One Yoga Class you will want to avoid (like Kanye West)

[Guest guest]

Sat Nam,

 

I have some bad news. Unfortunately yours truly, the mouth, the noise maker, the

challenger, the ego, is now teaching a regular 1 hour class every Friday at

12:30pm at the ALIGNMENT CENTER in Midtown NYC.

 

Yes... Trust me, this is one class you will want to avoid. Get as far away from

NYC as possible, and if you value your health, do not show up with $15 (for 2

classes introductory) at 12:30pm at the ALIGNMENT CENTER on 120 W. 28th St

(between 6th and 7th aves - near the 1 train or N,R, trains).

 

This month, we are going to do sets on PROSPERITY, which means if you value your

finances, you will avoid this class like a Wall Street Mortgage Broker.

 

And the concepts change every month, so if you finances are already a disaster

like mine are, I'm sure there's something else I'll be able to mess up for you

the following month.

 

I definitely don't want to haul yoga mats to this universally accepting

spiritual center, so if you kindly would forget to RSVP at the official FACEBOOK

event page (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=165376738857) then I won't

have to trudge one along for you. Phew. DEFINITELY don't bring your own mat.

 

Certainly, and without question, DO NOT go poking around my Facebook page (at:

http://www.facebook.com/filip.stoj) to see what else I have to offer this month.

You'll regret it.

 

So, whatever you do, don't bring your shining, beautiful presence to this class.

We don't want you to influence or radiate any positive feelings or blessings

into the nice cozy vibe of negativity we already have going.

 

Thank You and Sat Nam,

Fateh Singh

 

Again, DO NOT RSVP or call these contact numbers:

fatehsinghyoga

917-992-7330

 

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[Guest guest]

Very funny, Fateh Singh. I seem to recall that if you tell yourself to remember

something, you will likely forget it.... but if you tell yourself to forget

something, the thought will absolutely hound you. I am trying to resist the urge

to look at your facebook page, but it is impossible. Good luck with your new

venture; it is bound to be a hoot!