QUIZ: How well do you know Iskcon? THE BIG TEST

[Guest guest]

 

 

How Well Do You Know

Everyone in ISKCON?

 

Please fill in the names you know on the

appropriate lines (some have been answered for you):

 

TEST: ISKCON CONSISTS OF THE

FOLLOWING TYPES:

 

The Bhajanandi

vairagites such as:

 

 

 

The GBC Vadins such as

 

 

 

The

"dead-as-a-door-nail" headless Gurus such as Jaya Tirtha

 

 

 

The

"mafia-wanna-be" Iskcon devotees such as Bhagavan

 

 

 

The “Heat Packin’

Shoot-a-cow-for-target-practice†devotees such as Hamsadutta

 

 

 

The Guru is God

absolute, no prior humanity, just eternally absolute (even when wrong) such as

Bhagavat Das

 

 

 

The GBC and/or GURU

wannabees, who are forever excluded, such as Bhaktadas

 

 

 

The “Gay Porno on roof

of Mayapura"-witness-vadins such as Gay Rooftop Porno FAN CLUB.

 

 

 

The Abused

Children-vadins (who DON’T believe in karma) such as:

 

 

 

The Abuser of

children-vadins (who DON’T believe in karma) such as:

 

 

 

The

"Hate-all-others-but-us"-vadins such as:

 

 

 

The Gurus (coming and

going) such as: Harikesh, Rameshwar, Bhagavan, Kirtananda, Hamsadutta Inc,

 

 

 

The PR

"evil-doings-in-house" cover-up Vadins such as Mukunda.

 

 

 

The

“Get-wigged-out-and-jump-off-a-damn bridge†nuts such as Vishnujana?

 

 

 

The “descended to

depths of madness! Ain’t NEVER commin’ back!†devotees such as Devananda

 

 

 

The "Lakshmi

Point" (MONEY) Vadins such as Rameshwar

 

 

 

The Downtrodden

Mataji's who are really masochists such as Nandarani dd

 

 

 

The Downtrodden

Brahmachari's who are really masochists such as:

 

 

 

The Independant Matajis

such as Yamuna.

 

 

 

The “Man-in-chargeâ€

Mataji such as Malati.

 

 

 

The

“get-me-the-hell-out-of-here†BORN devotees such as Malati’s daughter,

Sarasvati

 

 

 

The Pratikul-vad

Astrologers who also never heard the term "Vaishnavatva" such as

Nalini.

 

 

 

The Anukul-vad

Astrologers “One-man-is-an-Island†devotees such as Hamsavatar.

 

 

 

The (only) “Claim to

Fame†semi-devotee such as late George Harrison.

 

 

The Rich & Famous

Ass-kissing Devotees (who ban other devotees) such as

 

 

 

The PADA-vadins such

as:

 

 

 

The 2nd & 3rd

Generation-ites (KNOW IT ALLS) such as Rupa Manjari dd.

 

 

 

The Liberals into

mundane Iskcon politics, e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:

 

 

 

The “Money by hook or

crook†is the REAL “JUICE†such as Gurukripa

 

 

 

The Conservatives into

mundane Iskcon politics e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:

 

 

 

The FRIED devotees,

such as Stava-Priya and DhunviGanesh

 

 

 

The “Mutt and Jeffâ€

Scam Team devotees such as Brahmananda and Gargamuni.

 

 

 

The “blowing the foul

whistle†(and getting plugged for it) devotee such as Sulochan

 

 

 

The closed-minded

devotee-offenders such as: Kavichandra Swami

 

 

 

The open-minded

devotee-offenders such as: IMPOSSIBLE.

 

 

 

The closed OR

open-minded (who have no actual clue!??) non-offenders such as Bhakta

Brainless.

 

 

 

The

went-to-Gaudiya-Math-with-an-'Iskcon-complex' devotees such as Das Goravani.

 

 

 

The

went-to-GM-withOUT-an-Iskcon-complex such as Hrisikesh.

 

 

 

The

Uttama-Prema-Bhaktas (nir-dosh-dristi) who KNOW Nitya Lila such as Mahanidhi

Swami

 

 

 

The “Amazing Brahmana

Vaishnavas who have risen high†such as Gaura-Mandala-Bhumi Das

 

 

 

The Phony-Prema-Bhaktas

(dosh-dristi) who KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! Fault-finders such as Kavichandra.

 

 

 

The Karma-misra-bhaktas

who actually KNOW the philosophy such as Natabara

 

 

Right, royal

"pain-in-the-ass" devotees like RamaLakshman das

 

 

 

The Karma-misra-bhaktas

who do NOT understand the philosophy such as Rameshwar.

 

 

 

The Parampara Freaks

(only the DEAD are Good = The only GOOD Guru is a DEAD Guru) such as: ACBSP?

 

 

 

The

“Gothic-Christian-Faggot†devotees such as Kirtanananda [This “bud’s 4 U].

 

 

 

The "we're gods

they're all asura"-vadins such as:

 

 

 

The devotees who care

MORE about Krishna than past-Guru-vadins such as:

 

 

 

The devotees who care

MORE about past-Guru than about Krishna-Vadins such as NaraNarayana

 

 

 

The devotees who care

MORE about THEIR TOTAL AWESOMENESS than Krishna OR guru, such as Tripurari.

 

 

 

The “devotees who can

order a vege-burger at Ernie’s Steak Pit, and get it!†such as Karandar

 

 

 

The smart devotees who

know that for every disease there is a cure, except for

"block-heads", such as Ambrish.

 

 

 

The

"went-back-to-Godhead-Taxi-Driver" Jayananda-vadins such as

BadriNarayan & Mukunda

 

 

 

The Hate ALL

Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says

so!" such as Sampradaya Sun.

 

 

 

The LOVE ALL

Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because "Prabhupada says

so!" such as Yadurani

 

 

 

The RE-un-initiated,

taking shiksha-vadins such as:

 

 

 

The RE-initiated,

taking shiksha-vadins such as WVA.

 

 

 

The RE-RE initiated

“caught in Tug-of-war†such as Hrisikesh Das

 

 

 

The

"long-goners" such as Krishna Das

 

 

 

The HOMOS such as

Bhavananda

 

 

 

The “MONKS-With SLIT

THROATS†such as Jaya-Pataka.

 

 

 

The Nish-kam Bhaktas

such as DinaBandhu.

 

 

 

The “To Hell &

Back†devotees such as Nrisinga Swami

 

 

 

The 'Rupanuga' Bhaktas

(Huh!? What’s THAT??) such as Bhakta Ray.

 

 

 

The “Too Cool for

School†Hideaways such as Achutananda.

 

 

 

The ex-Gurukuli kids

who HAVE a "gurukuli-complex" such as Deva Deva

 

 

 

The ex-Gurukuli kids

who do NOT have a "gurukuli-complex" such as:

 

 

 

The Salvation Army such

as old Gurudas

 

 

 

The criminal and murder

suspect arrestee-guilty-as-hell roll-over snitches such as Rishabdev and

Guptadas

 

 

 

The

cold-blooded-murderer devotees such as (ref. “Monkey On a Stickâ€).

 

 

 

The "other-side of

the lead-wall to avoid any radiation" devotees such as:

 

 

 

The "Jiva FELL

from Golok" Vadins such as: Hridayananda

 

 

The devotees who

mastered Sanskrit language WITHOUT learning it such as Hridayananda and

Pradyamna

 

 

 

The "Jiva did not

fall from Golok" Vadins such as:

 

 

 

The "Goal is

Nitya-lila" Vadins such as REAL Rupa Goswami (but he's NOT in Iskcon, and

never will be).

 

 

 

The "Goal is

Bhauma-lila" Vadins such as Iskcon Gurus

 

 

 

The Anti-Gopi Vadins

such as: GBC

 

 

 

The Pro-Gopi Vadins

such as Narayana Mj

 

 

 

The No-Gopi Vadins such

as:

 

 

 

The “Gopa-Gopi-Goâ€

Vadins such as Gaudiya Matha

 

 

 

The “Never HEARD of

Vaishnavatva†Vadins such as:

 

 

 

The “GM is stealing OUR

men!†Vadins such as late Sridhar Swami.

 

 

 

They just MUST have a

“Party 3 times a Day†Vadins (Party means singing & dancing, even if you

don’t WANT to) such as:

 

 

 

The "Don't believe

in God-anymore?" Vadins such as:

 

 

 

The

"#@ & %$$$$$*!^*)(%#@" Vadins such as

 

 

 

The "Anti

#@ & %$$$$$*!^*)(%#@" Vadins such as

 

 

 

The DO THINGS RIGHT

(Old way) Vadins such as WVA

 

 

 

The “Prabhupada’s Way

IS the NEW Way†Vadins such as Guru Govind Singh

 

 

 

The “My Way or the High

Way†Vadins such as Tamal Krishna.

 

 

 

The “All-knowing,

Krishna protected Guru WAS murdered (maybe)†vadins such as Bhutatma

 

 

 

The “All-knowing,

Krishna protected Guru WAS NOT murdered†vadins such as Harikesh

 

 

 

BONUS QUESTION: Global

Importance:

 

1. TOTAL ISKCON

FOLLOWERS ABOUT 30 THOUSAND

 

2. DIVIDE INTO EARTH

POPULATION ABOUT 6 BILLION

 

= ___________% OF WORLD

WHO FOLLOW ISKCON.

 

 

 

GRADE:

 

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

This is all spiritually criminal. it makes me want to throw up--- In

sacred-objects , Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote:

>

> How Well Do You Know Everyone in  ISKCON?

>

>

> Please fill in the names you know on the

> appropriate lines (some have been answered for you):

>

>

> TEST: ISKCON CONSISTS OF THE

> FOLLOWING TYPES:

>

>

> The Bhajanandi

> vairagites such as:

>

>  

>

> The GBC Vadins such as

>

>  

>

> The " dead-as-a-door-nail " headless Gurus such as Jaya Tirtha

>

>  

>

> The " mafia-wanna-be " Iskcon devotees such as Bhagavan

>  

>

> The *Heat Packin* Shoot-a-cow-for-target-practice devotees such as Hamsadutta

>

>  

>

> The Guru is God absolute, no prior humanity, just eternally absolute (even

when wrong) such as Bhagavat Das

>

>

>

> The GBC and/or GURU wannabees, who are forever excluded, such as Bhaktadas

>

>  

>

> The *Gay Porno on roof of Mayapura*-witness-vadins such as Gay Rooftop Porno

FAN CLUB.

>

>

>

> The Abused Children-vadins (who DON'T believe in karma) such as:

>

>

>

> The Abuser of children-vadins (who DON'T believe in karma) such as:

>

>

>

> The " Hate-all-others-but-us " -vadins such as:

>

>

>

> The Gurus (coming and going) such as: Harikesh, Rameshwar, Bhagavan,

Kirtananda, Hamsadutta Inc,

>

>  

>

> The PR " evil-doings-in-house " cover-up Vadins such as Mukunda.

>

>

>

> The *Get-wigged-out-and-jump-off-a-damn bridge* nuts such as Vishnujana?

>

>

>

> The *descended to

> depths of madness! Ain't NEVER commin' back!* devotees such as Devananda

>

>

>

> The " Lakshmi Point " (MONEY) Vadins such as Rameshwar

>

>  

>

> The Downtrodden Mataji's who are really masochists such as Nandarani dd

>

>  

>

> The Downtrodden Brahmachari's who are really masochists such as:

>

>  

>

> The Independant Matajis such as Yamuna.

>

>  

>

> The *Man-in-charge* Mataji such as Malati.

>

>

>

> The *get-me-the-hell-out-of-here* BORN devotees such as Malati's daughter,

Sarasvati

>

>  

>

> The Pratikul-vad Astrologers who also never heard the term " Vaishnavatva " such

as Nalini.

>

>

>

> The Anukul-vad Astrologers *One-man-is-an-Island* devotees such as Hamsavatar.

>

>

>

> The (only) " Claim to Fame " semi-devotee such as late George Harrison.

>

>  

>

> The *Rich & Famous* Ass-kissing Devotees (who ban other devotees) such as

>

>

>

> The PADA-vadins such as:

>

>  

>

> The 2nd & 3rd Generation-ites (KNOW IT ALLS) such as Rupa Manjari dd.

>

>  

>

> The Liberals into mundane Iskcon politics, e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:

>

>

>

> The *money by hook or crook* is the REAL JUICE such as Gurukripa

>

>

>

> The Conservatives into mundane Iskcon politics e.g. Temple Presidents, such

as:

>

>  

>

> The FRIED devotees, such as Stava-Priya and DhunviGanesh

>

>  

>

> The " Mutt and Jeff " Scam Team devotees such as Brahmananda and Gargamuni.

>

>

>

> The *blowing the foul whistle* (and getting plugged for it) devotee such as

Sulochan

>

>

>

> The closed-minded devotee-offenders such as: Kavichandra Swami

>

>

>

> The open-minded devotee-offenders such as: IMPOSSIBLE.

>

>  

>

> The closed OR open-minded (who have no actual clue!??) non-offenders such as

Bhakta Brainless.

>

>

>

> The went-to-Gaudiya-Math-with-an-'Iskcon-complex' devotees such as Das

Goravani.

>

>

>

> The went-to-GM-withOUT-an-Iskcon-complex such as Hrisikesh.

>

>  

>

> The Uttama-Prema-Bhaktas (nir-dosh-dristi) who KNOW Nitya Lila such as

Mahanidhi Swami

>

>  

>

> The *Amazing Brahmana Vaishnavas who have risen high* such as

Gaura-Mandala-Bhumi Das

>

>

>

> The Phony-Prema-Bhaktas (dosh-dristi) who KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

Fault-finders such as Kavichandra.

>

>

>

> The Karma-misra-bhaktas who actually KNOW the philosophy such as Natabara

>

>  

>

> Right, royal " pain-in-the-ass " devotees like RamaLakshman das

>

>

>

> The Karma-misra-bhaktas who do NOT understand the philosophy such as

Rameshwar.

>

>

>

> The Parampara Freaks (only the DEAD are Good = The only GOOD Guru is a DEAD

Guru) such as: ACBSP?

>

>  

>

> The *Gothic-Christian-Faggot* devotees such as Kirtanananda

>

>

>

> The " we're gods they're all asura " -vadins such as:

>

>  

>

> The devotees who care MORE about Krishna than past-Guru-vadins such as:

>

>

>

> The devotees who care MORE about past-Guru than about Krishna-Vadins such as

NaraNarayana

>

>  

>

> The devotees who care MORE about THEIR TOTAL AWESOMENESS than Krishna OR guru,

such as Tripurari.

>

>

>

> The " devotees who can order a vege-burger at Ernie's Steak Pit, and get it! "

such as Karandar

>

>

>

> The smart devotees who know that for every disease there is a cure, except for

" block-heads " , such as Ambrish.

>

>

> The " went-back-to-Godhead-Taxi-Driver " Jayananda-vadins such as

> BadriNarayan & Mukunda

>

>  

>

> The Hate ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because " Prabhupada

says so! " such as Sampradaya Sun.

>

>  

>

> The LOVE ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because " Prabhupada

says so! " such as Yadurani

>

>

>

> The RE-un-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:

>

>  

>

> The RE-initiated,taking shiksha-vadins such as WVA.

>

>

>

> The RE-RE initiated *caught in Tug-of-war* such as Hrisikesh Das

>

>  

>

> The " long-goners " such as Krishna Das

>

>

>

> The flaming HOMOS such as Bhavananda

>

>  

>

> The " MONKS-With SLIT THROATS " such as Jaya-Pataka.

>

>

> The Nish-kam Bhaktas such as DinaBandhu.

>

>  

>

> The " To Hell & Back " devotees such as Nrisinga Swami

>

>

>

> The 'Rupanuga' Bhaktas (Huh!? What's THAT??) such as Bhakta Ray.

>

>

>

> The " Too Cool for School " Hideaways such as Achutananda.

>

>

>

> The ex-Gurukuli kids who HAVE a " gurukuli-complex " such as Deva Deva

>

>  

>

> The ex-Gurukuli kids who do NOT have a " gurukuli-complex " such as:

>

>

>

> The Salvation Army such as old Gurudas

>

>

>

> The criminal and murder suspect arrestee-guilty-as-hell roll-over snitches

such as Rishabdev and Guptadas

>

>  

>

> The cold-blooded-murderer devotees such as (ref. " Monkey On a Stick " ).

>

>  

>

> The " other-side of the lead-wall to avoid any radiation " devotees such as:

>

>  

>

> The " Jiva FELL from Golok " Vadins such as: Hridayananda

>

>  

>

> The devotees who mastered Sanskrit language WITHOUT learning it such as

Hridayananda and Pradyamna

>

>  

>

> The " Jiva did not fall from Golok " Vadins such as:

>

>

>

> The " Goal is Nitya-lila " Vadins such as REAL Rupa Goswami (but he's NOT in

Iskcon, and never will be).

>

>  

>

> The " Goal is Bhauma-lila " Vadins such as Iskcon Gurus

>

>  

>

> The Anti-Gopi Vadins such as: GBC

>

>

>

> The Pro-Gopi Vadins such as Narayana Mj

>

>

>

> The No-Gopi Vadins such as:

>

>

>

> The " Gopa-Gopi-Go " Vadins such as Gaudiya Matha

>

>  

>

> The *Never HEARD of Vaishnavatva* Vadins such as:

>

>  

>

> The " GM is stealing OUR men! " Vadins such as late Sridhar Swami.

>

>

>

> They just MUST have a Party 3 times a Day Vadins (Party means singing &

dancing, even if you don't WANT to) such as:

>

>

>

> The " Don't believe in God-anymore? " Vadins such as:

>

>  

>

> The " #@ & %$$$$$*!^*)(%#@ " Vadins such as

>

>  

>

> The " Anti #@ & %$$$$$*!^*)(%#@ " Vadins such as

>

>

>

> The DO THINGS RIGHT (Old way) Vadins such as WVA

>

>

>

> The Prabhupada's Way IS the NEW Way Vadins such as Guru Govind Singh

>

>

>

> The " My Way or the High Way " Vadins such as Tamal Krishna.

>

>

>

> The All-knowing, Krishna protected Guru WAS murdered (maybe) vadins such as

>

>  

>

> The " All-knowing, Krishna protected Guru WAS NOT murdered " vadins such as

Harikesh

>

>

>

> BONUS QUESTION: Global Importance:

>

> 1. TOTAL ISKCON FOLLOWERS ABOUT 30 THOUSAND

>

> 2. DIVIDE INTO EARTH POPULATION ABOUT 6 BILLION 

>

> = ___________% OF WORLD WHO FOLLOW ISKCON.

>

>

> GRADE:

>

>  

>

>

>

>

>

> Get your preferred Email name!

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[Guest guest]

Dear Anne,

 

the FACTS are not always palatable. This is a case of the facts don't fit the

theory. The theory is GREAT, but the facts stink! And it's really MUCH worse

than listed below.

 

Stay cool,

R-

 

sacred-objects , " annethakur " <dallesophia wrote:

>

> This is all spiritually criminal. it makes me want to throw up--- In

sacred-objects , Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> wrote:

> >

> > How Well Do You Know Everyone in  ISKCON?

> >

> >

> > Please fill in the names you know on the

> > appropriate lines (some have been answered for you):

> >

> >

> > TEST: ISKCON CONSISTS OF THE

> > FOLLOWING TYPES:

> >

> >

> > The Bhajanandi

> > vairagites such as:

> >

> >  

> >

> > The GBC Vadins such as

> >

> >  

> >

> > The " dead-as-a-door-nail " headless Gurus such as Jaya Tirtha

> >

> >  

> >

> > The " mafia-wanna-be " Iskcon devotees such as Bhagavan

> >  

> >

> > The *Heat Packin* Shoot-a-cow-for-target-practice devotees such as

Hamsadutta

> >

> >  

> >

> > The Guru is God absolute, no prior humanity, just eternally absolute (even

when wrong) such as Bhagavat Das

> >

> >

> >

> > The GBC and/or GURU wannabees, who are forever excluded, such as Bhaktadas

> >

> >  

> >

> > The *Gay Porno on roof of Mayapura*-witness-vadins such as Gay Rooftop Porno

FAN CLUB.

> >

> >

> >

> > The Abused Children-vadins (who DON'T believe in karma) such as:

> >

> >

> >

> > The Abuser of children-vadins (who DON'T believe in karma) such as:

> >

> >

> >

> > The " Hate-all-others-but-us " -vadins such as:

> >

> >

> >

> > The Gurus (coming and going) such as: Harikesh, Rameshwar, Bhagavan,

Kirtananda, Hamsadutta Inc,

> >

> >  

> >

> > The PR " evil-doings-in-house " cover-up Vadins such as Mukunda.

> >

> >

> >

> > The *Get-wigged-out-and-jump-off-a-damn bridge* nuts such as Vishnujana?

> >

> >

> >

> > The *descended to

> > depths of madness! Ain't NEVER commin' back!* devotees such as Devananda

> >

> >

> >

> > The " Lakshmi Point " (MONEY) Vadins such as Rameshwar

> >

> >  

> >

> > The Downtrodden Mataji's who are really masochists such as Nandarani dd

> >

> >  

> >

> > The Downtrodden Brahmachari's who are really masochists such as:

> >

> >  

> >

> > The Independant Matajis such as Yamuna.

> >

> >  

> >

> > The *Man-in-charge* Mataji such as Malati.

> >

> >

> >

> > The *get-me-the-hell-out-of-here* BORN devotees such as Malati's daughter,

Sarasvati

> >

> >  

> >

> > The Pratikul-vad Astrologers who also never heard the term " Vaishnavatva "

such as Nalini.

> >

> >

> >

> > The Anukul-vad Astrologers *One-man-is-an-Island* devotees such as

Hamsavatar.

> >

> >

> >

> > The (only) " Claim to Fame " semi-devotee such as late George Harrison.

> >

> >  

> >

> > The *Rich & Famous* Ass-kissing Devotees (who ban other devotees) such as

> >

> >

> >

> > The PADA-vadins such as:

> >

> >  

> >

> > The 2nd & 3rd Generation-ites (KNOW IT ALLS) such as Rupa Manjari dd.

> >

> >  

> >

> > The Liberals into mundane Iskcon politics, e.g. Temple Presidents, such as:

> >

> >

> >

> > The *money by hook or crook* is the REAL JUICE such as Gurukripa

> >

> >

> >

> > The Conservatives into mundane Iskcon politics e.g. Temple Presidents, such

as:

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> > The FRIED devotees, such as Stava-Priya and DhunviGanesh

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> > The " Mutt and Jeff " Scam Team devotees such as Brahmananda and Gargamuni.

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> > The *blowing the foul whistle* (and getting plugged for it) devotee such as

Sulochan

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> > The closed-minded devotee-offenders such as: Kavichandra Swami

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> > The open-minded devotee-offenders such as: IMPOSSIBLE.

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> > The closed OR open-minded (who have no actual clue!??) non-offenders such as

Bhakta Brainless.

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> > The went-to-Gaudiya-Math-with-an-'Iskcon-complex' devotees such as Das

Goravani.

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> > The went-to-GM-withOUT-an-Iskcon-complex such as Hrisikesh.

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> > The Uttama-Prema-Bhaktas (nir-dosh-dristi) who KNOW Nitya Lila such as

Mahanidhi Swami

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> > The *Amazing Brahmana Vaishnavas who have risen high* such as

Gaura-Mandala-Bhumi Das

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> > The Phony-Prema-Bhaktas (dosh-dristi) who KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

Fault-finders such as Kavichandra.

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> > The Karma-misra-bhaktas who actually KNOW the philosophy such as Natabara

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> > Right, royal " pain-in-the-ass " devotees like RamaLakshman das

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> > The Karma-misra-bhaktas who do NOT understand the philosophy such as

Rameshwar.

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> > The Parampara Freaks (only the DEAD are Good = The only GOOD Guru is a DEAD

Guru) such as: ACBSP?

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> > The *Gothic-Christian-Faggot* devotees such as Kirtanananda

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> > The " we're gods they're all asura " -vadins such as:

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> > The devotees who care MORE about Krishna than past-Guru-vadins such as:

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> > The devotees who care MORE about past-Guru than about Krishna-Vadins such as

NaraNarayana

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> > The devotees who care MORE about THEIR TOTAL AWESOMENESS than Krishna OR

guru, such as Tripurari.

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> > The " devotees who can order a vege-burger at Ernie's Steak Pit, and get it! "

such as Karandar

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> > The smart devotees who know that for every disease there is a cure, except

for " block-heads " , such as Ambrish.

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> > The " went-back-to-Godhead-Taxi-Driver " Jayananda-vadins such as

> > BadriNarayan & Mukunda

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> > The Hate ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because " Prabhupada

says so! " such as Sampradaya Sun.

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> > The LOVE ALL Prabhupada's Godbrothers for all eternity because " Prabhupada

says so! " such as Yadurani

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> > The RE-un-initiated, taking shiksha-vadins such as:

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> > The RE-initiated,taking shiksha-vadins such as WVA.

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> > The RE-RE initiated *caught in Tug-of-war* such as Hrisikesh Das

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> > The " long-goners " such as Krishna Das

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> > The flaming HOMOS such as Bhavananda

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> > The " MONKS-With SLIT THROATS " such as Jaya-Pataka.

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> > The Nish-kam Bhaktas such as DinaBandhu.

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> > The " To Hell & Back " devotees such as Nrisinga Swami

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> > The 'Rupanuga' Bhaktas (Huh!? What's THAT??) such as Bhakta Ray.

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> > The " Too Cool for School " Hideaways such as Achutananda.

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> > The ex-Gurukuli kids who HAVE a " gurukuli-complex " such as Deva Deva

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> > The ex-Gurukuli kids who do NOT have a " gurukuli-complex " such as:

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> > The Salvation Army such as old Gurudas

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> > The criminal and murder suspect arrestee-guilty-as-hell roll-over snitches

such as Rishabdev and Guptadas

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> > The cold-blooded-murderer devotees such as (ref. " Monkey On a Stick " ).

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> > The " other-side of the lead-wall to avoid any radiation " devotees such as:

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> > The " Jiva FELL from Golok " Vadins such as: Hridayananda

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> > The devotees who mastered Sanskrit language WITHOUT learning it such as

Hridayananda and Pradyamna

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> > The " Jiva did not fall from Golok " Vadins such as:

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> > The " Goal is Nitya-lila " Vadins such as REAL Rupa Goswami (but he's NOT in

Iskcon, and never will be).

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> > The " Goal is Bhauma-lila " Vadins such as Iskcon Gurus

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> > The Anti-Gopi Vadins such as: GBC

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> > The Pro-Gopi Vadins such as Narayana Mj

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> > The No-Gopi Vadins such as:

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> > The " Gopa-Gopi-Go " Vadins such as Gaudiya Matha

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> > The *Never HEARD of Vaishnavatva* Vadins such as:

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> > The " GM is stealing OUR men! " Vadins such as late Sridhar Swami.

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> > They just MUST have a Party 3 times a Day Vadins (Party means singing &

dancing, even if you don't WANT to) such as:

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> > The " Don't believe in God-anymore? " Vadins such as:

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> > The " #@ & %$$$$$*!^*)(%#@ " Vadins such as

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> > The " Anti #@ & %$$$$$*!^*)(%#@ " Vadins such as

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> > The DO THINGS RIGHT (Old way) Vadins such as WVA

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> > The Prabhupada's Way IS the NEW Way Vadins such as Guru Govind Singh

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> > The " My Way or the High Way " Vadins such as Tamal Krishna.

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> > The All-knowing, Krishna protected Guru WAS murdered (maybe) vadins such as

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> > The " All-knowing, Krishna protected Guru WAS NOT murdered " vadins such as

Harikesh

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> >

> > BONUS QUESTION: Global Importance:

> >

> > 1. TOTAL ISKCON FOLLOWERS ABOUT 30 THOUSAND

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> > 2. DIVIDE INTO EARTH POPULATION ABOUT 6 BILLION 

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> > = ___________% OF WORLD WHO FOLLOW ISKCON.

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> > GRADE:

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