Guest guest Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Use No. 2 pencil or blue or black pen only. Do not fold, tear or make stray marks on this answer sheet No one may leave the room without permission Cell phone use is not allowed at any time in the test center Only non-programmable calculators are allowed to be used in the testing environment PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANKS (A few questions have been answered as a guide)...The Bhajanandi vairagites such as:The GBCites such as: The "dead-as-a-door-nail" Gurus such as Jaya Tirtha The "ex-mafia-wanna-be" Iskcon devotees such as Bhagavan The Guru is God absolute, no prior humanity, just eternally absolute (even when wrong) such as: The GBC and/or GURU wannabees, who are forever excluded, such as Bhaktadas The Gay Porno on roof of Mayapur-vadins such as: The Abused Children-vadins such as: The Abuser of children-vadins such as: The Hate-all-others-but-us-vadins such as: The Gurus (coming and going) such as: The PR "evil doings in-house" cover-up Vadins such as Mukunda The Lakshmi Point Vadins such as Rameshwar The Downtrodden Mataji's who are really masochists such as: The Downtrodden Brahmachari's who are really masochists such as: The Independant Matajis such as Yamuna The Pratikul-vad Astrologers such as Nalini The Anukul-vad Astrologers such as Hamsavatar The PADA-vadins such as: The 2nd & 3rd Generation-ites (KNOW IT ALLs) such as: The Liberals into mundane Iskcon politics, e.g. Temple Presidents, such as: The Conservatives into mundane Iskcon politics e.g. Temple Presidents, such as: The closed-minded devotee-offenders such as: The open-minded devotee-offenders such as: The closed OR open-minded (who have no actual clue!??) non-offenders such as: The went-to-Gaudiya-Math-with-an-'Iskcon-complex' devotees such as: The went-to-GM-withOUT-an-Iskcon-complex such as: The Uttama-Prema-Bhaktas (nir-dosh-dristi) who KNOW Nitya Lila such as Mahanidhi The Phoney-Prema-Bhaktas (dosh-dristi) who KNOW NOTHING!! such as Kavichandra The Karma-misra-bhaktas who actually know the philosophy such as: The Karma-misra-bhaktas who do NOT understand the philosophy such as: The Parampara Freaks (only the DEAD are Good) such as: The "we're gods they're all asura"-vadins such as: The devotees who care MORE about Krishna than past-Guru-vadins such as: The devotees who care MORE about past-Guru than about Krishnaites such as NNVdThe devotees who care MORE about THEIR AWESOMENESS than Krishna OR guru, such as Tripurari The smart devotees who know that for every disease there is a cure, except for "block-heads", such as Ambrish The "went-back-to-Godhead-Taxi-Driver" Jayananda-vadins such as: The Hate ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as: The LOVE ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as Yadurani The un-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as: The RE-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as: The "long-goners" such as Krishna Das The HOMOS such as Bhavananda The MONKS such as Jaya-Pataka The Nish-kam Bhaktas such as: The 'Rupanuga' Bhaktas such as: The ex-Gurukuli kids who HAVE a "gurukuli-complex" such as: The ex-Gurukuli kids who do NOT have a "gurukuli-complex" such as: The Salvation Army such as old Gurudas The crimanal and murder suspect arrestee-snitches such as Rishabdev The cold-blooded-murderer devotees such as: The "other side of the lead-wall to avoid any radiation" devotees such as: BONUS QUESTION: Importance:1. FIGURE TOTAL ISKCON FOLLOWERS ABOUT 30 THOUSAND 2. DIVIDE INTO TOTAL EARTH POPULATION ABOUT 6 BILLION= ___________% OF WORLD IN ISKCON. GRADE: Get your new Email address! Grab the Email name you've always wanted before someone else does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I WAS ASKED ............??????????? DO YOU BELONG TO ISKCON........." IN THE TEMPLE "........BKLYN,NYC.USA........ BY .......???.....I WILL SEND A "PHOTO" OF THE GUY NEXT TIME..........!!!!!!!!!!! I FELT ..........!!!!!!!!!!!! IS HE IS AN UNDERGROUND DON.....???????..........THE FOLKS CLAIMS HE IS A VAISHNAVA................ THE WAY HE JUMP AT ME AND STARTED PUSHING HIS INDEX FINGER AS IF TO "POKE" ME........ I GOT CONFUSED ...............!!!!!!!!! I AM THINKING............!!!!!!!! MAY BE HE IS DOING THE DANCE OF KALI KALI DEVOTEES OR KRISHNA DEVOTEES...........!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEART WAS BROKEN............. I AM THINKING THIS IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF A VAISHNAVA........!!!!!!!!! Radhe Radhe............ Syama--- On Thu, 9/24/09, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote: Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 R U AN ISKCON devotee? - Quiz"Planetary Group Group" <planetary-gemology >, "Sacred Group Group" <sacred-objects >Cc: "Dasa Goravani" <>Thursday, September 24, 2009, 8:35 AM Use No. 2 pencil or blue or black pen only. Do not fold, tear or make stray marks on this answer sheet No one may leave the room without permission Cell phone use is not allowed at any time in the test center Only non-programmable calculators are allowed to be used in the testing environment PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANKS (A few questions have been answered as a guide)...The Bhajanandi vairagites such as:The GBCites such as:The "dead-as-a-door- nail" Gurus such as Jaya TirthaThe "ex-mafia-wanna- be" Iskcon devotees such as BhagavanThe Guru is God absolute, no prior humanity, just eternally absolute (even when wrong) such as:The GBC and/or GURU wannabees, who are forever excluded, such as BhaktadasThe Gay Porno on roof of Mayapur-vadins such as:The Abused Children-vadins such as: The Abuser of children-vadins such as:The Hate-all-others- but-us-vadins such as: The Gurus (coming and going) such as: The PR "evil doings in-house" cover-up Vadins such as Mukunda The Lakshmi Point Vadins such as RameshwarThe Downtrodden Mataji's who are really masochists such as:The Downtrodden Brahmachari' s who are really masochists such as:The Independant Matajis such as YamunaThe Pratikul-vad Astrologers such as NaliniThe Anukul-vad Astrologers such as HamsavatarThe PADA-vadins such as:The 2nd & 3rd Generation-ites (KNOW IT ALLs) such as:The Liberals into mundane Iskcon politics, e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:The Conservatives into mundane Iskcon politics e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:The closed-minded devotee-offenders such as:The open-minded devotee-offenders such as:The closed OR open-minded (who have no actual clue!??) non-offenders such as:The went-to-Gaudiya- Math-with- an-'Iskcon- complex' devotees such as:The went-to-GM-withOUT- an-Iskcon- complex such as:The Uttama-Prema- Bhaktas (nir-dosh-dristi) who KNOW Nitya Lila such as MahanidhiThe Phoney-Prema- Bhaktas (dosh-dristi) who KNOW NOTHING!! such as KavichandraThe Karma-misra- bhaktas who actually know the philosophy such as:The Karma-misra- bhaktas who do NOT understand the philosophy such as:The Parampara Freaks (only the DEAD are Good) such as:The "we're gods they're all asura"-vadins such as:The devotees who care MORE about Krishna than past-Guru-vadins such as:The devotees who care MORE about past-Guru than about Krishnaites such as NNVdThe devotees who care MORE about THEIR AWESOMENESS than Krishna OR guru, such as TripurariThe smart devotees who know that for every disease there is a cure, except for "block-heads" , such as AmbrishThe "went-back-to- Godhead-Taxi- Driver" Jayananda-vadins such as:The Hate ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as:The LOVE ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as YaduraniThe un-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:The RE-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:The "long-goners" such as Krishna DasThe HOMOS such as BhavanandaThe MONKS such as Jaya-PatakaThe Nish-kam Bhaktas such as:The 'Rupanuga' Bhaktas such as:The ex-Gurukuli kids who HAVE a "gurukuli-complex" such as:The ex-Gurukuli kids who do NOT have a "gurukuli-complex" such as:The Salvation Army such as old GurudasThe crimanal and murder suspect arrestee-snitches such as RishabdevThe cold-blooded- murderer devotees such as:The "other side of the lead-wall to avoid any radiation" devotees such as:BONUS QUESTION: Importance:1. FIGURE TOTAL ISKCON FOLLOWERS ABOUT 30 THOUSAND2. DIVIDE INTO TOTAL EARTH POPULATION ABOUT 6 BILLION= ___________% OF WORLD IN ISKCON.GRADE: Get your new Email address! Grab the Email name you've always wanted before someone else does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 In all fairness............!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT A MEMBER....................OF............!!!!!!!!! I was invited by DEVOTEES......................... I AM NOT A VAISHNAVA.............. I AM NOT INITIATED............... I D"NOT HAVE ANY degree OF INITIATION..........FROM THIER mahabagavata......... ""I LOVE TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF THE MRIDANGA AND IN MY HEART APPRECIATE THE VAISHNAVA'S AND WISH THEM WELL""..................... The only qualification .............. I HAVE....is...DANCING TO THE music of their KIRTAN.............. I QUALIFY ...............MYSLEF.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH THEM WELL AND BLISS.............. Radhe Radhe Syama........... THE OUTCAST................--- On Thu, 9/24/09, 108 SRIMAD BHAKTI VEDENTA SYAMASUNDARA SARASWATI DASA <syamasundara100008 wrote: 108 SRIMAD BHAKTI VEDENTA SYAMASUNDARA SARASWATI DASA <syamasundara100008Re: R U AN ISKCON devotee? - Quizsacred-objects Date: Thursday, September 24, 2009, 3:45 PM I WAS ASKED ............ ????????? ?? DO YOU BELONG TO ISKCON...... ..." IN THE TEMPLE "........BKLYN, NYC.USA.. ...... BY .......???.. ...I WILL SEND A "PHOTO" OF THE GUY NEXT TIME........ ..!!!!!!! !!!! I FELT ..........!! !!!!!!!!! ! IS HE IS AN UNDERGROUND DON.....???? ???...... ....THE FOLKS CLAIMS HE IS A VAISHNAVA... ......... .... THE WAY HE JUMP AT ME AND STARTED PUSHING HIS INDEX FINGER AS IF TO "POKE" ME........ I GOT CONFUSED ............ ...!!!!!! !!! I AM THINKING.... ........! !!!!!!! MAY BE HE IS DOING THE DANCE OF KALI KALI DEVOTEES OR KRISHNA DEVOTEES.... .......!! !!!!!!!!! MY HEART WAS BROKEN...... ....... I AM THINKING THIS IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF A VAISHNAVA... .....!!!! !!!!! Radhe Radhe....... ..... Syama--- On Thu, 9/24/09, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > wrote: Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > R U AN ISKCON devotee? - Quiz"Planetary Group Group" <planetary-gemology>, "Sacred Group Group" <sacred-objects>Cc: "Dasa Goravani" <das (AT) goravani (DOT) com>Thursday, September 24, 2009, 8:35 AM Use No. 2 pencil or blue or black pen only. Do not fold, tear or make stray marks on this answer sheet No one may leave the room without permission Cell phone use is not allowed at any time in the test center Only non-programmable calculators are allowed to be used in the testing environment PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANKS (A few questions have been answered as a guide)...The Bhajanandi vairagites such as:The GBCites such as:The "dead-as-a-door- nail" Gurus such as Jaya TirthaThe "ex-mafia-wanna- be" Iskcon devotees such as BhagavanThe Guru is God absolute, no prior humanity, just eternally absolute (even when wrong) such as:The GBC and/or GURU wannabees, who are forever excluded, such as BhaktadasThe Gay Porno on roof of Mayapur-vadins such as:The Abused Children-vadins such as: The Abuser of children-vadins such as:The Hate-all-others- but-us-vadins such as: The Gurus (coming and going) such as: The PR "evil doings in-house" cover-up Vadins such as Mukunda The Lakshmi Point Vadins such as RameshwarThe Downtrodden Mataji's who are really masochists such as:The Downtrodden Brahmachari' s who are really masochists such as:The Independant Matajis such as YamunaThe Pratikul-vad Astrologers such as NaliniThe Anukul-vad Astrologers such as HamsavatarThe PADA-vadins such as:The 2nd & 3rd Generation-ites (KNOW IT ALLs) such as:The Liberals into mundane Iskcon politics, e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:The Conservatives into mundane Iskcon politics e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:The closed-minded devotee-offenders such as:The open-minded devotee-offenders such as:The closed OR open-minded (who have no actual clue!??) non-offenders such as:The went-to-Gaudiya- Math-with- an-'Iskcon- complex' devotees such as:The went-to-GM-withOUT- an-Iskcon- complex such as:The Uttama-Prema- Bhaktas (nir-dosh-dristi) who KNOW Nitya Lila such as MahanidhiThe Phoney-Prema- Bhaktas (dosh-dristi) who KNOW NOTHING!! such as KavichandraThe Karma-misra- bhaktas who actually know the philosophy such as:The Karma-misra- bhaktas who do NOT understand the philosophy such as:The Parampara Freaks (only the DEAD are Good) such as:The "we're gods they're all asura"-vadins such as:The devotees who care MORE about Krishna than past-Guru-vadins such as:The devotees who care MORE about past-Guru than about Krishnaites such as NNVdThe devotees who care MORE about THEIR AWESOMENESS than Krishna OR guru, such as TripurariThe smart devotees who know that for every disease there is a cure, except for "block-heads" , such as AmbrishThe "went-back-to- Godhead-Taxi- Driver" Jayananda-vadins such as:The Hate ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as:The LOVE ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as YaduraniThe un-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:The RE-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:The "long-goners" such as Krishna DasThe HOMOS such as BhavanandaThe MONKS such as Jaya-PatakaThe Nish-kam Bhaktas such as:The 'Rupanuga' Bhaktas such as:The ex-Gurukuli kids who HAVE a "gurukuli-complex" such as:The ex-Gurukuli kids who do NOT have a "gurukuli-complex" such as:The Salvation Army such as old GurudasThe crimanal and murder suspect arrestee-snitches such as RishabdevThe cold-blooded- murderer devotees such as:The "other side of the lead-wall to avoid any radiation" devotees such as:BONUS QUESTION: Importance:1. FIGURE TOTAL ISKCON FOLLOWERS ABOUT 30 THOUSAND2. DIVIDE INTO TOTAL EARTH POPULATION ABOUT 6 BILLION= ___________% OF WORLD IN ISKCON.GRADE: Get your new Email address! Grab the Email name you've always wanted before someone else does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 If possible write your message in small letters,there is a feeling of shout when one writes in caps thank you,no pun intended just drawing your kind attention.--- On Fri, 9/25/09, 108 SRIMAD BHAKTI VEDENTA SYAMASUNDARA SARASWATI DASA <syamasundara100008 wrote:108 SRIMAD BHAKTI VEDENTA SYAMASUNDARA SARASWATI DASA <syamasundara100008Re: R U AN ISKCON devotee? - Quizsacred-objects Date: Friday, September 25, 2009, 3:19 PM In all fairness.... ........! !!!!!!!!! ! I AM NOT A MEMBER...... ......... .....OF.. ......... .!!!!!!!! ! I was invited by DEVOTEES.... ......... ......... ... I AM NOT A VAISHNAVA... ......... .. I AM NOT INITIATED... ......... ... I D"NOT HAVE ANY degree OF INITIATION.. ........FROM THIER mahabagavata. ........ ""I LOVE TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF THE MRIDANGA AND IN MY HEART APPRECIATE THE VAISHNAVA'S AND WISH THEM WELL""...... ......... ...... The only qualification ............ .. I HAVE....is.. .DANCING TO THE music of their KIRTAN...... ........ I QUALIFY ............ ...MYSLEF. ......... ...!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !! I WISH THEM WELL AND BLISS....... ....... Radhe Radhe Syama....... .... THE OUTCAST..... ......... ..--- On Thu, 9/24/09, 108 SRIMAD BHAKTI VEDENTA SYAMASUNDARA SARASWATI DASA <syamasundara100008@ > wrote: 108 SRIMAD BHAKTI VEDENTA SYAMASUNDARA SARASWATI DASA <syamasundara100008@ >Re: R U AN ISKCON devotee? - Quizsacred-objectsThursday, September 24, 2009, 3:45 PM I WAS ASKED ............ ????????? ?? DO YOU BELONG TO ISKCON...... ..." IN THE TEMPLE "........BKLYN, NYC.USA.. ...... BY .......???.. ...I WILL SEND A "PHOTO" OF THE GUY NEXT TIME........ ..!!!!!!! !!!! I FELT ..........!! !!!!!!!!! ! IS HE IS AN UNDERGROUND DON.....???? ???...... ....THE FOLKS CLAIMS HE IS A VAISHNAVA... ......... .... THE WAY HE JUMP AT ME AND STARTED PUSHING HIS INDEX FINGER AS IF TO "POKE" ME........ I GOT CONFUSED ............ ...!!!!!! !!! I AM THINKING.... ........! !!!!!!! MAY BE HE IS DOING THE DANCE OF KALI KALI DEVOTEES OR KRISHNA DEVOTEES.... .......!! !!!!!!!!! MY HEART WAS BROKEN...... ....... I AM THINKING THIS IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF A VAISHNAVA... .....!!!! !!!!! Radhe Radhe....... ..... Syama--- On Thu, 9/24/09, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > wrote: Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > R U AN ISKCON devotee? - Quiz"Planetary Group Group" <planetary-gemology>, "Sacred Group Group" <sacred-objects>Cc: "Dasa Goravani" <das (AT) goravani (DOT) com>Thursday, September 24, 2009, 8:35 AM Use No. 2 pencil or blue or black pen only. Do not fold, tear or make stray marks on this answer sheet No one may leave the room without permission Cell phone use is not allowed at any time in the test center Only non-programmable calculators are allowed to be used in the testing environment PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANKS (A few questions have been answered as a guide)...The Bhajanandi vairagites such as:The GBCites such as:The "dead-as-a-door- nail" Gurus such as Jaya TirthaThe "ex-mafia-wanna- be" Iskcon devotees such as BhagavanThe Guru is God absolute, no prior humanity, just eternally absolute (even when wrong) such as:The GBC and/or GURU wannabees, who are forever excluded, such as BhaktadasThe Gay Porno on roof of Mayapur-vadins such as:The Abused Children-vadins such as: The Abuser of children-vadins such as:The Hate-all-others- but-us-vadins such as: The Gurus (coming and going) such as: The PR "evil doings in-house" cover-up Vadins such as Mukunda The Lakshmi Point Vadins such as RameshwarThe Downtrodden Mataji's who are really masochists such as:The Downtrodden Brahmachari' s who are really masochists such as:The Independant Matajis such as YamunaThe Pratikul-vad Astrologers such as NaliniThe Anukul-vad Astrologers such as HamsavatarThe PADA-vadins such as:The 2nd & 3rd Generation-ites (KNOW IT ALLs) such as:The Liberals into mundane Iskcon politics, e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:The Conservatives into mundane Iskcon politics e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:The closed-minded devotee-offenders such as:The open-minded devotee-offenders such as:The closed OR open-minded (who have no actual clue!??) non-offenders such as:The went-to-Gaudiya- Math-with- an-'Iskcon- complex' devotees such as:The went-to-GM-withOUT- an-Iskcon- complex such as:The Uttama-Prema- Bhaktas (nir-dosh-dristi) who KNOW Nitya Lila such as MahanidhiThe Phoney-Prema- Bhaktas (dosh-dristi) who KNOW NOTHING!! such as KavichandraThe Karma-misra- bhaktas who actually know the philosophy such as:The Karma-misra- bhaktas who do NOT understand the philosophy such as:The Parampara Freaks (only the DEAD are Good) such as:The "we're gods they're all asura"-vadins such as:The devotees who care MORE about Krishna than past-Guru-vadins such as:The devotees who care MORE about past-Guru than about Krishnaites such as NNVdThe devotees who care MORE about THEIR AWESOMENESS than Krishna OR guru, such as TripurariThe smart devotees who know that for every disease there is a cure, except for "block-heads" , such as AmbrishThe "went-back-to- Godhead-Taxi- Driver" Jayananda-vadins such as:The Hate ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as:The LOVE ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says so!" such as YaduraniThe un-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:The RE-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:The "long-goners" such as Krishna DasThe HOMOS such as BhavanandaThe MONKS such as Jaya-PatakaThe Nish-kam Bhaktas such as:The 'Rupanuga' Bhaktas such as:The ex-Gurukuli kids who HAVE a "gurukuli-complex" such as:The ex-Gurukuli kids who do NOT have a "gurukuli-complex" such as:The Salvation Army such as old GurudasThe crimanal and murder suspect arrestee-snitches such as RishabdevThe cold-blooded- murderer devotees such as:The "other side of the lead-wall to avoid any radiation" devotees such as:BONUS QUESTION: Importance:1. FIGURE TOTAL ISKCON FOLLOWERS ABOUT 30 THOUSAND2. DIVIDE INTO TOTAL EARTH POPULATION ABOUT 6 BILLION= ___________% OF WORLD IN ISKCON.GRADE: Get your new Email address! Grab the Email name you've always wanted before someone else does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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