Guest guest Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Jesus & Moses are playing golf. They come to a par 3. Jesus pulls out a 4 iron. Moses advises that he better try a 3 iron. Jesus says, " I saw Tiger Woods play this hole and he used a 4 iron. " Moses is like, OK. So Jesus hits the ball short into a water trap. " Damn! " Jesus walks on top of the water to get his ball. Another golfer sees this miracle. He runs over and asks Moses, " Hey, whose that guy think he is: Jesus Christ? " Moses replies, " No! He thinks he's Tiger Woods! " Har Har Har!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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