Guest guest Posted October 30, 1999 Report Share Posted October 30, 1999 Swami Yogeshananda One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist spoke to God saying, " God, we're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things. So we've decided that we no longer need you. " God listened very patiently and kindly. After the scientist was done talking, God said, " Very well, how about this, let's have a man making contest. " To which the scientist replied, " OK, great! " But God added, " Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam. " The scientist said, " Sure, no problem! " and bent down and picked up a handful of dirt. God looked at him and said, " No, no, no. You get your own dirt! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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