Guest guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 You Might Be A Kundalini Yoga Teacher If: (By Sunderta Kaur) „« Every time you become ill your classmates tell you that you¡¦re clearing out old patterns! „« Your neighbor passes gas and you remain neutral! „« Waking up at 4:30am means you¡¦ve overslept! „« One morning you wake up and there¡¦s no hot water for your shower and you¡¦re unphased by this! „« Your corner store has started carrying something called mung beans at your request! „« It¡¦s long after Labor Day and you¡¦re still wearing white! „« Your alarm clock doesn¡¦t go off and you still wake up at 3:00am! „« 8 hours of sleep is the average amount you get (over 48 hours)! „« You can explain to your friends the technology behind tucking your heel into your perineum and sitting on it for 21 minutes! „« Breath of Fire is no longer what you get when you eat lots of garlic! „« A real problem consists of not being able to find your head covering! „« Your kids begin to whine, ¡§Can we listen to music in OUR language?¡¨ „« Electronics mysteriously begin crashing in your presence! „« You¡¦ve covered your desk and all of the tables in your office with white sheets! „« You begin to find it uncomfortable to have to sit in a chair! „« You find sitting with your heel stuffed into your perineum, however, to be really quite nice! „« You view your calendar in 40 day increments! „« A drunk guy on the street asks you for some change and instead you give him a numerology reading! „« You spend your summer vacation meditating in the desert for 8 hours a day. „« Soup! It¡¦s what¡¦s for breakfast! „« You find yourself having conversations about how much your elimination has changed! „« You¡¦ve replaced the family photos on your desk at work with Yogi Bhajan¡¦s tratakum picture! „« You¡¦re not depressed, your tamasic! „« Your friends call you for support and you give them a meditation to do! „« You¡¦re actually beginning to kind of enjoy stretch pose! „« While in line at the cafeteria you invite everyone to join you in chanting 3 long Sat Nams! „« Tofu! The other white meat! „« You¡¦ve remodeled your bathroom so that you can squat when you use the toilet! „« You¡¦ve never really liked tea very much but you now have 17 boxes of it! „« You no longer think Cardamom is British for Mother¡¦s Day Card! „« You write in your Mother¡¦s Day card to your Mother, ¡§Thanks for pulling my soul out of Akal Purkh¡¨! „« You sign your Mother¡¦s Day card to your Mother with a name that she did not give you, nor is she able to pronounce it! „« For the first time in your life you¡¦ve allowed your male partner to win an argument! „« You refuse to eat lamb, but own 3 sheep skins! „« Your child asks you, ¡§What does mul bandh mean?¡¨ „« You¡¦ve grounded your 10 year old for trading his mung beans and rice for another kid¡¦s Lunchables at school! „« You have a fender bender in the parking lot of the grocery store and when the police officer asks you what caused it you tell him you¡¦re on day 39 of your kriya! „« When you tell the police officer that you¡¦re on day 39 of your kriya he asks if you need some feminine hygiene products! „« You¡¦re charged with a DWI for Driving While Infinite! „« You chant the Baba Siri Chand mantras for the bully in your kid¡¦s kindergarten class! „« Your kid is suspended from school for pretending to be Guru Gobind Singh and reenacting Baisaki Day! „« They¡¦ve eliminated your position at work. But they¡¦ve offered you a new position that they created just for you at twice the pay. But you¡¦ve turned it down to start a competing company instead and are now making 10 times your former salary! If one or more of the criteria fit you don¡¦t worry, your life is changing very rapidly for the better and many good things are coming your way. None of these things mean anything bad about you. They simply mean that you are a Kundalini Yoga Teacher. Sat Nam and Wahe Guru! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Sat Nam Sunderta Kaur, That is a great post, I laughed and laughed, I am not a teacher, but that is really funny. It was - just what is needed. More laughter! lol Blessings, Sat Avtar Kaur http://www.kundaliniyogainfocntr.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Wahe Guru Sunderta Kaur- I am a teacher - and I laughed out loud at that post!!! There ought to be a poster made with pictures of everyone at Summer Solstice and all those statements all around them! What a great gift - to laugh and smile first thing in the morning with another teacher's wisdom! Thank you! Sat Nam - Guru Jiwan Kaur Corrales, New Mexico "By truth you produce happiness, by truth you produce prosperity, by truth you produce opportunity, by truth you have everything you need." ~Yogi Bhajan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Yes! Yes! Please turn this into a nice poster or even a simple PDF for printing and framing! I loved it and laughed as well. -Theresa Kundalini-Yoga , " Sunderta Kaur " <grateful2day wrote: > > > You Might Be A Kundalini Yoga Teacher If: > (By Sunderta Kaur) > > „« Every time you become ill your classmates tell you that you¡¦re clearing out old patterns! > > „« Your neighbor passes gas and you remain neutral! > > „« Waking up at 4:30am means you¡¦ve overslept! > > „« One morning you wake up and there¡¦s no hot water for your shower and you¡¦re unphased by this! > > „« Your corner store has started carrying something called mung beans at your request! > > „« It¡¦s long after Labor Day and you¡¦re still wearing white! > > „« Your alarm clock doesn¡¦t go off and you still wake up at 3:00am! > „« 8 hours of sleep is the average amount you get (over 48 hours)! > > „« You can explain to your friends the technology behind tucking your heel into your perineum and sitting on it for 21 minutes! > > „« Breath of Fire is no longer what you get when you eat lots of garlic! > > „« A real problem consists of not being able to find your head covering! > > „« Your kids begin to whine, ¡§Can we listen to music in OUR language?¡¨ > > „« Electronics mysteriously begin crashing in your presence! > > „« You¡¦ve covered your desk and all of the tables in your office with white sheets! > > „« You begin to find it uncomfortable to have to sit in a chair! > > „« You find sitting with your heel stuffed into your perineum, however, to be really quite nice! > > „« You view your calendar in 40 day increments! > > „« A drunk guy on the street asks you for some change and instead you give him a numerology reading! > > „« You spend your summer vacation meditating in the desert for 8 hours a day. > > „« Soup! It¡¦s what¡¦s for breakfast! > > „« You find yourself having conversations about how much your elimination has changed! > > „« You¡¦ve replaced the family photos on your desk at work with Yogi Bhajan¡¦s tratakum picture! > > „« You¡¦re not depressed, your tamasic! > > „« Your friends call you for support and you give them a meditation to do! > > „« You¡¦re actually beginning to kind of enjoy stretch pose! > > „« While in line at the cafeteria you invite everyone to join you in chanting 3 long Sat Nams! > > „« Tofu! The other white meat! > > „« You¡¦ve remodeled your bathroom so that you can squat when you use the toilet! > > „« You¡¦ve never really liked tea very much but you now have 17 boxes of it! > > „« You no longer think Cardamom is British for Mother¡¦s Day Card! > > „« You write in your Mother¡¦s Day card to your Mother, ¡§Thanks for pulling my soul out of Akal Purkh¡¨! > > „« You sign your Mother¡¦s Day card to your Mother with a name that she did not give you, nor is she able to pronounce it! > > „« For the first time in your life you¡¦ve allowed your male partner to win an argument! > > „« You refuse to eat lamb, but own 3 sheep skins! > > „« Your child asks you, ¡§What does mul bandh mean?¡¨ > > „« You¡¦ve grounded your 10 year old for trading his mung beans and rice for another kid¡¦s Lunchables at school! > > „« You have a fender bender in the parking lot of the grocery store and when the police officer asks you what caused it you tell him you¡¦re on day 39 of your kriya! > > „« When you tell the police officer that you¡¦re on day 39 of your kriya he asks if you need some feminine hygiene products! > > „« You¡¦re charged with a DWI for Driving While Infinite! > > „« You chant the Baba Siri Chand mantras for the bully in your kid¡¦s kindergarten class! > > „« Your kid is suspended from school for pretending to be Guru Gobind Singh and reenacting Baisaki Day! > > „« They¡¦ve eliminated your position at work. But they¡¦ve offered you a new position that they created just for you at twice the pay. But you¡¦ve turned it down to start a competing company instead and are now making 10 times your former salary! > > If one or more of the criteria fit you don¡¦t worry, your life is changing very rapidly for the better and many good things are coming your way. None of these things mean anything bad about you. They simply mean that you are a Kundalini Yoga Teacher. Sat Nam and Wahe Guru! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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