Guest guest Posted October 12, 1999 Report Share Posted October 12, 1999 From the Good Clean Funnies List: One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, " God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost. " God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, " Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest. " To which the scientist replied, " Okay, great! " But God added, " Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam. " The scientist said, " Sure, no problem " and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God looked at him and said, " No, no, no. You go get your own dirt! " Received from Darrell J Randall. -=+=- Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! The Good, Clean Funnies List: Good, clean funnies five times a week, FOR FREE! For subscription and other information, go to our web page at http://www.gcfl.net, or send email to gcfl-info. NEW! GCFL Online Store: http://gcfl.safeshopper.com Send donations or other correspondence (snail-mail) to: GCFL Box 476 Harvest, AL 35749-0476 USA Send GCFL a fax: 256.726.9838 A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a) Today's GCFL is online at http://www.gcfl.net/archive/latest.html --- Send e-mail to 'gcfl-request' with 'remove' to from this list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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