Fwd: [kv1_pondy] The Numbet 11

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First we mourn,

then we go to war,

and then we find our sense of humor

 

If you have read the e-mail going around about the number " 11 " for

the past few years, you will love David's response to it. I don't

know who David is, but his response is funny!

 

Original Letter:

 

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4= 11.

After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.

119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11.

Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11. The

first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11.

I Have More...State of New York -- The 11th State added to the Union,

New York City - 11 Letters, Afghanistan - 11 Letters, The Pentagon -

11 Letters, Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11, Flight 77 - 65 on

board - 6 + 5 = 11

 

David's response:

 

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the

name " David Pawson! " I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few

weeks. Wait a sec ... just realized " YOU CAN'T HIDE " also has 11

letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me!

ME! I can't believe it!

 

Oh Crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!

But no ... " PLANET EARTH " has 11 letters, too!

 

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11

letters in " NOSTRADAMUS. "

 

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in " THE

RED CROSS, " can't trust them.

 

I would rely on self defense, but " SELF DEFENSE " has 11 letters in it

too!

 

Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... " SEND ME

EMAIL " has 11 letters...Will this never end? I'm going insane! " GOING

INSANE??? " Eleven letters! Nooooooooooo! I guess I'll die alone, even

though " I'LL DIE ALONE " has 11 letters.....

 

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence

Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11