new dimensions but don't write like this manner.

>

> In mahabharta u can find abt Uranus and Neptune.

>

> I hope when u wrote ur book u were in mahadasa of 5th house.

>

> Advice: Buy good book and read them carefully.

>

> Thanks,

> Vikas Jindal

> Astrology is not science. It is a divine science.

> ===================

> I like this guy with Ju in 5th, an exalted mercuty in 9th and sun

in

> own house at 8th with Capricorn lagna ans such a good sense of humor.

:)

> Hope that I have googled it right. ;) So the point is we may not

neither

> under estimate google or vikas. :=)

> ==>

> > Be blessed you kept away from Murkhanand ji (even in name), heard

that

> > divine gurus do not allow others to poke fun at them. They are dead

> > serious!! And thank God your folks fixed you in your infancy only!

> <==

> I don't think so! The 'dead serious' guys cannot be gurus and being

a

> true guru Murkhananand can never be so - he must be poking fun at us

> all.. :) Whether it be god or gurus - they are and will be smiling,

fun

> loving and life loving - it cannot be otherwise! Gurus are not 'dead'

> and 'serious' but a lively presence that create the surge of love in

us!

> Hope you see the point.

> Love and regards,

> Sreenadh

>

> , " apusmagna "

> apusmagna@ wrote:

> >

> > Hi Vikkas,

> >

> > Hope I have spelt your name right? Numerology is great BTW, heard

that

> > Pythagoras was the its father? After 3000 years, some rediscovery to

> put

> > you guys on fast track!! Who would notice you with a limpy Vikas,

and

> > who could google you out from the millions? You sure are a winner

with

> > much weight added to your body. K-queen wasn’t wrong after

all,

> > who ruled the idiots for years. (BTW what happened, does she need

> > another change now, any expert opinion?)

> >

> > I saw my friends coming up in new avatars overnight, thanks to the

> great

> > soul pythagoras, Krishnan became Krishnane, and Gajanan became

> Gajanane.

> > Though awestruck at the new nomenclature (the names got a western

> > appeal), we kept wondering how to call them out? And then there was

a

> > Meera who became Meira and a Radha who started calling herself

> Raiddha?

> > Now who will put an ancient Radhas and Meeras on the superhighway?

> >

> > Be blessed you kept away from Murkhanand ji (even in name), heard

that

> > divine gurus do not allow others to poke fun at them. They are dead

> > serious!! And thank God your folks fixed you in your infancy only!

> >

> > Best Wishes to you.

> >

>

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