Guest guest Posted July 24, 2000 Report Share Posted July 24, 2000 >Sardarji Jokes > > >-------- ------ > >Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the >wall. >It read " Padne waala gadha. " (one who reads it is an ass.) >Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back, " Likhne waala >gadha. " (One who wrote it is an ass). > >-------- ------ > >Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the >telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 >minutes. " What is the matter today? asked her husband. " Today you had less >than half an hour conversation on the phone. " > " I got a wrong number, " replied Mrs. Banta Singh. > >-------- ------ > >Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. >The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. > " They should nto put up such misleading notices, " said Banta Singh. " It >said , FINE FOR PARKING HERE. " > >-------- ------ > >A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an >advertisement announcing his father's death. " The rate is Rs. 360 per single >col. cm, " the clerk told him. > " Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined, " exclaimed the haryanavi. " My >father was 182 cms tall. " > >-------- ------ > >Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach : >Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? > >Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ? > >Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata. > >Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach >kahete hai . > > >-------- ------ > > Rajsi complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with >anything I > say. And we have been married for six years .' >Mrs Rajsi intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years ! ' > > >-------- ------ > > A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for >the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed up of >this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. >That ended the husband's witticisms. > > >-------- ------ > >Teacher : If we breath oxygen in the daytime, what do we breath at night? >Pupil :Nitrogen? > >-------- ------ > > Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to >her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons >of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the >postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater . > >-------- ------ > >Avtar & Kartar used to stay in same building . Avtar on the Ground floor & >Kartar on the 25thfloor. One day when the lift was not working , Kartar >invited Avtar for a Dinner. Avtar trudged up to 25thfloor to find Kartar's >flat closed from outside and had a note which read : ' How did you enjoy >your dinner ? ' >Not to be outdone , Avtar wrote under it , ' Sorry , I could not make it .. ' > > >-------- ------ > > Banta showed his plam to a palmist . He examined the lines on >Banta's hand & said,'A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very >careful.' > 'Why should I have to be careful?' asked Banta. 'She should be >careful of her life. I drive a Redline bus!' > >-------- ------ > > Santa Singh & Banta Singh had strong reservations against the Mandal >Commission's recommendations. They found an ingenious way to get round them. >Santa Singh's daughter, Manjeet married Banta Singh's son, Diljit. They >named their grandson Mandal Jeet. > >-------- ------ > > Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise >the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at >school. Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy >joint like this?' > 'Not at all,' replied the classmate. 'I would be ashamed if I >ate my meal here. I only work in this place.' > >-------- ------ > > 'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the >lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the >liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' > 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. 'I am not your >son.' > 'I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman. > >-------- ------ > > Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab >Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English >to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to >see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you >outstanding! Please income.' > >-------- ------ > > The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh >searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the >collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.' > 'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta Singh, 'but if I don't >find it, I want to know where to get off.' > >-------- ------ > > Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. > The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' > Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the >top, how will > the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?' > >-------- ------ > > Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.' > Doctor : 'What's your problem?' > Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.' > Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?' > Sardarji : 'What problem?' > >-------- ------ > > Banta owned a large factory. He issued orders that only married men would >be employed. When his friend Santa asked him the reason, Banta replied, >'Married men are more obedient.' > >-------- ------ > > > > >_____________________ > >______________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 28, 2001 Report Share Posted January 28, 2001 - " Rahul Ganjiwale " <rahulganjiwale <Ramakrishna > Sunday, January 28, 2001 04:46 > sir are we doing something for raising funds for this disastor caused due to > earthquake ? > Dear Rahul We all have to do something. We cannot look away. All the educational bodies that I am connected with in the UK have started collections, sending money or clothes to Gujarat. If any list member wishes to send any contributions they should send it directly to the Ramakrishna Ashram at Dr Yagnik Road, Rajkot 360001 Gujarat India. From our experience, one can send a cheque which can be cashed by the Indian bank. Just make sure the payments are crossed and made payable to Ramakrishna Mission Ashram (made payable at Rajkot ). Further details of all appeals by the Ramakrishna movement can be viewed by visiting our site at http://www.hinduism.fsnet.co.uk/namoma or http://www.hinduism.fsnet.co.uk/home.htm (then clicking on to the Rajkot ashram site) Apart from this we know that the Gujarati Swaminarayan movements in London are doing a lot of work in sending money, clothes, medicine to India. Almost all bodies that I am connected with in London are active in doing something for the disaster victims in Gujarat. Any list member is quite welcome to use the facilities of this list to raise further awareness of the serious needs in Gujarat. Thanks for reminding the list of situation in Gujarat. jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2001 Report Share Posted February 18, 2001 Mesg.... - Ramakrishna Math, Pune List Sunday, February 18, 2001 09:00 RAMAKRISHNA MATH 131/1 A, Near Dandekar Bridge PUNE - 411 030 Tel. (020) 433 5132, E-mail : rkmathpune & rkmath_pune INVITATION Dear Sir/Madam, 166th Birthday of Bhagawan Sri Ramakrishna will be observed at our Math on Sunday 25th February 2001 as per programme given below. You and your friends are cordially invited to participate in the same. Yours in the Lord, Swami Bhaumananda President 1st February 2001 Programme Morning Mangalarati, Chanting & Meditation………………. 5.30 Special Puja Starts………………………………………7.00 Bhajan …………………………………………………….9 to 10 Arati ………………………………………………………. 10.00 Havan ……………………………………………………. 10.30 Prasad Distribution …………………………………… 11.30 Evening Narayan Seva …………………………………….....……… 3 to 4 Evening Arati & Sri Ramakrishna Nam Sankirtan … 7.00 There will be "Shivanam Sankirtan" after evening Arati on Wednesday 21st February 2001 on account of Mahashivaratri Special Programme: Discourses on "Srimad Bhagavad" everyday at 6.00 p.m. to 7.00 p.m. from 19th February 2001 to 24th February 2001, by Shri Ajit Kulkarni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 29, 2001 Report Share Posted June 29, 2001 The work we do in putting across Hinduism is reaching out to many other continents...We are now checking coursework for students in Hongkong... All this can only happen by the grace of Swami Vivekananda.... jay Vivekananda Centre London - Thursday, June 28, 2001 03:36 To whom may concern, I am a year 10 student from Shatin College in Hong Kong. I am one of Mrs Sachet Waller's student in her GCSE PRS class. She told us how useful the Vivekanada site is. It really is, it helped me a lot with my Hindu homework. I am very interested in the extra study notes for the GCSE exam. Would you kindly send me some of the notes for revision purpose. I will be looking forward to hear your reply. Thanks for concerning. Joanna Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2001 Report Share Posted July 16, 2001 - " saud al marri " <abrahm123 <vivekananda Monday, July 16, 2001 01:31 Like Shri Ramakrishna had said, do your daily duties but keep your mind always on the Supreme being as a woman of bad morals may work for her husband but her mind is always on her lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Share Posted October 15, 2001 DEAR FRIENDS, SHANKARAM SHIVA SHANKARAM, PLEASE READ THE ENCLOSED MAIL WHICH HAS REAL VALUE, AND TRUTH. VENKATARAMAN. <<Butterfly.pps>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Note: forwarded message attached. Note: forwarded message attached. > " madi alagan " <pushpamadi >vijayanandak, krameswari, seljag_2001, >gaurav, karpra, venkat, >reddysr14, suresh >Fw: >Sat, 23 Apr 2005 09:56:37 +0530 > > >Dear All, Good Morning. > >Have a wonderful experience. >May God bless you all >Thanks and best regards >HAVE A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. >(See attached file: sai_s_blessings.pps) _______________ Is your PC infected? Get a FREE online computer virus scan from McAfee® Security. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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