Competition!

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Competition

 

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver

of the Rolls, " Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your

Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo! "

 

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, " Yes I have a phone. "

 

The driver of the Yugo says, " Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there

too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo! "

 

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, " Yes, I have a

refrigerator. "

 

The driver of the Yugo says, " That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in

there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo! "

 

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, " Of

course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in

the world! "

 

The driver of the Yugo says, " Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in

there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo! "

 

Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped

away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that

a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the

driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb,

complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit

for a Rolls Royce.

 

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo, and he

drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with

all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got

out and knocked on the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked

and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.

 

" I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce, " the driver of the

Rolls stated arrogantly.

 

The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said, " You got me out of the

shower for that?? "