Out of the Mouths of Babes (from GFCL)

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KIDS' LITTLE INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE

 

" Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. "

-Andrew, Age 9

 

" Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. " -Rocky, age 9

 

" Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. "

-Stephanie, age 8

 

" Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower. "

-Lamar, age 10

 

" Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your

parents are doing taxes. " -Carrol, age 9

 

" Never bug a pregnant mom. " -Nicholas, age 11

 

" Don't ever be too full for dessert. " -Kelly, age 10

 

" When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?'

don't answer him. " -Heather, age 16

 

" Never tell your mom her diet's not working. " -Michael, age 14

 

" Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "

-Joel, age 12

 

" When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom

when she's on the phone. " -Alyesha, age 13

 

" Never try to baptize a cat. " -Laura, age 13

 

" Never spit when on a roller coaster. " -Scott, age 11

 

" Never do pranks at a police station. " -Sam, age 10

 

" Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. "

-Rob, age 10

 

" Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do

what your mom told you to do. " -Hank, age 12

 

" Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. "

-Molly, age 11

 

" Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. "

-Chelsey, age 7

 

" Stay away from prunes. " -Randy, age 9

 

" Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. "

-Phillip, age 13

 

" Forget the cake, go for the icing. " -Cynthia, age 8

 

" Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and

Grandma's house. " -Joanne, age 11

 

" When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. "

-Matthew, age 12

 

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