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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their

mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

 

" If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, " Let my brother have the

first pancake. I can wait. "

 

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, " Ryan, you be Jesus. "

 

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A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old

son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where

a seagull lay dead in the sand.

 

" Daddy, what happened to him? " the son asked.

 

" He died and went to Heaven, " the dad replied.

 

The boy thought a moment and then said, " Did God throw him back

down? "

 

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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to

their six-year-old daughter and said, " Would you like to say the

blessing? "

 

" I wouldn't know what to say, " the girl replied.

 

" Just say what you hear Mommy say, " the wife answered.

 

The daughter bowed her head and said, " Lord, why on earth did I

invite all these people to dinner? "

 

Received from Phil O Schuff.

 

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