Guest guest Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND 1. You can stare at any Girl....... ************ * 2. You don't have to spend money on her. ************ * 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. ************ * 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. ************ * 5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. ************ * 6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. ************ * 7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring. ************ * 8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u. ************ * 9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore. ************ * 10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life. ************ * 11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place. ************ * 12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. ************ * 13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports. ************ * 14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less. ************ * 15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. ************ * 16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks. ************ * 17. No nonstop nonsense. ************ * 18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. ************ * 19. No tension. ************ * 20. You can be "urself" ************ * 21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills..... ************ * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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