A LITTLE HUMOUR!!!!

[Guest guest]

short bites and comments

 

 

I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on the water while I'm fishing.

 

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they

should be as close together as possible.

 

Definition of Atheism: a non-prophet organization.

 

Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...

 

Here's to the sun God, He sure is a fun God, Ra, Ra, Ra

 

A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods.

 

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

 

Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

 

On an atheist's tombstone: Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no place

to go.

 

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

 

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

 

I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.

 

I'm convinced God put me here to accomplish a certain number of things;

right now, I'm so far behind I'll never die!

 

He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim

at. - Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods'

 

And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the

Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords - Alan Wilson Watts

 

A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - one who lies awake at night wondering if

there really is a " dog " ...

 

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God because

they reckoned on His being with them.

 

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, and

those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way. - C.S. Lewis

 

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them

very much. -- G.K. Chesterton

 

I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the

great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

 

Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been

extinguished.

 

When we talk to God it's called prayer. When God talks back it's called

schizophrenia.

 

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

 

Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!

 

And on the 8th day God said, OK Murphy, you take over.

 

Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.

 

I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.

 

Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS!

 

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

 

In a crisis call for Isis!

 

Instant shaman - add one drum and beat slowly.

 

That was Zen. this is Tao.

 

Religion is for those who fear hell, Spirituality is for those who have been

there...

 

Sometimes we turn to God when our foundations are shaking, only to find out

it is God who is shaking them.

 

I always liked working with the Priests that drank the wine during mass.

They were the easiest to work with.

 

Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?

 

The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies,

probably because they are generally the same people.

 

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much

sleep.

 

To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

 

There is no room for God in my world. Probably why he has a nice place of

his own.

 

On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the

evolutionists try and figure this one out.

 

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that

I was talking to myself.

 

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

 

If God is inside us, then I hope he likes fajita's, cause that's what he's

getting.

 

Judaism: Higher messianic standards

 

Confession without repentance is just bragging. - Rev. Eugene Bolton

[Guest guest]

hi every one

i would like to know how is that i can change my mailing list id from the

present vsathyakama to vyakul

can any 1 throw more clarity on this

sathya