Guest guest Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Ever wondered why God never received a permanent job at a good University? The reasons:1.He had only one major publication and it had no references.2.Some people doubted that He wrote it Himself.3.He expelled his first two students for learning. 4.When one particular experiment went wrong,He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.5.He rarely appeared in class,usually just telling students to read the book.6.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on mountaintop. 7.Although there were only ten requirements,the great majority of students could never pass His tests.8.It may be true that He created the world,but what has He done since then? Yogacharya Dr.Ananda Balayogi Bhavanani Chairman : Yoganjali Natyalayam and ICYER Hon General Secretary, Pondicherry Yogasana Association 25, 2nd Cross,Iyyanar Nagar, Pondicherry, South India-605 013 Tel: +91-413 - 2622902 / +91-413 -3203314/+91-413 -2241561 Website: www.icyer.com www.geocities.com/yognat2001/ananda Sponsored Link Degrees for employed people - in as fast as 1 year. A.S. / Bachelors / Masters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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