Sri Ram and Ram Setu (Interesting Script laugh)

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The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said " Hanuman, how diligently

and strenuously you and your vanar sena had built this

bridge several centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the

ravages of the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It

is indeed an amazing feat especially considering the fact that

a bridge at Hyderabad

built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed the other day

even before they could stick the posters on its pillars. " Hanuman

with all humility spoke " Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of

your grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw

them in the sea and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from

Ambuja or ACC was ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue

now. " Ram spoke " Well,Hanuman some people down there want

to demolish the bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves

lot of money and lot of money will be made. They will make

money on demolition and make more money on construction.

" Hanuman humbly bowed down and said " Why not we

go down and present our case "

 

Ram said " Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask

us to submit age proof and we don't have either a birth

certificate or schoolleaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot

and some times in bullock carts and so we don't have a driving license

either. As far as the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born

at Ayodhya is itself under litigation for over half a century, If I

go in a traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may

recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at

the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved category.

Also, a God cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and

announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So

it is dilemma so to say. " " I can vouch for you by

saying that I personally built the bridge. "

 

" My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work.

They will ask you to produce the lay-out plan, the project details,

including financial outlay and how the project cost was met and the

completion certificate. Nothing is accepted without documentary

evidence in India

.. You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you have no

cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the

authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate

to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated. " Lord can't

understand these historians. Over the

years you have given darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas,

Tulsidas, Saint Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even

Sant Tukaram and still they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana

is a myth. The only option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth

and set the government records straight once for all. "

Lord smiled " It isn't that easy today. Ravan is

apprehensive that he may look like a saint in front

of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Mareecha, who appeared

as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest and

he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as Salman Khan

is around. "