Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song of Mohammed Rafi, "Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono" (come lets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a couplet, "woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat mod dekar chorna achha" (the matter which cannot be concluded satisfactorily should be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the translation is satisfactory). Manoj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Thank You Mouji Bhai. Yes I withdraw... I also remember one more song in this sandarbh. " Kuch toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna, chodo bekaar ki baaton ko, kahin beet na jaaye raina " . I will not translate the above. . All Indians are expected to know this much hindi. Bhaskar... , Manoj Kumar <mouji99 wrote: > > I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song of Mohammed Rafi, " Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono " (come lets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a couplet, " woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat mod dekar chorna achha " (the matter which cannot be concluded satisfactorily should be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the translation is satisfactory). > > Manoj > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Joke to top it all. A much married man ( divorced too ) was hell bent on remarrying and was earnestly searching for the right candidate. His concerned friends asked him if it was wise for him to continue with it after so many tries. The ever optimist friend explained that now he had a fool proof formula to ensure the success of his marriage. He was looking out for a bride from an absolutely different lingusitic background ! Diverse languages are good sometimes.Chiranjiv Mehta--- On Thu, 1/4/10, Bhaskar <bhaskar_jyotish wrote: Bhaskar <bhaskar_jyotish Re: Re : Language. Date: Thursday, 1 April, 2010, 3:13 PM Thank You Mouji Bhai. Yes I withdraw...I also remember one more song in this sandarbh." Kuch toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna, chodo bekaar ki baatonko, kahin beet na jaaye raina".I will not translate the above. . All Indians are expected to know thismuch hindi.Bhaskar...ancient_indian_ astrology, Manoj Kumar<mouji99 > wrote:>> I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song ofMohammed Rafi, "Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono" (comelets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a couplet,"woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat moddekar chorna achha" (the matter which cannot be concluded satisfactorilyshould be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the translation issatisfactory) .>> Manoj> Your Mail works best with the New Optimized IE8. Get it NOW!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all) , chiranjiv mehta <vchiranjiv wrote: > > Joke to top it all. >  > A much married man ( divorced too ) was hell bent on remarrying and was earnestly searching for the right candidate. > His concerned friends asked him if it was wise for him to continue with it after so many tries. > The ever optimist friend explained that now he had a fool proof formula to ensure the success of his marriage. He was looking out for a bride from an absolutely different lingusitic background ! > Diverse languages are good sometimes. > > Chiranjiv Mehta > > > --- On Thu, 1/4/10, Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish wrote: > > > Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish > Re: Re : Language. > > Thursday, 1 April, 2010, 3:13 PM > > >  > > > > > Thank You Mouji Bhai. Yes I withdraw... > > I also remember one more song in this sandarbh. > > " Kuch toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna, chodo bekaar ki baaton > ko, kahin beet na jaaye raina " . > > I will not translate the above. . All Indians are expected to know this > much hindi. > > Bhaskar... > > ancient_indian_ astrology, Manoj Kumar > mouji99@ > wrote: > > > > I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song of > Mohammed Rafi, " Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono " (come > lets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a couplet, > " woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat mod > dekar chorna achha " (the matter which cannot be concluded satisfactorily > should be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the translation is > satisfactory) . > > > > Manoj > > > > > Your Mail works best with the New Optimized IE8. Get it NOW! http://downloads./in/internetexplorer/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 One punjabi goes to a restaurent in UK and forgets the english word for Chicken. Waiter asks, "what will you like to have sir" punju replies, "mother of egg". Mouji Bhaskar <bhaskar_jyotish Sent: Thu, April 1, 2010 7:50:19 PM Re: Re : Language. Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English muffins were not invented in EnglandFrench fries were not invented in France.We sometimes take English for grantedBut if we examine its paradoxes we find thatQuicksand takes you down slowlyBoxing rings are squareAnd a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.If the plural of tooth is teethShouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beethIf the teacher taught,Why didn't the preacher praught.If a vegetarian eats vegetablesWhat the heck does a humanitarian eat!?Why do people recite at a playYet play at a recital?Park on driveways andDrive on parkwaysYou have to marvel at the unique lunacyOf a language where a house can burn up asIt burns downAnd in which you fill in a formBy filling it outAnd a bell is only heard once it goes!English was invented by people, not computersAnd it reflects the creativity of the human race(Which of course isn't a race at all)ancient_indian_ astrology, chiranjiv mehta<vchiranjiv@ ...> wrote:>> Joke to top it all.> Â> A much married man ( divorced too ) was hell bent on remarrying andwas earnestly searching for the right candidate.> His concerned friends asked him if it was wise for him to continuewith it after so many tries.> The ever optimist friend explained that now he had a fool proofformula to ensure the success of his marriage. He was looking out for abride from an absolutely different lingusitic background !> Diverse languages are good sometimes.>> Chiranjiv Mehta>>> --- On Thu, 1/4/10, Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ ... wrote:>>> Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ ...> [ancient_indian_ astrology] Re: Re : Language.> ancient_indian_ astrology> Thursday, 1 April, 2010, 3:13 PM>>> Â>>>>> Thank You Mouji Bhai. Yes I withdraw...>> I also remember one more song in this sandarbh.>> " Kuch toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna, chodo bekaar kibaaton> ko, kahin beet na jaaye raina".>> I will not translate the above. . All Indians are expected to knowthis> much hindi.>> Bhaskar...>> ancient_indian_ astrology, Manoj Kumar> mouji99@ > wrote:> >> > I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song of> Mohammed Rafi, "Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono"(come> lets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a couplet,> "woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat mod> dekar chorna achha" (the matter which cannot be concludedsatisfactorily> should be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the translation is> satisfactory) .> >> > Manoj> >>>>>>>>>>> Your Mail works best with the New Optimized IE8. Get it NOW!http://downloads. / in/internetexplo rer/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 This can only come from a Bosco-ite. Way to go Sir! This was really funny! , " Bhaskar " <bhaskar_jyotish wrote: > > Let's face it > English is a stupid language. > There is no egg in the eggplant > No ham in the hamburger > And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. > English muffins were not invented in England > French fries were not invented in France. > > We sometimes take English for granted > But if we examine its paradoxes we find that > Quicksand takes you down slowly > Boxing rings are square > And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. > > If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. > If the plural of tooth is teeth > Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth > If the teacher taught, > Why didn't the preacher praught. > > If a vegetarian eats vegetables > What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? > Why do people recite at a play > Yet play at a recital? > Park on driveways and > Drive on parkways > > You have to marvel at the unique lunacy > Of a language where a house can burn up as > It burns down > And in which you fill in a form > By filling it out > And a bell is only heard once it goes! > > English was invented by people, not computers > And it reflects the creativity of the human race > (Which of course isn't a race at all) > > > , chiranjiv mehta > <vchiranjiv@> wrote: > > > > Joke to top it all. > >  > > A much married man ( divorced too ) was hell bent on remarrying and > was earnestly searching for the right candidate. > > His concerned friends asked him if it was wise for him to continue > with it after so many tries. > > The ever optimist friend explained that now he had a fool proof > formula to ensure the success of his marriage. He was looking out for a > bride from an absolutely different lingusitic background ! > > Diverse languages are good sometimes. > > > > Chiranjiv Mehta > > > > > > --- On Thu, 1/4/10, Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ wrote: > > > > > > Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ > > Re: Re : Language. > > > > Thursday, 1 April, 2010, 3:13 PM > > > > > >  > > > > > > > > > > Thank You Mouji Bhai. Yes I withdraw... > > > > I also remember one more song in this sandarbh. > > > > " Kuch toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna, chodo bekaar ki > baaton > > ko, kahin beet na jaaye raina " . > > > > I will not translate the above. . All Indians are expected to know > this > > much hindi. > > > > Bhaskar... > > > > ancient_indian_ astrology, Manoj Kumar > > mouji99@ > wrote: > > > > > > I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song of > > Mohammed Rafi, " Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono " > (come > > lets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a couplet, > > " woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat mod > > dekar chorna achha " (the matter which cannot be concluded > satisfactorily > > should be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the translation is > > satisfactory) . > > > > > > Manoj > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your Mail works best with the New Optimized IE8. Get it NOW! > http://downloads./in/internetexplorer/ > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Hey Satya Bhama ji, How do you know I am a Bosco- ite ? And can I know more about You...? rgrds/Bhaskar. , " Satya " <satyabhama_gupta_1980 wrote: > > This can only come from a Bosco-ite. Way to go Sir! This was really funny! > > , " Bhaskar " bhaskar_jyotish@ wrote: > > > > Let's face it > > English is a stupid language. > > There is no egg in the eggplant > > No ham in the hamburger > > And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. > > English muffins were not invented in England > > French fries were not invented in France. > > > > We sometimes take English for granted > > But if we examine its paradoxes we find that > > Quicksand takes you down slowly > > Boxing rings are square > > And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. > > > > If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. > > If the plural of tooth is teeth > > Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth > > If the teacher taught, > > Why didn't the preacher praught. > > > > If a vegetarian eats vegetables > > What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? > > Why do people recite at a play > > Yet play at a recital? > > Park on driveways and > > Drive on parkways > > > > You have to marvel at the unique lunacy > > Of a language where a house can burn up as > > It burns down > > And in which you fill in a form > > By filling it out > > And a bell is only heard once it goes! > > > > English was invented by people, not computers > > And it reflects the creativity of the human race > > (Which of course isn't a race at all) > > > > > > , chiranjiv mehta > > <vchiranjiv@> wrote: > > > > > > Joke to top it all. > > >  > > > A much married man ( divorced too ) was hell bent on remarrying and > > was earnestly searching for the right candidate. > > > His concerned friends asked him if it was wise for him to continue > > with it after so many tries. > > > The ever optimist friend explained that now he had a fool proof > > formula to ensure the success of his marriage. He was looking out for a > > bride from an absolutely different lingusitic background ! > > > Diverse languages are good sometimes. > > > > > > Chiranjiv Mehta > > > > > > > > > --- On Thu, 1/4/10, Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ > > > Re: Re : Language. > > > > > > Thursday, 1 April, 2010, 3:13 PM > > > > > > > > >  > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thank You Mouji Bhai. Yes I withdraw... > > > > > > I also remember one more song in this sandarbh. > > > > > > " Kuch toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna, chodo bekaar ki > > baaton > > > ko, kahin beet na jaaye raina " . > > > > > > I will not translate the above. . All Indians are expected to know > > this > > > much hindi. > > > > > > Bhaskar... > > > > > > ancient_indian_ astrology, Manoj Kumar > > > mouji99@ > wrote: > > > > > > > > I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song of > > > Mohammed Rafi, " Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono " > > (come > > > lets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a couplet, > > > " woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat mod > > > dekar chorna achha " (the matter which cannot be concluded > > satisfactorily > > > should be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the translation is > > > satisfactory) . > > > > > > > > Manoj > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your Mail works best with the New Optimized IE8. Get it NOW! > > http://downloads./in/internetexplorer/ > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Dear Bhaskar ji, Msg# 22191 /message/22191 Msg# 19553 /message/19553 Your mails are well-read , " Bhaskar " <bhaskar_jyotish wrote: > > > Hey Satya Bhama ji, > > How do you know I am a Bosco- ite ? > > And can I know more about You...? > > rgrds/Bhaskar. > > > > > , " Satya " > <satyabhama_gupta_1980@> wrote: > > > > This can only come from a Bosco-ite. Way to go Sir! This was really > funny! > > > > , " Bhaskar " > bhaskar_jyotish@ wrote: > > > > > > Let's face it > > > English is a stupid language. > > > There is no egg in the eggplant > > > No ham in the hamburger > > > And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. > > > English muffins were not invented in England > > > French fries were not invented in France. > > > > > > We sometimes take English for granted > > > But if we examine its paradoxes we find that > > > Quicksand takes you down slowly > > > Boxing rings are square > > > And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. > > > > > > If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. > > > If the plural of tooth is teeth > > > Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth > > > If the teacher taught, > > > Why didn't the preacher praught. > > > > > > If a vegetarian eats vegetables > > > What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? > > > Why do people recite at a play > > > Yet play at a recital? > > > Park on driveways and > > > Drive on parkways > > > > > > You have to marvel at the unique lunacy > > > Of a language where a house can burn up as > > > It burns down > > > And in which you fill in a form > > > By filling it out > > > And a bell is only heard once it goes! > > > > > > English was invented by people, not computers > > > And it reflects the creativity of the human race > > > (Which of course isn't a race at all) > > > > > > > > > , chiranjiv mehta > > > <vchiranjiv@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Joke to top it all. > > > >  > > > > A much married man ( divorced too ) was hell bent on remarrying > and > > > was earnestly searching for the right candidate. > > > > His concerned friends asked him if it was wise for him to continue > > > with it after so many tries. > > > > The ever optimist friend explained that now he had a fool proof > > > formula to ensure the success of his marriage. He was looking out > for a > > > bride from an absolutely different lingusitic background ! > > > > Diverse languages are good sometimes. > > > > > > > > Chiranjiv Mehta > > > > > > > > > > > > --- On Thu, 1/4/10, Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Bhaskar bhaskar_jyotish@ > > > > Re: Re : Language. > > > > > > > > Thursday, 1 April, 2010, 3:13 PM > > > > > > > > > > > >  > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thank You Mouji Bhai. Yes I withdraw... > > > > > > > > I also remember one more song in this sandarbh. > > > > > > > > " Kuch toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna, chodo bekaar ki > > > baaton > > > > ko, kahin beet na jaaye raina " . > > > > > > > > I will not translate the above. . All Indians are expected to know > > > this > > > > much hindi. > > > > > > > > Bhaskar... > > > > > > > > ancient_indian_ astrology, Manoj Kumar > > > > mouji99@ > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > I think we can end this endless debate. There is a famous song > of > > > > Mohammed Rafi, " Chalo ek baar phir se, Ajnabi ban jayen hum dono " > > > (come > > > > lets become strangers once more) and in that song there is a > couplet, > > > > " woh afsaana jise anjam tak lana na ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat > mod > > > > dekar chorna achha " (the matter which cannot be concluded > > > satisfactorily > > > > should be left by giving it a beautiful turn - hope the > translation is > > > > satisfactory) . > > > > > > > > > > Manoj > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your Mail works best with the New Optimized IE8. Get it NOW! > > > http://downloads./in/internetexplorer/ > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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