Guest guest Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Hilarious! Prakash C. Malshe B-73 Shivalik Nagar BHEL, Hardwar 249 403 (Uttarakhand) INDIA Tel Res. 9219403308 Clinic 01334-228160Mobile +919412073252 website http://www.prakashmalshe.com-a.googlepages.com/--- On Thu, 7/16/09, Yogacharya Dr.Ananda Bhavanani <yognat wrote:Yogacharya Dr.Ananda Bhavanani <yognat Why Indians get re-incarnated: Date: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 2:21 PM this is a really good one for it hits us right where we are!! Why Indians get re-incarnated: The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep sitting down on the steps midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!' The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.' Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn! Hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?' Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.' Satan says, 'Hold on again. Hell! I need to check on something.' After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now, what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' Satan says, I don't believe this! Hold on.' This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes... He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Damn Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a free telephone connection between heaven and hell.... I am having a hell of a time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to barbecue tandoori chicken on the fire! Totally frustrated, Satan pleaded, "Please tell God to send them back to earth as soon as they arrive as re-incarnation cases!" And then there was Re-Incarnation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 One thing in the story was a surprise to me. Angel Gabreal, heaven and hell, is known in Hindu religion also. Thanks and regards, Syed Ajaz Ahmed From: malshe_prakashDate: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:43:37 -0700 Hilarious! Why Indians get re-incarnated: Hilarious! Prakash C. Malshe B-73 Shivalik Nagar BHEL, Hardwar 249 403 (Uttarakhand) INDIA Tel Res. 9219403308 Clinic 01334-228160Mobile +919412073252 website http://www.prakashmalshe.com-a.googlepages.com/--- On Thu, 7/16/09, Yogacharya Dr.Ananda Bhavanani <yognat > wrote: Yogacharya Dr.Ananda Bhavanani <yognat > Why Indians get re-incarnated: Date: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 2:21 PM this is a really good one for it hits us right where we are!! Why Indians get re-incarnated:The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep sitting down on the steps midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!'The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn! Hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'Satan says, 'Hold on again. Hell! I need to check on something.'After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now, what was the question?'Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'Satan says, I don't believe this! Hold on.'This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes... He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Damn Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a free telephone connection between heaven and hell.... I am having a hell of a time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to barbecue tandoori chicken on the fire! Totally frustrated, Satan pleaded, "Please tell God to send them back to earth as soon as they arrive as re-incarnation cases!" And then there was Re-Incarnation check out the rest of the Windows Live™. More than mail–Windows Live™ goes way beyond your inbox. More than messages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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