Guest guest Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 HAAA!!! Good one, Ole! Do you remember this one? - World's top scientists decided they had advanced to the point that God was no longer needed. One of them was deputed to inform God about their decision. The scientist goes to a forest and prays for God to come. Poof! God appears and asks what he wants. The scientist says, " I've been sent to tell you that we can now create life in the lab so you are no longer wanted. " God says, " Hummm! You want me to quit? Well first lets have a *person making* contest. " The scientists agrees to the challenge and grabs a handful of dirt. God says, " Hey! Use your OWN dirt! " sacred-objects , Ole Alstrup <alstrup wrote: > > > CREATION > > A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can > be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. > 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me > beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me > stupid so I would be attracted to you!' > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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