Guest guest Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 A little astro humor for everyone..A friend had sent this to me so please take it in the right spirit and enjoy it!!Sun Sign Prayers!!ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."GEMINI: "Hi God...(or is it Goddess?)......What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."LEO: "Hi, Papa! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!":-)VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bast***s don't deserve it."SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, Let's have a party!"PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."Regards,Vidya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Dear Vidyaji, Inteersting. But actually it is not humour but fun learning. All characteristics are defined properly. regds Dev , " Vidya " <vidyakmr wrote: > > > A little astro humor for everyone..A friend had sent this to me so > please take it in the right spirit and enjoy it!! > > Sun Sign Prayers!! > > ARIES: " Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW! " > > TAURUS: " Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT > YET. " > > GEMINI: " Hi God...(or is it Goddess?)......What are you?.....Where are > You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out! " > > CANCER: " Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but > you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the > cleaners. " > > LEO: " Hi, Papa! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your > kid! " :-) > > VIRGO: " Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw > it up like you did the last time. " > > LIBRA: " Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the > other hand, what do YOU think? " > > SCORPIO: " Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bast***s > don't deserve it. " > > SAGITTARIUS: " OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, > OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A > THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!! " > > CAPRICORN: " Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to > figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway. " > > AQUARIUS: " Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say > we're ALL God. So, Let's have a party! " > > PISCES: " Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of > Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy > greater Honor and Glory. " > > Regards, > Vidya > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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