Guest guest Posted July 5, 2000 Report Share Posted July 5, 2000 > " Dharitree Hota " <reetuh >CC: szeenat, Sambit_dash, deboo, >paradkar, g_alka, aasn25, >dasbb, devina121, divya121, >duffy121, mtendolkar, jyoti_mishra, >kadambari_mishra, mamta_mishra, mkitchen, >rcsaurabhjee, npasumar, nitugupta, >roopa-rajendran, shu0920, srini.varma, >sujasundar, SwapnaK, tasheikh, >isingarias, V.Kapoor >Wed, 05 Jul 2000 14:19:31 GMT > >BILL GATES in HELL!!! >> Sat, 1 Jul 2000 06:00:33 +0530 >> >===================================================================== >> >> Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory >being >> sized up by God... >> " Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure >> whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously >> helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the >> world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. >> I'm going to do something I've never done before. >> >> In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go! " >> Bill replied, " Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the >two? " >> God said, " I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if >> it will help you make a decision. " " Fine, but where should I go >first? " >> God said, " I'm going to leave that up to you. " >> Bill said, " OK, then, let's try Hell first. " So Bill went toHell. >> >> It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were >> thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, >> laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and >> the temperature was perfect. >> >> Bill was very pleased. " This is great! " he told God, " If this is >> Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven! " >> " Fine, " said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the >> clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. Itwas >> nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick >> minute and rendered his decision. >> " Hmm, I think I prefer Hell " he told God. " Fine, " retorted God, " as >> you desire. " So Bill Gates went to Hell. >> >> Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to >see >> how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill >> shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a darkcave. >> He was being burned and tortured by demons. >> " How's everything going, Bill? " God asked. >> Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, " This >is >> awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. >> What happened to that other place with the beaches and thebeautiful >> women playing in the water? " >> >> God says, " That was the SCREEN SAVER " . >> >> ====================================================================== >> > ______________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 27, 2001 Report Share Posted November 27, 2001 --- > > > DEAR ALL, > > > > > > PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF VIRUS ! > > > > > > > FW: WORST EVER VIRUS (CNN > Announced) > > > > Importance: High > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WORST EVER VIRUS (CNN Announced) > > > > >>>PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR > CONTACT LIST !! > > > > >>> > > > > >>>A new virus has just been discovered that > has been classified by > > > > >>>Microsoft as the most destructive ever! > > > > >>>This virus was discovered yesterday > afternoon by McAfee and no > > > > >>>vaccine has yet been developed. > > > > >>>This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from > the hard disk, where > > > vital > > > > >>>information for its functioning are stored. > This virus acts in the > > > > >>>following manner: > > > > >>> > > > > >>>It sends itself automatically to all > contacts on your list with the > > > > >>>title " A Virtual Card for You. " As soon as > the supposed virtual > >card > > > > >>>is opened, the computer freezes so that the > user has to reboot. > >When > > > > >>>the ctrl+alt+del keys or the reset button > are pressed, the virus > > > > >>>destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently > destroying the hard disk. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>Yesterday in just a few hours this virus > caused panic in New York, > > > > >>>according to news broadcast by CNN. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>This alert was received by an employee of > Microsoft itself. So > >don't > > > > >>>open any mails with subject: " A Virtual > Card for You. " > > > > >>>As soon as you get the mail, delete it. > Please pass this mail to > >all > > > > >>>of your friends. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>Forward this to everyone in your address > book. I would rather > >receive > > > > >>>this 25 times than not at all. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>Also: Intel announced that a new and very > destructive virus was > > > > >>>discovered recently. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>If you receive an email called " An Internet > Flower For You, " Do not > > > > >>>open it. Delete it right away! This virus > removes all dynamic link > > > > >>>libraries (.dll files) from your computer. > Your computer will not > >be > > > > >>>able to boot up!! Dr M Ravishankar > > GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities./ps/info1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Swami saranam I am sending a mail which i got from Mr.Gangadharan. I found it is interesting and want to share with you all. Regards, Roy. --- kpgangadharan <kpgangadharan wrote: > Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:55:10 -0000 > " kpgangadharan " <kpgangadharan > roy pp <roy_p_p > Re: Doubt > > Swamiye saranam ayyappa.. > > Firstly i am not a siant, a very common man working > with a > advertising agency at ahmedabad. by Lord ayyappas > grace i am visiting > sabarimala almost every year since last 15/16 > years. > Sabarimala is the place where all are treated one > Thatwamasi. you > are the god the god is in your inner body/heart. > so you are the > decision maker how you want to treat the god. why > god given eyes? to > see but some time you will have to close your eyes > god given hear to > us hear it doesnt means you will have to hear > everything what is > happening in your surroundings .. see the good > things and hear the > good things and memorise tee good thingsonly which > you heard and > seen you will have to control your mind god given > everything to you > just you will have to control. like a person who > is having a good > car but doesnt knwo how to drive. hence try to > control your mind what > you want to see what you dont want to see it totally > upto you.. > > secondly about deeksha, this is 21st century who is > brahmachari.. who > knows about Brahmam and what is brahmam?. hence we > are not siants > we cant live as the siants. whatever you are doing > just think that > you are doing this as per the instruction of god > and doing for > good... always remember god in mind,dont things > wrong things which > will hurt to yourself and others.. including non > human beings they > are also part of the earth them also created by the > god. > now we are the foolish creatures in the world > compare to others > because god given everything but we dont know how to > use it and we > are lazy creatures we dont to want to work we always > do comparison > with others but the other creatures will not do. we > aresearching for > ghee after having butter in our hands.. > > so understand yourself, do the right thing, remove > fear from your > mind, who is having fear know, who is doing the > wrong things they > are having fear if you are doing good things then > you dont have to > fear. > > so what you are seeing and hearing is immaterial > control your mind > and and enjoy the life... > > please forgive me if i said anything wrong. > > thanks and regards > ganga > ________ Enjoy this Diwali with Y! India Click here http://in.promos./fabmall/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Keep up Basanthie Wonderfu; service to humanity. God Bless you nimano fakir - Basanthie Sewsunker Preashini Govender ; Tuesday, June 19, 2007 6:05 PM Fwd: Life is all about choices lets make the right one as we try to reach god in so many ways. Love plays a big part in our daily lives. Respect is another. God still sits on the throne. If you are going through a tough time right now, God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can.Keep the faith My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me. This prayer is Powerful, and prayer is one of The best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another. Here is the prayer: Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and email buddies reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In God's precious name. Aum. \ Courage is fear that has said its Prayers Bessie SewsunkerAssistant AdministratorInformation Systems & TechnologyUniversity of Kwa-Zulu Natal (Westville Campus)Private Bag X54001Durban 4000SOUTH AFRICATel : 031 - 2607051Fax : 031 - 2607251e-mail : sewsunkerb Please find our Email Disclaimer here-->: http://www.ukzn.ac.za/disclaimer Version: 7.5.472 / Virus Database: 269.9.0/852 - Release 6/17/2007 8:23 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007  Faith can stand even beyond the hands of time - the power of its patience can turn the steering wheel of destiny. anju Basanthie Sewsunker Preashini Govender ; Tue, 19 Jun 2007 7:05 am Fwd: Life is all about choices lets make the right one as we try to reach god in so many ways. Love plays a big part in our daily lives. Respect is another.                                                                                                              God still sits on the throne. If you are going through a tough time right now, God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me. This prayer is Powerful, and prayer is one of The best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another. Here is the prayer: Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and email buddies reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In God's precious name. Aum.    \ Courage is fear that has said its Prayers     Bessie Sewsunker Assistant Administrator Information Systems Technology University of Kwa-Zulu Natal (Westville Campus) Private Bag X54001 Durban 4000 SOUTH AFRICA Tel        : 031 - 2607051 Fax       : 031 - 2607251 e-mail    : sewsunkerb    Please find our Email Disclaimer here-->: http://www.ukzn.ac.za/disclaimer AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at AOL.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 ---------- Forwarded message ----------urmila <urmilakailashSat, Jan 9, 2010 at 4:12 PM anantha1946 <anantha1946 IMPORTANT INFORMATION Respected Member 1.     Attached with this mail are two files. First is the general letter sent to all our members and the second is the Day to Day schedule of Kailash Mansarover Yatra 2010. Highlighted are the dates when the samiti would be meeting each batch to provide them food and medical bags. 2.     For the first time, the Ministry of External Affairs, New Delhi has generated online Application for Kailash Mansarover Yatra. You need to visit the website www.mea.gov.in Click on Welcome. A new page will open. On the right bottom side is highlighted the New Kailash Mansarover Yatra 2010. Click on it. Another page will open. Top most link is On Line Application generated. All applicants have to fill up the form by complete all the required fields. Then submit. You will get a registeration number online. Please make a note of this registeration number which will be somewhat like KMY 0000 and four digits more. 3.     Please do not be under the impression that once you get the registeration number, you will be enrolled for the yatra and the lottery of the Ministry. 4.     You have to fill up the application form which is printed hard copy, attach two photographs, attach the photocopy of the first and last page of your passport and finally attaché a self addressed post card to it. 5.     Do not forget to mention your registeration number on the top of the application form. 6.     Unless the Ministry will get the hard copy of your application along with the registeration number, they will not include you in their lottery system. 7.     So much so if you forget your registeration number, there is a provision on their website to just enter your passport number and you will get your registeration number (the same as the previous one) . 8.     Applications received by the ministry without any registeration number on them, will also have to undergo the same procedure. In other words the Officer who will get all the applications without registeration number, he will feed the data on the computer, get your registeration number, make a note of it on your application and then send the post card with the registeration number. 9.     All are requested to kindly make sure that you have mentioned the batch number required by you if any. HENCE ALL ARE REQUESTED TO KINDLY FILL UP THEIR APPLICATIONS ON THE INTERNET AND THEN SEND THE ORIGINAL FORMS TO US FOR FURTHER SUBMISSION. Kindly acknowledge receipt of this mail. Regards. Shashi Kant & Urmila.   -- Kailash Mansarover Sewa Samiti (Regd)Office No.3, C.S.C. Market, GH-4Meera Apartments, Outer Ring Road, Paschim Vihar, New Delhi-110 063Tele :  011-25255715Mobile :  9811642604website : www.kailashmansarover.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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