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(carol pfeifle)

tech support

 

 

Tech Support Request

 

Last year, I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new

program

began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable

resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product

brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs

and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system

activity.

 

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,

crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0

from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but

uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me?

 

Jonathan

Powell

 

 

Dear Jonathan Powell-

 

This is a

very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary

misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with

the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a " UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT " program.

 

Wife 1.0 is

an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It

is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program from the system

once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1. 0

is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or

Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than original system. Look in

your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

 

I recommend

you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

 

Having Wife

1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section

regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all

responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course

of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as

lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you

take the blame for all GPFs.

 

Wife 1.0 is

a great program but is very high maintenance.