Vedantic Humour

[Guest guest]

Three yogis, a jnana yogi, a astanga yogi, and a bhakti yogi, were

together in a car crash and all were killed. Poof! They all appeared

together at the Feet of Bhagavan.

 

First God asked the jnan-yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The jnani

replied, " I believe in your formless Brahman - so-aham! " God said,

" Good, come sit on my side "

 

Then God said to the bhakti yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The Bhakta

replied, " I belive in Your eternal service in Nitya-lila Vaikuntha! "

God said, " Good, come sit on my other side! "

 

Then God said to the astanga yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The

astanga yogi replied, " I believe you are sitting on my throne. "

 

Joking! joking!!

[Guest guest]

Can an astrology two gem remedies serve a single function? Like, what do you

think of an engagement ring for marriage with an emerald and some diamonds? Can

they be worn on the left hand of the woman to make for a nice happy married

life?

 

Ash

 

 

 

 

 

 

Richard Shaw-Brown <rsbj66

vedic astrology

Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:38:37 AM

[vedic astrology] Vedantic Humour

 

 

Three yogis, a jnana yogi, a astanga yogi, and a bhakti yogi, were

together in a car crash and all were killed. Poof! They all appeared

together at the Feet of Bhagavan.

 

First God asked the jnan-yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The jnani

replied, " I believe in your formless Brahman - so-aham! " God said,

" Good, come sit on my side "

 

Then God said to the bhakti yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The Bhakta

replied, " I belive in Your eternal service in Nitya-lila Vaikuntha! "

God said, " Good, come sit on my other side! "

 

Then God said to the astanga yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The

astanga yogi replied, " I believe you are sitting on my throne. "

 

Joking! joking!!