Amazing ideas and time some people got to think of this!!

June 20, 2004

Newton's Method:Let, the lion catch you. For every action there isequal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion Einstein Method:Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Dueto higher relative velocity, the lion will also runfaster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. Schrodinger Method:At any given moment, there is a positive probabilitythat lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sitdown and

wait.-------------------------------! -- Inverse Transformation Method:We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse transformation with respect tolion. Lion is in and we are out.Thermodynamic Procedure:We construct a semi-permeable membrane, which allowseverything to pass it except lions. Then sweep theentire forest with it.Integration Differential Method:Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lionis some where in the result. So differentiate the resultPARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion Software Engineer Method:Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proventhat its

a Lion. If anyone comes back with issuestell that you will upgrade it to Lion. Indian Police Method:Catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that! its a Lion.GOT FRUSTRATED ???Now lets kill the lion... Rajnikanth Method :Keep warning the lion that u may come and attackanytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon infear itself.Ramarajan Method :Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lionwill die notwithstanding that heavy weight.Jayalalitha Method:Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM

andkill it, while it's sleeping ! Manirathnam Method (director):Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put thelion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears.The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide. Karan Johar Method (director):Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lionessfall in love with each other. Send another lioness into the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the firstlioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lionessloves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. Youdon't understand right. ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):Take the lion to Australia or Switzerland and'Shoot'(kill) him in a good scenic location. Govinda method:Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.Rahul dravid method:Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls andscore 1 run. Menaka Gandhi method:save the lion from a danger and feed him with somevegetables continuously.------------------------------! --- George bush method:Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him

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