A good joke for those with sense of humor (NOT FOR GEEKS)

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A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer

 

A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and

are forced to stop at a farmer's house. The farmer says that there are

only two extra beds, so one person will have to sleep in the barn.

 

The Hindu says, 'I'm humble, I will sleep in the barn.' So, he goes

out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the

door. It's the Hindu and he says, 'There is a cow in the barn. It's

against my beliefs to sleep with a cow.'

 

So, the Rabbi says, 'I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn.' A few

minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the

Rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is

a pig and there is a pig in the barn.

 

So, the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later,

there is a knock on the door.

 

It's the pig and the cow...